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rodfarva
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robbery? just bring protection

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EL DOC
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i rather find a nice looking girl at a bar, pay for her drink then have sex. every time i go over to my friends house he has a hooker sleeping on his bed, im not sure if its his girlfriend or a hooker but some bitch is always there sleeping
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tyrannicalrex
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Registered: 04/24/03
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Loc: subtropics
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You do know chlamydia and other std's are at an all time high according to the CDC don't you?
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aDoS
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Registered: 06/18/05
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I've never used an escort before. But I have used street hookers many times, and they are a lot of fun.
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MrBump
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CptnGarden said: your a bad troll
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deranger


Registered: 01/21/08
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Re: Hookers [Re: MrBump]
#9610451 - 01/14/09 07:14 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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i thought escort services require their women to get checked.
either way, fuck that. club + benzos + beer = good enough for me.
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QuantumMeltdown
Space Monkey



Registered: 10/31/01
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hah escort services dont check shit unless of course you mean the official bunny ranch in nevada where you will pay 2K for pussy and they only check that shit out every 3 months.
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Stonehenge
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Registered: 06/20/04
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2k for a pussy? It's a lot cheaper than that in Nevada, last time I looked. You pay either way, there is no free pussy anymore, if there ever was. If you get married then you really pay. And pay and pay.
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



Registered: 03/12/06
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Duh it's cheaper. That's what happens to price when it comes off the black market.
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filthee
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Registered: 10/17/08
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Loc: australia
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ronjohn7779 said: Lots and lots of people fuck hookers. Seriously its not as weird as people make it out to be. Have I ever done anything with a hooker? No. Would I rule it out in the future...No (but I know I would never fuck one). Most STD's don't frighten me the way HIV does. Warts are now controllable and nearly everything else can be cured with a pill. Still I never want to catch the monster.
Truth be told in my college years I've most likely have fucked some girls that were as dirty as most hookers. So if you think on those terms the only thing different was that I didn't pay for it.
At one point in history well over 60% of men lost their virginity to hookers. That number started to change drastically after world war 2. So at one point in time it wasn't weird at all. Fathers would take their son's to get serviced by ladies of the night all the time. I learned about this is a sex history class. Pretty interesting stuff.
you probably have more chance getting an std from a young chick on a bender
hookers or escorts have pretty good hygiene standards these days but the crack head street whore is a different matter
prostitution and furriers were the first two trades ever invented
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DeadPhan


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Re: Hookers [Re: filthee]
#9621569 - 01/16/09 02:34 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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u gota figure out specifics with craigslist bitches. alot of them arent full service and i seen my friend have one require him to wear a condom for head...wouldnt even fuck him either, after sayin on phone she was full service wtf./.....a condom for a blowjob? id rather jerk off
haha, another friend of mine had one show up, and me and some other friends were watching from upstairs.....and he was stupid as fuck....chatin with the girl for a bit before they got to it....and she goes, do u like toys? hes like sure...shes like, i got this great new toy....would u like to see me use it....hes like yea, sure! shes like, i gota run out to the car to get it. he goes ok! lol. we run downstairs and are like, DUUUUUUDE!!!!!???? WTF!!!? hes like, WHAT, WHAT??? and we run to the window, shes already in a car with 2 other dudes takin off. o man, we didnt let him live that down for a minute. he felt like quite the douche as he should have. we got a good laugh out of it tho. luckily he was rollin in dough at the time so it wasnt such a blow to the pocket but just the same. DUUUUUDE!!!!!
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AnarchyXx420xX
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hookers are as dirty as the massive shit I just took.
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two_rivers
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Re: Hookers [Re: sam420]
#9621786 - 01/16/09 03:33 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread makes me yearn for the days when i was a young boy playing with legos and hanging out with my cat and dogs.
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