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DIY synthetic urine?
    #9558733 - 01/06/09 06:44 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

I need some crude synthetic/ fake urine. I don't need to pass a government drug test, but just weekly tests from the parents. I don't want to get kicked out or have the cops called on me because my grand parents live across the road and if they saw the cops it would cause family drama and they wouldn't give me money for college. I'm just going to play my parent's game until I can move out. Could I put ammonia, salt, and food coloring in water and pass a ten panel home test?


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9558762 - 01/06/09 06:48 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

probably, if it looks like piss and its warm your good


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9558784 - 01/06/09 06:51 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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I need some crude synthetic/ fake urine. I don't need to pass a government drug test, but just weekly tests from the parents. I don't want to get kicked out or have the cops called on me because my grand parents live across the road and if they saw the cops it would cause family drama and they wouldn't give me money for college. I'm just going to play my parent's game until I can move out. Could I put ammonia, salt, and food coloring in water and pass a ten panel home test?




just buy fake piss. or get a clean friend to piss in a bottle for you.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: Calix]
    #9558812 - 01/06/09 06:55 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

I'm buying a whizzinator synthetic urine pouch that you wear on your waist. It's 25 bucks, but when it runs out I was gonna refill it with some fake urine that I can make for free.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: Calix]
    #9558820 - 01/06/09 06:56 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

your parents drug test you, wow thats harsh. you should agree to take their drug test. if they agree to take one when you do.

its only fair


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #9558863 - 01/06/09 07:02 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

They don't do any drugs. My mom got drunk once after she was 30, and my dad drank half a beer in highschool, but they have never smoked weed. They don't drug test me all the time. Just when they are suspicious... like when I smoked a huge blunt in my room Friday night. :grin: Now they are threatening to test me weekly, but I have been playing this game forever so no biggie. I just bought some kickass mechanical scales and a glass bubbler today.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9558943 - 01/06/09 07:16 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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They don't do any drugs. My mom got drunk once after she was 30, and my dad drank half a beer in highschool, but they have never smoked weed. They don't drug test me all the time. Just when they are suspicious... like when I smoked a huge blunt in my room Friday night. :grin: Now they are threatening to test me weekly, but I have been playing this game forever so no biggie. I just bought some kickass mechanical scales and a glass bubbler today.




You must be one patient kid.  If my parents did that to me I'd go nuts.  Well done though, you're going about this the right way...  If they don't know what you do, everyone's happy.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9558988 - 01/06/09 07:21 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

It's gonna be like Christmas again when this comes in. :awesome:

Mine should be similar to the blue and green one.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9559008 - 01/06/09 07:24 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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Just when they are suspicious... like when I smoked a huge blunt in my room Friday night. :grin:




hahaha. well you could buy cleaner and just drink some the day before they test you.

one time my ex bf took niacin but he looked sunburnt and i don't think it is worth it!


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: thirdtragedy]
    #9559095 - 01/06/09 07:41 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

niacin also make you piss florescent orange:eek:, do they watch you take the test, that would be even more demented. i would just stockpile some pee from a clean friend.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #9559122 - 01/06/09 07:45 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

Nah. My mom just stands outside the door to hear if I'm putting anything besides piss in the cup.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9559147 - 01/06/09 07:49 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

Sucks about your situation man, but +5 for being patient and not going crazy like I know I would. :tongue:

Good luck, sir.


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: NobodyImportant]
    #9559157 - 01/06/09 07:51 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

if it would cause that much family streess your not gonna get the cops called on you bro.. toke on :vaped: :awebig:


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: suburbanned]
    #9559183 - 01/06/09 07:54 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

I have a joint that is bigger than a piece of chalk waiting for me in my humidor. :vaped:


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #9561303 - 01/07/09 01:10 AM (9 years, 17 days ago)

or you can sure-jel it in dire emergencies. i take randoms for the military, and never report w/o a box. and finally, if you drink a shitton of water from about an hour before the test till its time to go you can get out a good 5 or 6 pisses beforehand then youd be pissin Dasani!


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Re: DIY synthetic urine? [Re: destructo_low]
    #9561565 - 01/07/09 01:52 AM (9 years, 17 days ago)

why not just stop using until you move out, it's cheaper and far
less of a hassle, plus the fact that you're smoking in their house,
you're going to busted and booted anyway


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