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Ask the Oracle (Advice Column)
    #954054 - 12/25/02 11:01 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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4 - Try to be Adult in your use of language. Topics can be 'graphic' without being 'disgusting'. Anyone asking 'Frat House' Type questions will be ignored.

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Thank You.
I hope this Thread will fulfill a small, yet important need.
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Re: Ask the Oracle *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous]
    #954511 - 10/12/02 05:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #955091 - 10/12/02 03:23 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

my first Q:
ummm, what sorta questions are you wanting to be asked?
second Q:
what sorta answers can we be expecting?
third Q:
(from my kids' friends) --- if james bond & the dragonball z guys got into a fight, who would win?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #955558 - 10/12/02 07:50 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: ]
    #955852 - 10/12/02 11:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

What do I do about posters that perceive my posts differently simply because I have a green name?

-Well Plato, we both know Authority Figures are often reviled. Especially in a Community that considers Itself 'SubCulture' -esque.
You went from Peer to Police, and some negative feedback is to be expected.
Your superior intellect may cause you to think about this problem too much. I would suggest to Continue as you are. Those that Know you and Respect you will continue to do so.
Those that Fear you will make up their mind in thier own time.

I have drawn a  King of Cups Reversed - Telling me this 'problem' has hurt your feelings a bit. Try to save your emotions for the 'important stuff' -

And if that doesnt work - Ban Them  :grin:
-OoD   


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: gnrm23]
    #955856 - 10/12/02 11:35 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

What Sort of Questions Are You Wanting to be asked?

Anyone may ask any Question. I will try to answer it. Sometimes it helps to have a second opinion. If you missed my Thread in Cheers, it was in response to the Sex Forum that was tossed about - Although I do not want to limit the topics to Sex - thats too narrow.

Answers you can expect will be Honest - Blunt and Up to Interpertation. I will be employing the Tarot as well as Common Sense and the infinite resourses affored everyone via the Internet to answer any Questions addressed to me. I hope this clears everything up.

Thank you.
-OoD


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #956124 - 10/13/02 02:35 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Will you do a general tarot reading, with no definate question asked? If so, whats the cards say about
1. me
2. my new site
and 3. my career




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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #956205 - 10/13/02 03:25 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

what does this have to do with literary arts and film?


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #956376 - 10/13/02 05:29 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Captain Jack]
    #956408 - 10/13/02 06:05 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

what does this have to do with literary arts and film

Its like a Coupon for a free Turkey - Get ya in, and hopefully You'll come back time and again  :laugh: - OoD


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: ChromeCrow]
    #956415 - 10/13/02 06:23 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I dont want this to be the Tarot Forum, but i will make an exception this evening.

The Basic Generic Card Spread is a 3 card Blind Pull - Since I do not know anything about you - I will translate the cards literrally, and lets hope for the Best.

1st Spread :
You are confronted with a set of choices - This dichotomy may be straining relationships, professional and personal in your Life - It is advised to take the Chance - for the Risk is minimal, even if it does not look like it at the time.
The Cards tell of a highly intlectual man, that is routinely plagued by emotional misgivings. Trust your Gut is your generic Adivice.

New Career:
A change is imminent - It is a sudden chage- posssibly a dismissal - But take heart, for the New Position will revitalise an otherwise dull work situation.
Old Career Possibly dealing with Higher Learning/Public Speaking/Dealing with the Public.
New Career will be more Emoitional/ Artistic/More intune with Your Feelings.

New Web Site:
Rocky start, plagued by mishaps and embarassments - In the end the Idea may have to be abandoned. The Wheel of Fortune is Reversed, which means it is anybodys guess. My Gut is telling me it is going to be rough going.

IF the New Career is the New Web Site- Perhaps you may want to rethink your Original Idea, and go with the "One that makes you Feel", as opposed to the One that will "Make you Money" - If you cant feel it , no One else will.

-Please tip the priest on the way out.
-OoD



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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #958911 - 10/14/02 04:14 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I have seen a woman, in a third eye kind of way...

I wish to better understand the role of this person, if there is one...


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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #959304 - 10/14/02 10:44 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

1) In your opinion, what is the best way to curb the teen pregnancy problem here in the United States?

2) Should Non-proffit sexual awareness programs who recieve federal money be run under guidelines set by doctors or should they continue to run unchecked without guidelines and by non medical personel?

3) Squirting. What is it and how does it work. (female ejaculation)

4) Do you have any small turkeys? I hate to waste food...


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: GabbaDj]
    #959451 - 10/14/02 12:42 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Some good questions Gabba I shall try to answer these as best I can.

In your opinion, what is the best way to curb the teen pregnancy problem here in the United States?

I am of the mind set that a Person, especially a Child thrives on Love. Without it They shall wither an die on an emotional level. Self Preservation kicks in as soon as the Ego senses danger, and in order to prevent this from happening, it will seek out Love, in what ever form it can find. I.E. Sexual Love, when emotional Love is unavailable.
If you want to 'prevent'  unwanted preganacy, simply Love your Child. It will set up a soild foundation , giving the Child the necessary emotional stability to become a well rounded individual. Sex will not become a 'means to an end'. Relationships/ Bonds etc can be cultivated, and Sex becomes a Reward of the Goal (Love)  as opposed to a Tool in the Attainment of Love. I would wadger if more Parents tested this Theory,  'Accidents' would decline.

I am also a strong advocate of informing a child early on, as they grow about, love, sex  and responsibility. I dont believe in abstinace per se, but I dont think it would be as much of an  issue if 'Kids' werent Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places.

I also have a working Theory about the sexualiziation of Children at an early age and a link to Hormones in our food - But that is for another time , for I have no Medical Data to back it up.

Should Non-proffit sexual awareness programs who recieve federal money be run under guidelines set by doctors or should they continue to run unchecked without guidelines and by non medical personel?

All money given by Our government should be dealt with on a Federal  as well as a State Level. Using a general set of Guidlines, compliled by repuptiable  Secular Medical Professionals, (leaving Religion and Morals out of it.) Each State should adopt this general Plan, and amend it as their needs will certianly differ.
I also believe all Medical Facilites should be Checked on  regular basis. And kept up to date with new breakthroughs form other Countries as well as Our own findings.  The changing needs of a Society demand we explore all options. Anything that runs unchecked will enivetably fail or be corrupted.
As for 'non-Medical' Personal, They are great for relating info from a Guide book, but not a adequate substitute for a Profesional Opinion.

Squirting. What is it and how does it work.

Female Ejacualtion
The ejaculation is done through the urethra. This is the same tube that is used for urination. It is located outside the vagina, between it and the clitoris. The fluid is water like, and non- lubricating. In no way does ejaculation improve the chances of conceiving, it offers no lubrication, and is dumped outside of the vagina. The only conceivable purpose of female ejaculation is for pleasure. And the pleasure is intense, in many cases far surpassing the best orgasm's. Often ejaculation takes place during both a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm (yes there are two type of orgasms, clitoral and vaginal, but often orgasm is a combination of the two), giving the female extreme pleasure, sort of a triple whammy. Sometimes after ejaculation the female will virtually pass out from the intense feelings.
(This is the only case of Missing Time I have experienced :grin:  )

The ejaculate is very much like prostrate fluid. It is usually clear, or milky and as thin as water. It does not have the look, smell or taste of urine. It is almost odorless. The taste varies, depending on the time of the month and diet, and possibly other factors, such as amount of stimulation received prior to ejaculating or time since the last ejaculation. It can vary from an almost honey sweet, sour, bitter, or a combination of these tastes.

Go to : http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm
for some great info. It is where I got this excerpt from.

4) Do you have any small turkeys? I hate to waste food...
 
I am offering Double Coupons for all LA & FA Shoppers. Post On a Book or Film and get a FREE Tarot Reading (One Question Only, cannot be combined with any other Offers.

The Turkey raffle is in November, its Kosher! :laugh: - OoD






   


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #959456 - 10/14/02 12:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I have seen a woman, in a third eye kind of way...
I wish to better understand the role of this person

-I wish to better understand the Question... :laugh:
-OoD


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #961794 - 10/15/02 02:18 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

i'm just curious, few people seem to use the tarot these days.
what kind of cards do you use and why?
what book or teacher is the source of your tarot knowledge?
have you read, and if so, what do you think about case's 'book of tokens'?
why did f.l.o break away from b.o.t.a?
are you coming to japan anytime soon? :ooo: 


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #961907 - 10/15/02 03:23 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

> I do not want to limit the topics to Sex

Oops, then I'm truly sorry for the following question and statements...

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :wink:

You make me harder than Chinese algebra! :blush:

I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better watch out around me! :grin:


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: mr crisper]
    #962029 - 10/15/02 04:32 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Mr Crisper,
I have been enamoured with divination for at least 15 years. Not even in my 3oth year, this Discipline has taken up a large part of my life.


what kind of cards do you use and why?

I have 5 decks, but use only one for Reading Strangers (or ppl I cant actually touch via the phone, internet, etc) Im using a Deck based in the Kabbalistic tarot tradition, and the 'set of Myths to Divinate' is based on teh greek Pantheon , and Myth Stories. The Deck is illustrated with Italin water colours, and smells of frankenscene, which I regulary use to scent them. Not for any other reason than I love the smell of frankenscense.
It was my first deck, and I know it the best. - I received it as a present form my Mentor at 13, who iniated and encouraged my 'curosity in the Occult'. He was a Student of Zoaster and also was masteful in Zen Studies and a handful of MArtial arts. I wish I could find him. We lost touch 10 ys ago.

what book or teacher is the source of your tarot knowledge
Books, well hundreds, mostly Myth, and Ancient History Culture studies. I mainly concern myself with Egyptian, Greek and Roman Culture.
As for teachers, I've had many.
Firstly, the Nuns in catholic school. They taught me how to use peoples body languge to read into what they wanted to say with out actually saying it.

I learned from my a HS Teacher, (the one who gave me my first tarot) How to use the language of the occult. To study all of the traditions, so i could cull the best of what was offered, and form a solid foundation upon which to base my decisions on.

I first learned about Mythology in grade school. My mom used to read to me from a huge book of Myths and legends. And it was all uphill from there. In College and afterewards, I read as much as I can of the Ancients, and admire their Wisdom in what Modern Minds consider Scientific Darkness.

Ancient and 'Pagan' belief systems galvenized my knowledge of the tarot, teaching how they are all fundamentally the same. Different Facets of the same Gem. I am currently teaching my self how to be more Philosophical, and this will also help me be a better Diviner. I am also learning a new System of Belie, form the west african tradition of yourba. They employ shells to read the Querent, a form of divination thousands years older than the tarot.
My biggest flaw is that I am unable to learn the Language of Numbers. That Door is closed to me this Time.

And Lastly, with all Disciplines, Experience is the best. I have read hundreds of People. Not surprisingly, most of them have the same basic needs/wants/fears. the Cards are the tool that allow me to help them see what They already know, but may be afraid to say. Its not Magic, only a Bridge.

have you read, and if so, what do you think about case's 'book of tokens'? No, I am sorry, I havent read this specific work. If it is a Book on the tarot, it would have gone under my radar. I usually dont not read Books on tarot - Aside of knowing the genral 'meanings of the face cards' I do not study the tarot in a bookish sense. It is a progressive education, that is completely organic and could never be penned to my satisfaction.

are you coming to japan anytime soon?

Do you know someting I dont?

I wasnt planning on taking a trip, but I'd love to go to Okanawa (sp) Japan offers some of the finest specims of esoteric disiplines I have ever encountered. The entire Samurai (sp) Philosophy is something I must better aquaint myself with.

Hope you enjoyed this rare peek under the Oracle's Veil. - OoD





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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Papaver]
    #962032 - 10/15/02 04:34 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Jingles Mod Keys.


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Re: Ask the Oracle (Advice Column) [Re: Anonymous]
    #962626 - 10/15/02 12:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

thankyou i did enjoy.

In reply to:

I do not study the tarot in a bookish sense. It is a progressive education, that is completely organic and could never be penned to my satisfaction.





nicely put, i sometimes wonder how it would go if i'd never read anything about tarot. just allow the cards to do the downloading without influence. guess it comes from eliphas levi's theory of the man locked up for 20 years with nothing but a set of tarot cards.
the book of tokens is a series of meditative poems, one for each major trump.

how about 3 more questions -
1 - have you ever destroyed a tarot card or deck?
2 - have you ever made or designed your own deck?
3 - what is the simplest and most effective way to control one's kundalini after awakening it?


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