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Anonymous #1

sometimes when i have to take a shit
    #9595989 - 01/12/09 04:26 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

when im at home alone and have to take a shit. ill hold it in as long as i can until it pretty much starts comin out then run to the bathroom and let it come out. it feels good to me. to have to shit so bad then finally let it all out. really make ya feel good. its like having to take a piss real bad for a long time then finally lettin it all out.

anyone else do this too? if not, give it a shot.

enjoy the smell of ur own assfarts.


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Anonymous #2

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9596027 - 01/12/09 04:32 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

I try not to shit so I can savor the intense rancidity of my preshit flatulence.


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Anonymous #3

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9596065 - 01/12/09 04:39 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Sometimes Im so busy I cant be bothered to take a shit and I procrastinate, put it off and put it off until the last minute then I shit my pants.


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Anonymous #1

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9596153 - 01/12/09 04:51 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

isnt it great?


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Anonymous #4

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9596233 - 01/12/09 05:00 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

I want to take a shit and ejaculate at the same time.


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Anonymous #2

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9596285 - 01/12/09 05:07 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Sometimes when I haven't eaten in a while, I smell some of what I last ate in my shit, and it makes me hungry for whatever that was again.


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Anonymous #3

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9596407 - 01/12/09 05:21 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

I smelled popcorn in my shit today.

Ive ejaculated and shit at the same time before, it's amazing.


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Anonymous #2

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9596486 - 01/12/09 05:31 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Ejaculating shit would be :awesome:


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Anonymous #5

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9596504 - 01/12/09 05:33 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

I hope to someday take a shit so big that I pink sock myself


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Anonymous #1

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9597118 - 01/12/09 07:01 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

...pink sock??? dare i ask?


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Anonymous #6

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9597594 - 01/12/09 08:17 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
when im at home alone and have to take a shit. ill hold it in as long as i can until it pretty much starts comin out then run to the bathroom and let it come out. it feels good to me. to have to shit so bad then finally let it all out. really make ya feel good. its like having to take a piss real bad for a long time then finally lettin it all out.

anyone else do this too? if not, give it a shot.

enjoy the smell of ur own assfarts.





lol,

i do the exact same thing.


also i used to be disgusted with my own shit, i would gag and vomit someties from the smell. lol


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Anonymous #7

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #9598004 - 01/12/09 09:28 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I want to take a shit and ejaculate at the same time.




It feels outrageously good.

The feeling can be reliably simulated with none of the mess using anal beads. :omgawesome:


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Anonymous #3

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #9598015 - 01/12/09 09:29 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

I just whack off while sitting on the shitter.


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Anonymous #7

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9598045 - 01/12/09 09:32 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I just whack off while sitting on the shitter.




Yeah I done it too. It's insanely satisfying if you get the timing right. :dancer:


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Anonymous #4

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9598163 - 01/12/09 09:52 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I just whack off while sitting on the shitter.




What would your parents think.


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Anonymous #3

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #9598182 - 01/12/09 09:53 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Im sure all of our dads have tried it atleast once.


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Anonymous #4

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9598197 - 01/12/09 09:55 PM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Why would you even think of that, you sick fuck.


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Anonymous #8

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #9600619 - 01/13/09 10:31 AM (15 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I just whack off while sitting on the shitter.




Yeah I done it too. It's insanely satisfying if you get the timing right. :dancer:



Maybe that's why people like getting done up the butt :strokebeard:


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Anonymous #9

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9603491 - 01/13/09 07:21 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

I got head once when I was talking a shit.

That's pretty satisfying - now all you gotta do is find a chick willing to do that.


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Anonymous #10

Re: sometimes when i have to take a shit [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9603604 - 01/13/09 07:37 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

Any OTD-er can tell you you shouldnt hold your shit regularly as this promotes formation of fecal impactions.

I like the feeling of letting go a huge amount of diarroea, where you sit on the shitter and empty out from ass to stomach. I recently had norovirus.  The vomiting was ghastly but the diarroea was epic!


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