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OfflineTrancedShroom
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Everytime......
    #9544089 - 01/04/09 02:24 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I get close to being laid by some chick, someone fucks it.

Last night I had my friend tell one of his girls to bring me someone to fuck around with and she brought 3, yes three girls, sounds awesome, but 2 of them were not great. So I hit on the good looking one and we were all drinking vodka and orange Hawaiian Punch and one of them chooses to drink too much. Ok, so we are all pretty lit and we decide to go to a friend's house. Well one of them, the one that drank too much decides to get sick and causes her friends to help her out, which causes them to leave.:crankey:


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OfflineYour Destination
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Re: Everytime...... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #9544101 - 01/04/09 02:27 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Hmmm. Next time try to salvage the situation?

Help the sick girl that night, yeah it sucks, but you're setting yourself up as a good guy in the eyes of all 3 girls.

I dunno, I suck at that kind of thing anyways.


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: Your Destination]
    #9544117 - 01/04/09 02:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Yea.....that thought crossed my mind, but I didn't really give a shit about her.:vaped:


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: Your Destination]
    #9544125 - 01/04/09 02:31 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

whyyyyyyy are you expecting action when drunk?


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #9544793 - 01/04/09 04:21 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe if you gave more attention to the one(s) you weren't interested in, then the one you liked would have started craving some of your lovin too and once she was primed, you could make your move.

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #9544824 - 01/04/09 04:25 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldn't wanna fool around with some girl that is puking, vodka makes a person smell and taste bad enough, adding puke to the scenario doesn't help any. Unfortunately there aren't too many girls anymore that you can fool around with without having to kiss them.


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9544835 - 01/04/09 04:28 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

:crazy2:


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9544848 - 01/04/09 04:30 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
I wouldn't wanna fool around with some girl that is puking, vodka makes a person smell and taste bad enough, adding puke to the scenario doesn't help any. Unfortunately there aren't too many girls anymore that you can fool around with without having to kiss them.




You're forgetting the millions of hard working women that work the corners of our ghettos every day, you dont even have to hit on them!


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #9544859 - 01/04/09 04:32 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think a person "decides" to get sick, but, did you at least get her number so you could get together in the near future WITHOUT the 2 friends....?


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: Viveka]
    #9544869 - 01/04/09 04:33 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

The girl was into me, but her friend was causing so much drama of being sick and drunk she got into the car and left with them because they said they had to leave back to New Jersey today. What ever


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: ganjaguru]
    #9544893 - 01/04/09 04:36 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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ganjaguru said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
I wouldn't wanna fool around with some girl that is puking, vodka makes a person smell and taste bad enough, adding puke to the scenario doesn't help any. Unfortunately there aren't too many girls anymore that you can fool around with without having to kiss them.




You're forgetting the millions of hard working women that work the corners of our ghettos every day, you dont even have to hit on them!




yeah I'd prefer a straight up whore over a crack whore


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #9544914 - 01/04/09 04:38 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

But my point is valid, theres a lot of girls you can get with without kissing, it all comes down to your standards.
I say get your own place so drunk chick can go pass out in the extra room and you can take the hot one to yours, and dont hit on her let her hit on you first. You always play uninterested first, it's crucial.
Unless you're real ugly in the face, then go for comedy.


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: ganjaguru]
    #9544929 - 01/04/09 04:40 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I've only known 2 girls growing up that you could fuck without having to kiss them.


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Re: Everytime...... [Re: stimpson]
    #9548750 - 01/05/09 01:04 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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stimpson said:
whyyyyyyy are you expecting action when drunk?




x2

getting laid is a lot easier when you aren't relying on the mood to strike her when she's drunk and vulnerable. my advice is to take women out on legitimate dates instead of waiting around to prey on them :justdontknow: sounds crazy but it works - and it's a bit more satisfying to know you actually have some game instead of a dick and some alcohol

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #9548790 - 01/05/09 01:11 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I bet her friends getting sick was a real "accident."  Stupid, selfish, fat bitches :nonono:

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: ganjaguru]
    #9548815 - 01/05/09 01:15 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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ganjaguru said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
I wouldn't wanna fool around with some girl that is puking, vodka makes a person smell and taste bad enough, adding puke to the scenario doesn't help any. Unfortunately there aren't too many girls anymore that you can fool around with without having to kiss them.




You're forgetting the millions of hard working women that work the corners of our ghettos every day, you dont even have to hit on them!




isnt it funny how they hold a kiss sacred :lol:

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: filthee]
    #9548827 - 01/05/09 01:17 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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filthee said:
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ganjaguru said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
I wouldn't wanna fool around with some girl that is puking, vodka makes a person smell and taste bad enough, adding puke to the scenario doesn't help any. Unfortunately there aren't too many girls anymore that you can fool around with without having to kiss them.




You're forgetting the millions of hard working women that work the corners of our ghettos every day, you dont even have to hit on them!




isnt it funny how they hold a kiss sacred :lol:




why wouldn't you? it all starts with a kiss

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #9548834 - 01/05/09 01:18 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

but with hookers it starts with a tenner not a kiss

hot chocolate hahaha:bonghit:

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: filthee]
    #9548846 - 01/05/09 01:20 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

why pay for sex it's not that hard to get unless u have no game

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #9548891 - 01/05/09 01:28 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

sometimes its just convenient to screw without the dating or the fucking around with bullshitting to get a screw,i dont want some silly little bitch infatuated or inlove with me neither but alas i have always gotten what some call free sex from a very early age

ive come across a few young sluts now that want to try an experienced man my age but i made it this far withour warts so i just wank  and wait... wank and wait....

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Re: Everytime...... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #9548917 - 01/05/09 01:37 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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blkjkrabbit said:
why pay for sex it's not that hard to get unless u have no game or sausage lips/uglyface/man tits




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Re: Everytime...... [Re: chobumms]
    #9549098 - 01/05/09 02:26 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

im none of that wait a sec and ill upload a body shot gimme ten




even the hunchback of notradame had free love

i like debasing women in a hohouse
its all about the power and seeing if you can make a whore scream

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