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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528394 - 01/01/09 05:10 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528403 - 01/01/09 05:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

No problem man. The power of Christ compels you!


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Blink Dog]
    #9528426 - 01/01/09 05:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.

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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528432 - 01/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528433 - 01/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

it can get way bad son.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528436 - 01/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

It's been long enough for me that I've stopped caring.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Silversoul]
    #9528440 - 01/01/09 05:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i cant say ive ever stopped caring.

ive stopped hoping for it tho.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528459 - 01/01/09 05:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.




i never thought that it would be more than a couple weeks either. an unfortunate turn of events prevented it for a couple weeks, then i forgot how to game, then i got mad b/c i wasnt getting laid and my game was off, and i projected that too much. then i hated women b/c they werent sleeping with me. i finally slapped myself in the face 2 months ago, and now im on a sexual conquest.

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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528463 - 01/01/09 05:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528470 - 01/01/09 05:25 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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uber_aj said:
waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.




best. post. ever.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528493 - 01/01/09 05:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

14 months, 2 weeks. i think it made me a born again virgin, but ive been able to get a few numbers and make-outs recently, so i'll be laying pipe pretty soon. i figure i have a year of catching up to do, i need to fuck at least 12 girls this year.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528496 - 01/01/09 05:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.




:doggystyle:


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528503 - 01/01/09 05:31 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528524 - 01/01/09 05:39 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9528547 - 01/01/09 05:46 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.




and whats your excuse?


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9528552 - 01/01/09 05:48 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

um, i dunno.  don't know anyone i feel like having sex with at the moment.  i'm kinda picky...
:shrug:


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528566 - 01/01/09 05:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Oh fuck off man, it's been 7 months for me.

I went from never going longer than 1 month for the past 6 years to this horseshit. Horrible dry streak over here.

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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528572 - 01/01/09 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Gumby]
    #9528574 - 01/01/09 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

:hulk:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9528576 - 01/01/09 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Prayers have been sent your way, incense burned, goat sacrificed...you will get laid within 1 week.


im married :gameover:

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    #9528578 - 01/01/09 05:55 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528594 - 01/01/09 06:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

dude, i'm a virgin n i haven't jerked off in like...  since october.  i thought that maybe if i saved up all my gunk, i would start wreaking of 'NEED A MASSAGE OVER HERE' to girls or something.  i've got to the point where all i do with my free time is like, meditate/dream trip out.  i pop bones around girls all the fucking time, like visible bone'age...  still no luck.

my point is, GO AFTER THAT STANK PUSS LIKE A FUCKING LION MAN.  don't pull no frog in the pond shit, it doesn't work.  just lay it on thick, and get in there.


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528597 - 01/01/09 06:02 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528607 - 01/01/09 06:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i always get super horny when i'm high and i'm high a lot.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9528612 - 01/01/09 06:06 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
i always get super horny when i'm high and i'm high a lot.




I'm afraid of people when I am high

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528618 - 01/01/09 06:08 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
if u havent jerked off since october I am fuckin proud of u. what's your secret?

im on day 7




willpower, caffeine, and jobs.

i don't really recommend it.  i just wanted to see what would happen.  now that you know, go on and CHOKE THAT BABE!!!!!!!!!~~~!f


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528655 - 01/01/09 06:21 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Its been years for me
:winner:

I kinda given up trying and I'm stuck in a shit little army town with a 20 men to every female ratio.  Without resorting to the slags theres little option.  Its just too hard, as soon as a female becomes single theres 100 men all competing for their attention.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Ego Death]
    #9528665 - 01/01/09 06:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Ego Death said:
Its been years for me
:winner:

I kinda given up trying and I'm stuck in a shit little army town with a 20 men to every female ratio.  Without resorting to the slags theres little option.  Its just too hard, as soon as a female becomes single theres 100 men all competing for their attention.


Have you considered rape as an option?

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9528688 - 01/01/09 06:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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weiliiiiiii said:
Quote:

Ego Death said:
Its been years for me
:winner:

I kinda given up trying and I'm stuck in a shit little army town with a 20 men to every female ratio.  Without resorting to the slags theres little option.  Its just too hard, as soon as a female becomes single theres 100 men all competing for their attention.


Have you considered rape as an option?





That made me smile. I as well am getting desperate. I was gonna bone this girl i know whos pretty slutish, but when i offered to "Hang out" with her, we ended up talking about the last guy who gave her clamidia. The urge for sex kinda died that night  :foreheadslap:


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    #9528697 - 01/01/09 06:32 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9528707 - 01/01/09 06:35 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Ha, no.  I wouldn't even enjoy rape.  I like to make girls excited thats what makes me excited.  A girl crying and screaming would make me want to cry.

I've been considering fatties though.  I like girl with a bit of meat but the ones I know are a bit too meaty.

Theres a couple of girls I could fuck but I am not at all attracted to them.  I'm just fussy.  I'd only shag a girl I wasn't attracted too if she jumped me when I was wasted or something.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528712 - 01/01/09 06:36 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
the mere thought of stds fuckin turns me on


gross dude, you have issues.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528718 - 01/01/09 06:37 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i think if a girl told me she had anything but HIV/AIDS or Herpes, i'd still fuck her right now. just put your dick through the hole in your boxers and use a condom. no drip worries.

after it was over, i might think "what did i do?" but then id realize, "oh yeah, i broke my goddamn 14mo dry spell!" and id be happy

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528739 - 01/01/09 06:42 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

STD's are blown way out of proportion.

Prostitutes FTW.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528745 - 01/01/09 06:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

ive goten so much beter at not jerkin off
i remember....it used to be like woah
alot
even when i had a girlfriend and was getin laid multiple times a day
for me, its just natural aging
no secret
not long after i turned 27 my sex drive went down
not to the point of anything other than it doesnt consume my whole being 24/7 365
altho, i cant realy go much longer than said 7 days
access to good porn(aka the internet) is the culprit
i think im on day 5 right now, and proly gona rub one out later tonite
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    #9528785 - 01/01/09 06:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528787 - 01/01/09 06:51 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously, I'm 20 and still have my v-card. Being pretty liberal, it's safe to assume that I don't particularly view sex as being a huge deal or anything and I really don't. I'd say that when it comes down to it, I have never really tried to go out to a party and go try and get laid. It is usually never ever a forefront thing in my mind, although recently it has been much more.

I have no idea why, but I have low self-esteem. This is actually one of the reasons that I want to try some psychedelics (I have yet to trip on anything although I sometimes have some very introverted marijuana smoking experiences where I think about my life quite a bit). The weirdest part of this is that I know for a fact that I am good looking. It may seem shallow but I know women find me attractive yet I always look at myself in a very dark light and it's sort of a fucking drag.

Sorry for the rant bros, I'm just sort of tipsy.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528802 - 01/01/09 06:55 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

PSH. Crybaby.

It's been 6+ months for me.
After going ~2 times a day for 7 or 8 years, that's a hard habit to break.
It gets easier over time. But no jerking it is out of the question.

but Milf hunting FTW


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9528816 - 01/01/09 06:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Don't feel bad, I still have mine at 21. Though I just honestly don't feel like doing it to just any old dumbass.

If it's rejection you fear, just stop. All that does is create a scenario in your brain where you've been rejected. So instead of actually trying and maybe getting rejected once, you get rejected over and over in your mind. Just be clean and cool, and everything will be fine.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9528826 - 01/01/09 07:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

The key, is to just not give a fuck.
Or at least.... give enough of a fuck, but not too much of a fuck, if you catch my drift?


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Shroomism]
    #9528829 - 01/01/09 07:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

4 years for me :awesome:

But I don't care too much about it.  Jerking it is just fine.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9528830 - 01/01/09 07:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Grizvok said:
Seriously, I'm 20 and still have my v-card. Being pretty liberal, it's safe to assume that I don't particularly view sex as being a huge deal or anything and I really don't. I'd say that when it comes down to it, I have never really tried to go out to a party and go try and get laid. It is usually never ever a forefront thing in my mind, although recently it has been much more.

I have no idea why, but I have low self-esteem. This is actually one of the reasons that I want to try some psychedelics (I have yet to trip on anything although I sometimes have some very introverted marijuana smoking experiences where I think about my life quite a bit). The weirdest part of this is that I know for a fact that I am good looking. It may seem shallow but I know women find me attractive yet I always look at myself in a very dark light and it's sort of a fucking drag.

Sorry for the rant bros, I'm just sort of tipsy.




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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528867 - 01/01/09 07:10 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
My goal is to go 40 days with no jerkin off. Sex is fine though.

I'd like to see some nudes of that sexy ex of yours.




in my gallery
i realy blew it with that one in some ways
she was fine as fuck
altho, she was too picket fency otherwise
sometimes i look back and think that might of done me good
but id be living a lie
i still land girls just as hot, and just hopin ill meet one thats as hot as they are cool, fun, etc aside from everytthing else
im pretty out there and yea......so far any of the girls that are just as out there as me i meet on the road it seems
eh, i  have faith
but yea....i miss tappin that fo' sho'
altho i miss tappin anything whence im not tappin!  ha!


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Almond Flour]
    #9528870 - 01/01/09 07:11 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I just go to the local rub and tug..........:whatever:

I get a massage ,she jerks one out,I leave satisfied and relaxed......... :boring:

Is that soo wrong.........:shrug:


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    #9528880 - 01/01/09 07:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Shroomism]
    #9528938 - 01/01/09 07:22 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
PSH. Crybaby.

It's been 6+ months for me.
After going ~2 times a day for 7 or 8 years, that's a hard habit to break.
It gets easier over time. But no jerking it is out of the question.

but Milf hunting FTW




We're in the same boat man.

As far as the comment about fatties goes... Chubby is alright. One of the girls I dated got a bit tubby, but nothing changed with the sex. She even got a little more adventurous, sex might have even been better now that I think about it. And she was uh.. softer :awesome: Didn't gross me out in the least.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528992 - 01/01/09 07:31 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i see her time to time
shes with an old friend of mine
still a friend
but yea......hes in that boat now
what with family gatherings and picture taking and all kinds of things
her family was very traditional and picture perfect
i was always so out of place there what with having to read certain things at family get togethers where everyone reads a section of a story and so many things........just wasnt my scene......there were times where i was like, huh, look at that, im gonna make my mom real proud with this good clean wholesome family life
but im glad thats past me
its just not me and it was starting to like affect me and make me less genuine as i would always have to put on a show for them
and i dont think shes as fine
her body is just as tight im sure, but shes like alot more of a plain jane now with her hair straight
im not sayin anything about girls with straight hair, aside from the fact that dreads can make a girl that otherwise with dreads look phenomenal, look, eh after
ill see if i cant get some pics up
shes still beatufiul but not my cup of tea looks and personality wise
my mom misses her as shes now the infamous mother/son/girlfriend scenario as "the one that got away"
but yea....homeboy and her got some nice christmas sweaters and festive backdrop portraits goin on
lol
im set on all that
ill hold out for my Mallory thank u very much!
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9529073 - 01/01/09 07:51 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I say join a gym or something.... it might help you get in shape and theres nothing like looking at hot toned ass while your gettin all hot and sweaty.. you might get some phone # too....

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #9529138 - 01/01/09 08:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i'm joining the gym next week, but not looking to find anyone.
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Gumby]
    #9529180 - 01/01/09 08:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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PSH. Crybaby.

It's been 6+ months for me.
After going ~2 times a day for 7 or 8 years, that's a hard habit to break.
It gets easier over time. But no jerking it is out of the question.

but Milf hunting FTW




We're in the same boat man.

As far as the comment about fatties goes... Chubby is alright. One of the girls I dated got a bit tubby, but nothing changed with the sex. She even got a little more adventurous, sex might have even been better now that I think about it. And she was uh.. softer :awesome: Didn't gross me out in the least.




Depends on how chubby you are talking here. FAT isn't alright.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9529184 - 01/01/09 08:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i'm crusty now, but i used to jerk a LOT.
this is gross but...
yeh man, i'd smoke up a fat bowl and watch some porn---
fuck!  bust out some vaseline, and you are SET!
AND i think that was when i was tuggin' it like EVERY MORNING in the shower!  eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, right?!  nastyyyy!

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The key, is to just not give a fuck.
Or at least.... give enough of a fuck, but not too much of a fuck, if you catch my drift?




i think i agree with this.  or, try n get girls to touch it for YOU.  ahaha.  fight fire with fire!


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Shroomism]
    #9529204 - 01/01/09 08:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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The key, is to just not give a fuck.
Or at least.... give enough of a fuck, but not too much of a fuck, if you catch my drift?




I can't say I do, especially considering there are those people (pretty much all fucking retards) out there now that call themselves Pick Up Arists that devote their entire life to picking up women. And I really don't give a fuck, but my main problem is that I'm somewhat introverted (although not that badly at all). Being more outgoing in my life would definitely be a huge plus.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9529223 - 01/01/09 08:20 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I'm introverted as a motherfucker. But for some reason, that has never dampened my ability with women :shrug:


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Shroomism]
    #9529246 - 01/01/09 08:24 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm introverted as a motherfucker. But for some reason, that has never dampened my ability with women :shrug:




Well, the girls I have done stuff with (just not sex) have ALL came and approached me. I definitely see that I give off that "mysterious" vibe to women.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9529267 - 01/01/09 08:27 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Plok]
    #9529285 - 01/01/09 08:31 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

He doesn't like to give up his precious bodily fluids.



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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9529288 - 01/01/09 08:31 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
i'm joining the gym next week, but not looking to find anyone.
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




There just something really hot about ladies all hot and sweaty:grin: even if your not trying to meet anybody it can only help you...... its cool when you start shaping up too cause you will start to get those looks.

why would you be afraid to have an orgasm... it feels good!!

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9529428 - 01/01/09 08:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

ive always been a beta male.. women find me attractive but i lack the game/skill to 'pick up'. shits fucked up but i still study seduction. im 8 months in and i finally made out with my hottest girl yet a 9.5 (out of 10) i give her a 9.5 cuz her personality was shit she was a slut but whatever :P still good progress. it wasnt sex but even making out with a girl that hot was a good stepping stone in AFC recovery


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #9529449 - 01/01/09 09:03 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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preschooler said:
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calientepocket said:
i'm joining the gym next week, but not looking to find anyone.
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




There just something really hot about ladies all hot and sweaty:grin: even if your not trying to meet anybody it can only help you...... its cool when you start shaping up too cause you will start to get those looks.

why would you be afraid to have an orgasm... it feels good!!




Not to mention the fact that lifting heavy ass weights is genuinely known to increase testosterone. When I lifted 4-5 times a week for 6 months straight I definitely felt hornier.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9529485 - 01/01/09 09:15 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Not to mention the fact that lifting heavy ass weights is genuinely known to increase testosterone. When I lifted 4-5 times a week for 6 months straight I definitely felt hornier.



That must be my problem.

Seriously for the past month I have been watching porn nonstop, I hit on every girl I see and I must ejaculate at least 5 times a day.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: awesomebastard]
    #9529551 - 01/01/09 09:33 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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awesomebastard said:
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Grizvok said:
Not to mention the fact that lifting heavy ass weights is genuinely known to increase testosterone. When I lifted 4-5 times a week for 6 months straight I definitely felt hornier.



That must be my problem.

Seriously for the past month I have been watching porn nonstop, I hit on every girl I see and I must ejaculate at least 5 times a day.




Haha, I felt exactly the same way. I've been itching to get back into the gym, but I have been really focused on rock climbing lately (which is great exercise) but it just doesn't have that raw badass affect that is lifting. I live in Baltimore and there is a huge Gold's Gym that is a 10 minute walk away, and I am thinking about getting back into it especially since the $30 a month is pretty much nothing. Fuck it, I've made up my mind, and will hopefully sign up for a membership within a week.

Running is also fucking incredible for your body but ESPECIALLY for your mind. I swear man, when I put on my sweatpants and sweatshirt and go for a run in the morning in the cold ass weather then shower and go to work or go out somewhere I feel that my mind is a million times clearer. In ways it is sort of the exact opposite of how I feel when I'm really high or how it must feel to trip, instead of my mind going in a million directions it is clear, succinct, and sharp. The feeling is wonderful really.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9529765 - 01/01/09 10:26 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't had sex in 4 years, big deal


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9529815 - 01/01/09 10:37 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

i hate condoms, they are fucking weird
and i dont trust birth control

the last few girls i've been with i have gotten them into steady oral sex.  i haven't had sex sex for like three years. I don't even remember.

i really don't want to fuck a girl that i wouldn't mind being with for a long time incase something happens.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grav]
    #9529849 - 01/01/09 10:47 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Grav said:
i hate condoms, they are fucking weird
and i dont trust birth control

the last few girls i've been with i have gotten them into steady oral sex.  i haven't had sex sex for like three years. I don't even remember.

i really don't want to fuck a girl that i wouldn't mind being with for a long time incase something happens.




I'd much rather not have sex than knock a girl up at the age of 20 (talking about myself of course).

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grizvok]
    #9529868 - 01/01/09 10:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I would much rather use a condom than not have sex


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: awesomebastard]
    #9529919 - 01/01/09 11:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

fuck condoms
you're not fucking a girl, you are fucking a piece of rubber

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grav]
    #9529922 - 01/01/09 11:06 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

oops.. i mean...  you should always use condoms....

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grav]
    #9529943 - 01/01/09 11:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I know they suck but it's better than jerkin off.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9529961 - 01/01/09 11:18 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

im rounding out month number 6. it really sucks because id had steady gfs and sex for like the 3 years prior and now its like  :banghead:


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: teaparty]
    #9530186 - 01/02/09 12:09 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

yeah I miss that sweaty ranchy hardcore sex, you guys know what i'm talkin about.  I like when that position when they squat down on my dick and fuck it hard.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Ego Death]
    #9530218 - 01/02/09 12:16 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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I've been considering fatties though.  I like girl with a bit of meat but the ones I know are a bit too meaty.




I'd fuck a fat girl anyday.  They always turn me on in porno for some reason :shrug:


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grav]
    #9530291 - 01/02/09 12:40 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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fuck condoms
you're not fucking a girl, you are fucking a piece of rubber




And that's not a VERY fair trade off for having a son or daughter that you can't support?

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Shroomism]
    #9530447 - 01/02/09 01:34 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Start using fruit or just the regular hand trick while hearing other people banging below,next, or above you.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Grav]
    #9531470 - 01/02/09 10:16 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Grav said:
i hate condoms, they are fucking weird
and i dont trust birth control

the last few girls i've been with i have gotten them into steady oral sex.  i haven't had sex sex for like three years. I don't even remember.

i really don't want to fuck a girl that i wouldn't mind being with for a long time incase something happens.




pull out method works for me


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9531554 - 01/02/09 10:47 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

It's been a good while since I've had sex too...Had a steady girlfriend for 2 years, a few flings after that, and then was kinda courtin on this girl for AWHILE, and she was just awkward with her body and really uncomfortable with nudity and sex...I think she just about drained away my libido for awhile, it was tiring having to try so much with the dumb broad.

It's been getting pretty bad lately for me...I could really use to get laid, jerkin' it isn't cutting it anymore.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Plok]
    #9531570 - 01/02/09 10:52 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




:dudewtf:




i know, its weird.  last guy i was with asked me if he had ever made me orgasm and i realized i NEVER have.  dunno what it is....?


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531575 - 01/02/09 10:53 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
Quote:

Plok said:
Quote:

calientepocket said:
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




:dudewtf:




i know, its weird.  last guy i was with asked me if he had ever made me orgasm and i realized i NEVER have.  dunno what it is....?




maybe because you didn't love him


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531591 - 01/02/09 10:57 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
Quote:

Plok said:
Quote:

calientepocket said:
i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




:dudewtf:




i know, its weird.  last guy i was with asked me if he had ever made me orgasm and i realized i NEVER have.  dunno what it is....?




maybe because he doesnt know how to eat pussy


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9531697 - 01/02/09 11:21 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

it wasn't just him though, it's every guy i've been with...


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531732 - 01/02/09 11:31 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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it wasn't just him though, it's every guy i've been with...




mayve you never loved any of them?


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531737 - 01/02/09 11:32 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I know a few chicks who are the same way. Some haven't even gotten off with vibrators and such.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Gumby]
    #9531769 - 01/02/09 11:39 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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I know a few chicks who are the same way. Some haven't even gotten off with vibrators and such.




true.  i have a vibrator and nothing.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531775 - 01/02/09 11:40 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe you arent doing it vigorously enough :borat:


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531814 - 01/02/09 11:49 AM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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I know a few chicks who are the same way. Some haven't even gotten off with vibrators and such.




true.  i have a vibrator and nothing.




do you have any sexual fantasies?


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531870 - 01/02/09 12:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

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I know a few chicks who are the same way. Some haven't even gotten off with vibrators and such.




true.  i have a vibrator and nothing.




It's probably an emotional/psychosexual hangup of some kind.  It's not entirely uncommon.  You might consider a sex therapist.  The orgasm is definitely worth going after... you'll see.  Addressing this would probably improve the rest of your sex life as well.


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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9531890 - 01/02/09 12:11 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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i'm afraid of orgasming anyhow.




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Hmmmmm.  So your sig is just advice for everybody else not yourself?

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