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InvisibleMcFace
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: anyone420]
    #9600974 - 01/13/09 11:57 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

What do you mean by that?

I'm sure Amy is not a virgin by choice, she had had boyfriends, hung out with one once, he was a big pussy! She is not hugely religious.  Just that this sexual tension is messing with our friend ship, i think it needs to be dealt with.

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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9600983 - 01/13/09 11:59 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You're acting like a virgin... that sexual tension is yours.

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Offlineanyone420
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: Cowgold]
    #9600999 - 01/13/09 12:02 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

cowgold is right

virgins are risky, because they read into things far too much like your doing.

heres how i get women.  i go do the things i want to do, and be myself in the process.


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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: AloneInKyoto27]
    #9601012 - 01/13/09 12:03 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

AloneInKyoto27 said:
Quote:

Cowgold said:
Don't make it so hard or even address the situation directly. 

"Do you still have a crush on me?"

FAIL


Just talk to her and let things unfold naturally.




:yesnod:




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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: thirdtragedy]
    #9601026 - 01/13/09 12:06 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

get her drunk and take advantage of her :shrug:


haha, but really just start conversation and let it happen manggg


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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9601040 - 01/13/09 12:08 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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McFace said:
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smokeybear said:if she is really shy, she is not going to want to be called out on it, especially in a party situation in front of her friends and brothers.




Yea I know that, but that is why I wanted to pull her side. your right it might be mean to call he on that, But that is kinda my style, just jump in head first. 

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smokeybear said:you should party with her, be chummy but not too chummy, get her phone number and ask her out.  you don't have to set up a certain date, just like ask her out to a movie, drinks, dinner, etc with sometime on the end.  set the date up with a phone call.




I have her number, she has mine. We party, actually she is coming to my birthday party in 2 weeks.  I don't like to say this but I'm not looking for a date I'm looking to lay her.





ahhh i see.  well then your in a weird territory then, shy artsy chicks are going to be hard to lay unless they are a flousy man.  she may be looking for a relationship, not just a fuck.

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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9601073 - 01/13/09 12:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

If she is a virgin, be a decent guy and let her lose that to a boyfriend.  Don't be the piece of shit that took it because he wanted some ass. 



Because losing that really means alot to a woman.  She shouldn't have to feel cheap and used with her first sexual encounter. 

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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9601093 - 01/13/09 12:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Stick it in her butt when she's asleep. If she wakes up and freaks out, it was never meant to be.


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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: unbeliever]
    #9601109 - 01/13/09 12:18 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

IF she is a virgin ,she has fended off the man rod more than once.
I can tell from these posts his attempts will be futile and easy to avoid for her.


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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: unretarded]
    #9601118 - 01/13/09 12:20 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

That's great.

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InvisibleMcFace
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: Cowgold]
    #9601185 - 01/13/09 12:34 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You guys made me laugh. :popcorn:

You gave me some more insite into this situation, Thanks for you sick nasty stupid comments.  This is starting to get off topic.  I'm Out!

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Invisibleflexintexan
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9605863 - 01/14/09 02:34 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I feel like I'm getting old but I would:

say you wanna hump but if she doesn't then it's cool you still want to hang out and stuff.

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Offlineigwna
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9605888 - 01/14/09 02:39 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

yeah bro. just chill out.
too much sexual tension can turn you into a werewolf or something.




go with the flow baby.


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InvisibleSpencerGNobleman
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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: igwna]
    #9605913 - 01/14/09 02:48 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You should be extremely direct with her.  Just say you like her and maybe you could spend some time alone sometime.

What you call artistic and shy sounds similar to certain high functioning autistic traits.  People who are artistic and nervous and shy need more direct communications and less indirect communications than normal people without social anxiety.  Maybe the tension comes up because she's not fluent and navigating indirect social cues in large groups.  Your description makes me believe you should be more direct then these people are suggesting. 

Don't ask about her, which creates more opportunities for miscommunication, rather, tell her about how you feel with direct nonsexual language.  If you do communicate really directly and something happens you might get lucky, because shy quiet artistic girls are quite often more kinky and better lovers (because of more explicit communication and more introversion = wilder fantasies).


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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9605999 - 01/14/09 03:08 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I really would have liked to help you but after reading this
thread, I think maybe you should ask her brothers for their help,
maybe they'll hold her down while you do it, maybe you're the only
one feeling that tension and you really kinda creep her out

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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9606024 - 01/14/09 03:17 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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I really would have liked to help you but after reading this thread, I think maybe you should ask her brothers for their help, maybe they'll hold her down while you do it, maybe you're the onlyone feeling that tension and you really kinda creep her out




Don't listen to any of this. This is all way too much thinking. The worst thing you can do with a situation like this is over think it. You're obviously both nervous for whatever reason, and analyzing why will only lead to more nervousness, more apprehension, and most importantly, uncertainty. Really, thinking only leads to more uncertainty when it comes to sexual tension. You have to turn your mind off. You'll start to say things that would have made you feel uncomfortable if you thought about it first, but you'll find out what would actually happen a hell of a lot faster. Don't ask her brothers, that's fucked up.

What's the worse that could happen? You don't get the girl? That just means you weren't going to get here anyway and it's time to move on.

*has never been in a relationship and lives in mom's basement*

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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: unbeliever]
    #9606033 - 01/14/09 03:18 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

unbeliever said:
Stick it in her butt when she's asleep. If she wakes up and freaks out, it was never meant to be.




:naughty:


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    #9606075 - 01/14/09 03:29 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: McFace]
    #9606254 - 01/14/09 04:53 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

High school crushes don't go away completely.  If you get opportunity you'd jump on it at any point in your life even if you'd forgot about it.

Ask her to go out with you in a friendly way and then you can both get comfortable being together, progress slowly.  If you both nervous then just pulling her aside and asking her isn't gonna provoke a good response.

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Re: Sexual Tension [Re: Platinum]
    #9606261 - 01/14/09 04:59 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Platinum said:


That's all I have to say about the matter.




Can't believe you would post this without the actual video



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