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Ask the Oracle (Advice Column)
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This Thread is an Experiment
It shall remain Open, and Active as long as the simple Guidelines are met and abided by.

They are as follows:

1 - Questions must be asked to ME via the REPLY Option in THIS Post, or I will not receive them in my Mailbox, and not be able to answer them.

2 - Please DO NOT use a Members Name, unless they have givien permision FIRST - All Posts that do not adhere to this will be Locked/Deleted.

3 - If ANYONE has put your Name in a Post - and it does NOT belong there - Please PM me, and I will remove it.


4 - Try to be Adult in your use of language. Topics can be 'graphic' without being 'disgusting'. Anyone asking 'Frat House' Type questions will be ignored.

5 - If I do not know/ cannot find an Answer - I will tell you.

6 - Do NOT Post any Picts/Porn/Links Etc . If you have a Medical Condition, please consult a Physician, not an Oracle.

Thank You.
I hope this Thread will fulfill a small, yet important need.
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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my first Q:
ummm, what sorta questions are you wanting to be asked?
second Q:
what sorta answers can we be expecting?
third Q:
(from my kids' friends) --- if james bond & the dragonball z guys got into a fight, who would win?


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old enough to know better
not old enough to care

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: ]
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What do I do about posters that perceive my posts differently simply because I have a green name?

-Well Plato, we both know Authority Figures are often reviled. Especially in a Community that considers Itself 'SubCulture' -esque.
You went from Peer to Police, and some negative feedback is to be expected.
Your superior intellect may cause you to think about this problem too much. I would suggest to Continue as you are. Those that Know you and Respect you will continue to do so.
Those that Fear you will make up their mind in thier own time.

I have drawn a  King of Cups Reversed - Telling me this 'problem' has hurt your feelings a bit. Try to save your emotions for the 'important stuff' -

And if that doesnt work - Ban Them  :grin:
-OoD   

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: gnrm23]
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What Sort of Questions Are You Wanting to be asked?

Anyone may ask any Question. I will try to answer it. Sometimes it helps to have a second opinion. If you missed my Thread in Cheers, it was in response to the Sex Forum that was tossed about - Although I do not want to limit the topics to Sex - thats too narrow.

Answers you can expect will be Honest - Blunt and Up to Interpertation. I will be employing the Tarot as well as Common Sense and the infinite resourses affored everyone via the Internet to answer any Questions addressed to me. I hope this clears everything up.

Thank you.
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Will you do a general tarot reading, with no definate question asked? If so, whats the cards say about
1. me
2. my new site
and 3. my career




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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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what does this have to do with literary arts and film?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Captain Jack]
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what does this have to do with literary arts and film

Its like a Coupon for a free Turkey - Get ya in, and hopefully You'll come back time and again  :laugh: - OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: ChromeCrow]
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I dont want this to be the Tarot Forum, but i will make an exception this evening.

The Basic Generic Card Spread is a 3 card Blind Pull - Since I do not know anything about you - I will translate the cards literrally, and lets hope for the Best.

1st Spread :
You are confronted with a set of choices - This dichotomy may be straining relationships, professional and personal in your Life - It is advised to take the Chance - for the Risk is minimal, even if it does not look like it at the time.
The Cards tell of a highly intlectual man, that is routinely plagued by emotional misgivings. Trust your Gut is your generic Adivice.

New Career:
A change is imminent - It is a sudden chage- posssibly a dismissal - But take heart, for the New Position will revitalise an otherwise dull work situation.
Old Career Possibly dealing with Higher Learning/Public Speaking/Dealing with the Public.
New Career will be more Emoitional/ Artistic/More intune with Your Feelings.

New Web Site:
Rocky start, plagued by mishaps and embarassments - In the end the Idea may have to be abandoned. The Wheel of Fortune is Reversed, which means it is anybodys guess. My Gut is telling me it is going to be rough going.

IF the New Career is the New Web Site- Perhaps you may want to rethink your Original Idea, and go with the "One that makes you Feel", as opposed to the One that will "Make you Money" - If you cant feel it , no One else will.

-Please tip the priest on the way out.
-OoD


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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I have seen a woman, in a third eye kind of way...

I wish to better understand the role of this person, if there is one...


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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1) In your opinion, what is the best way to curb the teen pregnancy problem here in the United States?

2) Should Non-proffit sexual awareness programs who recieve federal money be run under guidelines set by doctors or should they continue to run unchecked without guidelines and by non medical personel?

3) Squirting. What is it and how does it work. (female ejaculation)

4) Do you have any small turkeys? I hate to waste food...


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: GabbaDj]
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Some good questions Gabba I shall try to answer these as best I can.

In your opinion, what is the best way to curb the teen pregnancy problem here in the United States?

I am of the mind set that a Person, especially a Child thrives on Love. Without it They shall wither an die on an emotional level. Self Preservation kicks in as soon as the Ego senses danger, and in order to prevent this from happening, it will seek out Love, in what ever form it can find. I.E. Sexual Love, when emotional Love is unavailable.
If you want to 'prevent'  unwanted preganacy, simply Love your Child. It will set up a soild foundation , giving the Child the necessary emotional stability to become a well rounded individual. Sex will not become a 'means to an end'. Relationships/ Bonds etc can be cultivated, and Sex becomes a Reward of the Goal (Love)  as opposed to a Tool in the Attainment of Love. I would wadger if more Parents tested this Theory,  'Accidents' would decline.

I am also a strong advocate of informing a child early on, as they grow about, love, sex  and responsibility. I dont believe in abstinace per se, but I dont think it would be as much of an  issue if 'Kids' werent Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places.

I also have a working Theory about the sexualiziation of Children at an early age and a link to Hormones in our food - But that is for another time , for I have no Medical Data to back it up.

Should Non-proffit sexual awareness programs who recieve federal money be run under guidelines set by doctors or should they continue to run unchecked without guidelines and by non medical personel?

All money given by Our government should be dealt with on a Federal  as well as a State Level. Using a general set of Guidlines, compliled by repuptiable  Secular Medical Professionals, (leaving Religion and Morals out of it.) Each State should adopt this general Plan, and amend it as their needs will certianly differ.
I also believe all Medical Facilites should be Checked on  regular basis. And kept up to date with new breakthroughs form other Countries as well as Our own findings.  The changing needs of a Society demand we explore all options. Anything that runs unchecked will enivetably fail or be corrupted.
As for 'non-Medical' Personal, They are great for relating info from a Guide book, but not a adequate substitute for a Profesional Opinion.

Squirting. What is it and how does it work.

Female Ejacualtion
The ejaculation is done through the urethra. This is the same tube that is used for urination. It is located outside the vagina, between it and the clitoris. The fluid is water like, and non- lubricating. In no way does ejaculation improve the chances of conceiving, it offers no lubrication, and is dumped outside of the vagina. The only conceivable purpose of female ejaculation is for pleasure. And the pleasure is intense, in many cases far surpassing the best orgasm's. Often ejaculation takes place during both a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm (yes there are two type of orgasms, clitoral and vaginal, but often orgasm is a combination of the two), giving the female extreme pleasure, sort of a triple whammy. Sometimes after ejaculation the female will virtually pass out from the intense feelings.
(This is the only case of Missing Time I have experienced :grin:  )

The ejaculate is very much like prostrate fluid. It is usually clear, or milky and as thin as water. It does not have the look, smell or taste of urine. It is almost odorless. The taste varies, depending on the time of the month and diet, and possibly other factors, such as amount of stimulation received prior to ejaculating or time since the last ejaculation. It can vary from an almost honey sweet, sour, bitter, or a combination of these tastes.

Go to : http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm
for some great info. It is where I got this excerpt from.

4) Do you have any small turkeys? I hate to waste food...
 
I am offering Double Coupons for all LA & FA Shoppers. Post On a Book or Film and get a FREE Tarot Reading (One Question Only, cannot be combined with any other Offers.

The Turkey raffle is in November, its Kosher! :laugh: - OoD






   

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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I have seen a woman, in a third eye kind of way...
I wish to better understand the role of this person

-I wish to better understand the Question... :laugh:
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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i'm just curious, few people seem to use the tarot these days.
what kind of cards do you use and why?
what book or teacher is the source of your tarot knowledge?
have you read, and if so, what do you think about case's 'book of tokens'?
why did f.l.o break away from b.o.t.a?
are you coming to japan anytime soon? :ooo: 

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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> I do not want to limit the topics to Sex

Oops, then I'm truly sorry for the following question and statements...

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :wink:

You make me harder than Chinese algebra! :blush:

I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better watch out around me! :grin:


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: mr crisper]
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Mr Crisper,
I have been enamoured with divination for at least 15 years. Not even in my 3oth year, this Discipline has taken up a large part of my life.


what kind of cards do you use and why?

I have 5 decks, but use only one for Reading Strangers (or ppl I cant actually touch via the phone, internet, etc) Im using a Deck based in the Kabbalistic tarot tradition, and the 'set of Myths to Divinate' is based on teh greek Pantheon , and Myth Stories. The Deck is illustrated with Italin water colours, and smells of frankenscene, which I regulary use to scent them. Not for any other reason than I love the smell of frankenscense.
It was my first deck, and I know it the best. - I received it as a present form my Mentor at 13, who iniated and encouraged my 'curosity in the Occult'. He was a Student of Zoaster and also was masteful in Zen Studies and a handful of MArtial arts. I wish I could find him. We lost touch 10 ys ago.

what book or teacher is the source of your tarot knowledge
Books, well hundreds, mostly Myth, and Ancient History Culture studies. I mainly concern myself with Egyptian, Greek and Roman Culture.
As for teachers, I've had many.
Firstly, the Nuns in catholic school. They taught me how to use peoples body languge to read into what they wanted to say with out actually saying it.

I learned from my a HS Teacher, (the one who gave me my first tarot) How to use the language of the occult. To study all of the traditions, so i could cull the best of what was offered, and form a solid foundation upon which to base my decisions on.

I first learned about Mythology in grade school. My mom used to read to me from a huge book of Myths and legends. And it was all uphill from there. In College and afterewards, I read as much as I can of the Ancients, and admire their Wisdom in what Modern Minds consider Scientific Darkness.

Ancient and 'Pagan' belief systems galvenized my knowledge of the tarot, teaching how they are all fundamentally the same. Different Facets of the same Gem. I am currently teaching my self how to be more Philosophical, and this will also help me be a better Diviner. I am also learning a new System of Belie, form the west african tradition of yourba. They employ shells to read the Querent, a form of divination thousands years older than the tarot.
My biggest flaw is that I am unable to learn the Language of Numbers. That Door is closed to me this Time.

And Lastly, with all Disciplines, Experience is the best. I have read hundreds of People. Not surprisingly, most of them have the same basic needs/wants/fears. the Cards are the tool that allow me to help them see what They already know, but may be afraid to say. Its not Magic, only a Bridge.

have you read, and if so, what do you think about case's 'book of tokens'? No, I am sorry, I havent read this specific work. If it is a Book on the tarot, it would have gone under my radar. I usually dont not read Books on tarot - Aside of knowing the genral 'meanings of the face cards' I do not study the tarot in a bookish sense. It is a progressive education, that is completely organic and could never be penned to my satisfaction.

are you coming to japan anytime soon?

Do you know someting I dont?

I wasnt planning on taking a trip, but I'd love to go to Okanawa (sp) Japan offers some of the finest specims of esoteric disiplines I have ever encountered. The entire Samurai (sp) Philosophy is something I must better aquaint myself with.

Hope you enjoyed this rare peek under the Oracle's Veil. - OoD




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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Papaver]
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Jingles Mod Keys.

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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thankyou i did enjoy.

In reply to:
I do not study the tarot in a bookish sense. It is a progressive education, that is completely organic and could never be penned to my satisfaction.




nicely put, i sometimes wonder how it would go if i'd never read anything about tarot. just allow the cards to do the downloading without influence. guess it comes from eliphas levi's theory of the man locked up for 20 years with nothing but a set of tarot cards.
the book of tokens is a series of meditative poems, one for each major trump.

how about 3 more questions -
1 - have you ever destroyed a tarot card or deck?
2 - have you ever made or designed your own deck?
3 - what is the simplest and most effective way to control one's kundalini after awakening it?

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: mr crisper]
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i sometimes wonder how it would go if i'd never read anything about tarot. just allow the cards to do the downloading without influence.
-After mastering what the general meanings for each card is - for it is necessary to know how to Use a Tool , before actually employing  it - I advise any users of the tarot to put their 'Manuals' away for the majority of the Information obtained form the Card comes from repitition, experience, and sometimes luck.

I do refer to tarot Manuals, if for instance I have purchased a new deck, and the System of imagery is based on a non tradiditonal tarot set up , - i.e the Ifa deck - It has its roots in African Ideology, and has several cards not represent in the Standard 72 Card  Decks that I needed to acquiant myself with.

1 - have you ever destroyed a tarot card or deck?

Yes several for a variety of purspses. Once  when I was about 20 I receieved a Deck as a birthday present. I was never able to read the deck with any sense of assurance. My readings seemed flat. I put them away. Shortly threafter I was no longer able to continue my relationship with the Giver of the deck, and decided to toss the deck in the East River . One by one i threw them in the black mouth of the river and watched them float away. I save the Fool of everydeck I destroy. Why, I have not been able to ascertian yet. I am considering making a 'Deck of Fools' since each is so diffrent from the next. It would be an admittedly small deck.

2 - have you ever made or designed your own deck?
No.

3 - what is the simplest and most effective way to control one's kundalini after awakening it?
This I do not know. I have limited experience with Kundilini. The few times It 'woke' I was unable to do anythng about it - I have no control over those deep emotions, and truthfully, i have yet to meet a Person who does. 
Let ME know if you find out how.  :laugh: - OoD 

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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i'm happy about your destruction of decks. i once had an exceptionally interesting day and ripped up key 21, always wondered if other people did similar things.
you make me feel quite normal, thankyou :grin:
 

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: mr crisper]
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Likewise  :cool: - OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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1 What was I feeling today (associated with a distinct event that caused me to run at top speed)?

2 Will I feel it again, soon?

3 What do you see happening with my current relationship?

(This is not a trick... I'm just curious. I've never done Tarot cards or whatever...)


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: shroomerylurker]
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How do you truly get over someone that you long for?

If I had this answer, I would be a rich Oracle indeed.

Most people who have lived a fair number of years experince this type of exquisite agony. I am amongst Your Ilk.

I believe there are hurts one may never be able to heal.
Unfortuanley this time the Oracle must turn you away with no words or spells to comfort you. - OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Sclorch]
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Sclorch,
First I would like to state that I did not intend for this Column to turn into a Free Tarot reading Forum. But, I am most interested in reading Your Cards. I am pleased you decided to have a look.
That said:
Questions One and Two are Intangebles, and having no link to you, I have no way to tell you what you were feeling, and if it will continue. Those are usually Questions I cannot answer unless I am sitting with a Quernt, and even then, if they wish to ask me blind, It is difficult.

Question 3 I will attempt to answer.

What do you see happening with my current relationship?
I was shuffling your cards, and a quintet fell form the deck in a neat package, usually indicating these Cards 'want' to be read . So:

I am getting a feeing of Balance in Your current 'relationship'- It is an Emotional as well as Intelectual bond between Equals - I am not getting a 'Romantic' feeling between the Paiir - More of a Mentor Student - Not to say You cannot have that type of realtionship with a Lover.

A Choice will manifest itself - Your decision is important here, for It is telling me that as a result of this Choice, An Argument will be the result of your Descision. ( I am getting a Male as opposed to Female who will engage in the argument) I believe the Fight is over an Ideal or Issue common to You Both - The Heirophant is a Mentor or Teacher/Idol, His card is in reverse, meaning he is in disagreement - and as a result Your Relationship with Him will suffer.

Since the 5 Cards fell out in a stack, I am lead to believe the Person you are in a relationship with and the Person you will argue with are one in the same - Please chose your words wisely, for this is one of those times when a misplaced word can end a meaningful Bond - No more can be said of this matter without further information.

Sclorch - I have never professed any skill in this Art, and if my 'reading' holds no merit, please do not let it sour you on the Science of Tarot .
-OoD


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I'm sorry Oracle, Im not good at directions.

Edited by VSOPXO (10/18/02 08:21 PM)

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: VSOPXO]
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Its Ok, I like to jingle my Mod Keys in public  :smirk:

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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I just found out that a girl I know from school from five years ago is now back in Bangkok at a university, so I might have my first social experience in my age group for the first time in over fifteen months. Should I go for it or stay in my room and sulk? Or should I turn an outgoing meth addicted drunk person?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: PjS]
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Will there be money in my future if I continue with this course in life?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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ONE MORE TIME:

This is NOT A FREE TAROT COLUMN - It is an advice column.

/me steps off soap box.
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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i have a question....

Is it possible to give a girl a Vaginal Orgasm aswell as a Clitoral Orgasm at the same time?? And which orgasm is more intense??


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: JohnnyR]
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Is it possible to give a girl a Vaginal Orgasm aswell as a Clitoral Orgasm at the same time??

I dont know if they come simulatneoulsy, (pardon the pun) but I do know orgasmas can appear in waves, therfore, I dont see why she couldnt experience a clitoral and then vaginal in succession.

And which orgasm is more intense??
Studies show Vaginal is more intense, but clitorial is more obtainable.Vaginal O's will be the one she 'rememebers' - After forming a close bond with your partner, knowing how her body reacts to your stimulus and taking the time to bring her through the stages of climax, a vaginal orgasam will be more fulfilling. Vaginal O's appear in the mythic 'Multiple Orgasam' which, I am happy to report is possible for  both men and women. I know of no Multiple Clitoral Orgasams. 'Flutters' are not Orgasams. If you've had them both, you will understand.

Hamburger is good, Steak is better.  :grin: - OoD

 

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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I dont mean to sound like a perv or anything...so..

If you have 2 fingers inside while rapidly flicking the clit with your tongue, could that make it possible for the 2 O's to be accomplished at the same time? Or does it all have to do with timing??


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: JohnnyR]
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If you have 2 fingers inside while rapidly flicking the clit with your tongue, could that make it possible for the 2 O's to be accomplished at the same time?
-Yes this is one of the variations on the Perfered Method.
1 - try less flicking, and more gentle sucking, the constant massage ismore intense than the occasional flick.
2 - Try and find her g-Spot (its really there) and when she tells you she is ready to come, go for her Spot. She should have a double whammy climax, that being a vaginal, and ejcaulatory at the same time, (Cover yer eyes) rendering the clitoral O almost uselsess, (almost) Believe me, you will get an A for effort. And, if at first you dont succeed....
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Where is the G-Spot??

I thought it was the clit?? The little circle-dot-head-looking-thingy you see by pulling up the vagina?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: JohnnyR]
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Where is the G-Spot??
It is located inside the vagina.
***Please refer to a Users Manual to get a better look.

The CLIT is the little button type thingie located at the top of the labia.

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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thanx for the advise... i learned a lot today  :laugh: 


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: JohnnyR]
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thanx for the advise

Thats why the Column was created.

i learned a lot today
You flatter me.


Tell your friends. :laugh:
-OoD

 

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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my girlfriend and i have been together for almost 2 years. i love her very much. she has recently asked me to stop smoking pot for a year. she's smoked with me before, but has never liked it, and she gets uncomfortable if i am high and she's around me. I smoke very infrequent, maybe 2-3 times a month, but for some reason it would be a huge deal to her if i quit for a year. i want to make her happy, but i think it is such a small issue, it shouldn't be 'banned'. i most certainly could do without it, but it's fun every once in a while to get fucked up, just like casual drinking. it also has some creative value to me. hm.
what do you think?


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    ex.  Blastrid!

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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Tell your friends.



HAH.. this knowledge will never be spoken outloud.... i mean that in a good way  :smile: 


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Blastrid]
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my girlfriend and i have been together for almost 2 years. i love her very much.
it also has some creative value to me

Well, Blastrid, this is quite the quandry.
On the one hand, you love yor Gal Pal, and want to Please her, but on the other: You have the right to enjoy yourself.

Her wanting you to "Quit" may be some sort of 'Test" - Girls, especially younger grils (teens till early 20's ) like to set Rules and have Games in the realtionship to see how 'much' you like them. Some say "You cant go out with your Boys anymore" Some say "Quit Smoking - Quit Drinking"

Since you are telling me your habits are so infrequent, she is not worried about your health, but more about how 'strong' your tie is to her- Quitting for her would Prove how much you love her. (Bullshit of course, but its True for her)
I suppose it is truly up to you.

My advice would be, smoke a joint on the days she doesnt come by - Put your paraphenelia away - Live the Life on the downlow - be a stealth smoker. Frequenly air out your room and retire the rasta hats Just dont bring it up - If she asks if you Quit tell her, You dont smoke as much - Its not a lie - Its the Truth. - Truth is realtive, rememeber?

If she Loves you and your Habit is not detrimental to the realtionship or your health, I see no need to quit, to soothe her insecurities . But, pay heed, for this may bee seen as a Lie , or deception and cause her to get upset - Proceed with cautuon and try to avaid the Issue - It may just go away.

-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Blastrid]
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"she gets uncomfortable if i am high and she's around me."

that's your problem.
don't mix the two.

a good relationship will change you over time, but it should never force a change.


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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it turns out to be a female aspect of my own personality. I think that is called an anima or something.

thanks anyway though.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Question:
Whatever happened between you and your potential copy boy beau? Ya left us hanging in the chill out room.



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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Fred Garvin]
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heh heh heh, i didint think anyone was still watching, I will update the thread now..
-OoD

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
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I'd like to suggest a very interesting and psychologically useful book that utilizes the modern day playing card's symbolism (which is derived from Tarot). It is entitled 'Human Types: Essence and the Enneagram' by Susan Zannos. Apparently, I am a 'King of Hearts' - coming from the Intellectual part of the emotional center (utilizing the enneagrammatic centers, along with card symbolism - fascinating!). The analysis of type was right on for both my Lady and myself. Perhaps you might consider acquainting yourself with this model.
-MtG


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How much oxygen does P. ostreatus myceluim need to digest 1 kg(dry weight) of wheat straw?


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Thanks - on both.


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I want answers, damn it! :wink: 


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Is there a God?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie-jar?


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Oracle, hi :grin: you give reasonable, non-judgemental advice. thank you
Ques: If I have a serious question that I wouldnt like the rest of the community to see,(nothing against them, its just semi-private) would you accept a PM?
Also, where the hell are you? why havent you posted on here in a month or 2?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: joeshitragpicker]
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you give reasonable, non-judgemental advice. thank you
:smirk:

  would you accept a PM?
sure

where the hell are you? why havent you posted on here in a month or 2? 
been busy, looking for myself.
ill let you all know how that goes.

-OoD
 

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