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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528394 - 01/02/09 02:10 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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OfflineBlink Dog
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528403 - 01/02/09 02:12 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

No problem man. The power of Christ compels you!


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Invisibleuber_aj
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Blink Dog]
    #9528426 - 01/02/09 02:17 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528432 - 01/02/09 02:18 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528433 - 01/02/09 02:18 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

it can get way bad son.


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528436 - 01/02/09 02:18 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

It's been long enough for me that I've stopped caring.


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Offlineusefulidiot13
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Silversoul]
    #9528440 - 01/02/09 02:19 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

i cant say ive ever stopped caring.

ive stopped hoping for it tho.


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Invisibleuber_aj
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528459 - 01/02/09 02:23 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.




i never thought that it would be more than a couple weeks either. an unfortunate turn of events prevented it for a couple weeks, then i forgot how to game, then i got mad b/c i wasnt getting laid and my game was off, and i projected that too much. then i hated women b/c they werent sleeping with me. i finally slapped myself in the face 2 months ago, and now im on a sexual conquest.


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528463 - 01/02/09 02:23 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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OfflineSyle
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: uber_aj]
    #9528470 - 01/02/09 02:25 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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uber_aj said:
waaaah, you poor thing. i got ya beat by a long shot. you would think that after 3 months you'd get used to not having it, but you dont. it gets worse, and worse and worse. 6 months its hard not to kill people. 9 months its hard not to become a rapist. a year its hard to not think that it'll never happen again. at some point you reexamine your life and start going after pussy like its food in a zombie holocaust, and then it gets all better.




best. post. ever.


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Invisibleuber_aj
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528493 - 01/02/09 02:29 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

14 months, 2 weeks. i think it made me a born again virgin, but ive been able to get a few numbers and make-outs recently, so i'll be laying pipe pretty soon. i figure i have a year of catching up to do, i need to fuck at least 12 girls this year.


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Offlineunretarded
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528496 - 01/02/09 02:29 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
thre's no fuckin way im goin more than another few weeks. im goin milf hunting.




:doggystyle:


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528503 - 01/02/09 02:31 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Offlinecalientepocket
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528524 - 01/02/09 02:39 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.


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OfflineDeadPhan
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: calientepocket]
    #9528547 - 01/02/09 02:46 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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calientepocket said:
seven weeks is a lot less than 3.5 months.




and whats your excuse?


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Offlinecalientepocket
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9528552 - 01/02/09 02:48 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

um, i dunno.  don't know anyone i feel like having sex with at the moment.  i'm kinda picky...
:shrug:


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InvisibleGumby
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: dr_gonz]
    #9528566 - 01/02/09 02:52 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Oh fuck off man, it's been 7 months for me.

I went from never going longer than 1 month for the past 6 years to this horseshit. Horrible dry streak over here.


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #9528572 - 01/02/09 02:53 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: Gumby]
    #9528574 - 01/02/09 02:53 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

:hulk:


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Invisibleweiliiiiiii
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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 weeks [Re: DeadPhan]
    #9528576 - 01/02/09 02:53 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Prayers have been sent your way, incense burned, goat sacrificed...you will get laid within 1 week.


im married :gameover:


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