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Blink Dog
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528403 - 01/01/09 05:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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No problem man. The power of Christ compels you!
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uber_aj
Goodbye Shroomery!
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Blink Dog]
#9528426 - 01/01/09 05:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.
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usefulidiot13
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
#9528433 - 01/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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it can get way bad son.
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Silversoul
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
#9528436 - 01/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's been long enough for me that I've stopped caring.
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usefulidiot13
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Silversoul]
#9528440 - 01/01/09 05:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i cant say ive ever stopped caring.
ive stopped hoping for it tho.
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uber_aj
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528459 - 01/01/09 05:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.
i never thought that it would be more than a couple weeks either. an unfortunate turn of events prevented it for a couple weeks, then i forgot how to game, then i got mad b/c i wasnt getting laid and my game was off, and i projected that too much. then i hated women b/c they werent sleeping with me. i finally slapped myself in the face 2 months ago, and now im on a sexual conquest.
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
#9528470 - 01/01/09 05:25 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
uber_aj said: waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.
best. post. ever.
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uber_aj
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528493 - 01/01/09 05:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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14 months, 2 weeks. i think it made me a born again virgin, but ive been able to get a few numbers and make-outs recently, so i'll be laying pipe pretty soon. i figure i have a year of catching up to do, i need to fuck at least 12 girls this year.
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unretarded
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528496 - 01/01/09 05:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.
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calientepocket
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528524 - 01/01/09 05:39 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.
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DeadPhan
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calientepocket said: seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.
and whats your excuse?
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calientepocket
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
#9528552 - 01/01/09 05:48 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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um, i dunno. don't know anyone i feel like having sex with at the moment. i'm kinda picky...
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Gumby
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
#9528566 - 01/01/09 05:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh fuck off man, it's been 7 months for me.
I went from never going longer than 1 month for the past 6 years to this horseshit. Horrible dry streak over here.
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dr_gonz
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Gumby]
#9528574 - 01/01/09 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
#9528576 - 01/01/09 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prayers have been sent your way, incense burned, goat sacrificed...you will get laid within 1 week.
im married
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