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So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days.
    #9544491 - 01/04/09 03:45 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I took about three nice sized nuggets and grinded it super fine and put it in some apple sauce. I took two bites of it, and I kinda feel something. Do you think I should give it to her and hope for the best? It looks like I put sage in the apple sauce, but besides a slight organic taste it tastes damn good.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544536 - 01/04/09 03:49 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I would cook it and give her a light dose in something but only if she wants it. Don't give it to her if she doesn't know what's in it.

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544540 - 01/04/09 03:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

thats horrible, I understand why you want to do this and its with the best intentions but you dont drug people with out their knowing.
Is she on medication?
take her to docs if your that worried
and btw grandmas do that from time to time


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And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: fee]
    #9544551 - 01/04/09 03:51 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I would tell her it's in it. She is 87 and refuses to go to the hospital and might possibly die from starvation soon.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544565 - 01/04/09 03:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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destructo_low said:
I would tell her it's in it. She is 87 and refuses to go to the hospital and might possibly die from starvation soon.




in that case if she knows then it may work but pot needs to be heated in a fatty substance for best result's orally


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544566 - 01/04/09 03:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Go with a very low dose and talk her through the experience.  Hopefully she be comfortable and get some mean munchies.

Why is she not eating?  Has she said why?

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: Ego Death]
    #9544578 - 01/04/09 03:54 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Why is she not eating?  Has she said why?





ya cause it could be something very serious
dont take it lightly


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: Ego Death]
    #9544600 - 01/04/09 03:56 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

She is just old and doesn't have an appetite. I put maybe a gram in the apple sauce and took two bites. I kinda feel something, but I can't rule out placebo. My whole family is with her, and I don't really want them saying I'm just drugging her and stuff.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544612 - 01/04/09 03:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Your gonna give your grandma marijuana food without telling her its in it? :lol:


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: andrewss]
    #9544625 - 01/04/09 03:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Marijuana + apple sauce = placebo.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: Ego Death]
    #9544628 - 01/04/09 03:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Ego Death said:
Go with a very low dose and talk her through the experience.  Hopefully she be comfortable and get some mean munchies.

Why is she not eating?  Has she said why?



Even though I'm against drugging people without them knowing, I think it's justified here. I doubt she would agree to burn a phatty with ya.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: andrewss]
    #9544630 - 01/04/09 03:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

That would be funny, but no I'd tell her. I have it sitting in the fridge getting cold. If she doesn't want it I'll eat it. :grin:


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    #9544631 - 01/04/09 03:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: destructo_low]
    #9544650 - 01/04/09 04:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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She is just old and doesn't have an appetite. I put maybe a gram in the apple sauce and took two bites. I kinda feel something, but I can't rule out placebo. My whole family is with her, and I don't really want them saying I'm just drugging her and stuff.




Given your last thread about your mother drug testing you and possibly calling the police, I don't think it's advisable to intoxicate your grandma with an illegal substance.  It's one thing to have her consent, it's another to do it without her knowing.  You may even risk her life if she has heart problems.  Don't be so god damn ignorant.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: jazzillion]
    #9544664 - 01/04/09 04:03 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

If everyone would read the thread you would know that I would tell her that I put marijuana in it. Don't be so goddamn ignorant.


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    #9544671 - 01/04/09 04:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #9544688 - 01/04/09 04:06 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I would love to go give her a vap bag to sip on for an hour or two, but I don't have a vaporizer. :sad:


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9544689 - 01/04/09 04:07 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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it wont do anything unless you cook with with butter or oil


yeah you should have made some double strength cookies, then asked her to eat one because you need to know how they taste because you are planning on giving them to a girl you really like...hopefully she'll get the mega munchies.

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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9544699 - 01/04/09 04:08 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

She hasn't ever smoked. I'm afraid smoke would send her into a coughing fit.


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Re: So my Grandma hasn't eaten in two days. [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9544745 - 01/04/09 04:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I doubt she could even chew a cookie. She is pretty weak.


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