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OfflineCaptain Caveman
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Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker!
    #9619995 - 01/16/09 09:17 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Its fuckin COLD! 5F degrees here...


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9620001 - 01/16/09 09:18 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

ya my car is warmin up right now, it barely even started

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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Atheist]
    #9620022 - 01/16/09 09:22 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

its only 2 here bra.

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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9620023 - 01/16/09 09:23 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

A balmy 8.0 F here... Good day to work on my tan . . . :peace:


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Atheist]
    #9620026 - 01/16/09 09:23 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Atheist said:
ya my car is warmin up right now, it barely even started




At least you know your battery is good, lol. :shrug:


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Atheist]
    #9620031 - 01/16/09 09:24 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, its supposed to be down into the 20's for the next two nights here in Florida. I was thinking about doing some hiking and camping this weekend, but I might put it off.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: blewmeanie]
    #9620073 - 01/16/09 09:34 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I cant even go outside to smoke without my boogies freezing.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #9620085 - 01/16/09 09:38 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Someone wet theyre balls and stick em to a flagpole.













Prove it with pics damnit!


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #9620086 - 01/16/09 09:38 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

-11 yall are bunch of pussys lol

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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Mastamike1118]
    #9620166 - 01/16/09 09:53 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

-30 on the shores of Lake Michigan kiddies.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9620182 - 01/16/09 09:57 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Captain Caveman said:
Its fuckin COLD! 5F degrees here...




:crymeariver:

-10°F
Feels Like
-21°F


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9620196 - 01/16/09 09:59 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

It was like -30 celsius but we're in the midst of a chinook.. it's a balmy 5 celsius!

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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Brugman]
    #9620203 - 01/16/09 10:02 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

bout 5 degrees here too. it sucks. i just stay inside all day.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #9620216 - 01/16/09 10:03 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously? It's sooo warm for the season. It's outside time!

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OfflineCaptain Caveman
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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Brugman]
    #9620227 - 01/16/09 10:05 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Seriously? It's sooo warm for the season. It's outside time!



lol wtf? What ya gonna do, watch random shit freeze?


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Brugman]
    #9620274 - 01/16/09 10:14 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Brugman said:
Seriously? It's sooo warm for the season. It's outside time!




Thats because all of your cold came down here.

take it back.....TAKE IT BACK!:crankey:

Or at least hook me up with a pancake.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! *DELETED* [Re: blewmeanie]
    #9620283 - 01/16/09 10:17 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Coffee]
    #9620599 - 01/16/09 11:07 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Im in SOcal and im getting dressed (Short sleeve shirt and some shorts :rofl2:). They actually say we arnt expecting anymore rain for a few months. Its been hot as hell this last week.



....not bragging, just pointing out how boring our fucking weather is


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Captain Caveman]
    #9620615 - 01/16/09 11:10 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

1, feels like -13.
Our pipes froze. One of your neighbors burst. Luckily since it happened to a few other people in the same complex we'll be able to make our landlord pay for it.
No showering or anything for a while.


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Re: Damn Shit Fuck Pussy Dick Ass Motherfucker! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #9620639 - 01/16/09 11:15 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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-30 on the shores of Lake Michigan kiddies.




http://www.weather.com/maps/maptype/currentweatherusnational/uscurrenttemperatures_large.html?from=hp_main_maps

doesn't look like it.

im up on the coast of superior this week and it's not even that cold here.

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