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OfflinePsy Baba
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I got bit by a ferret.
    #9526194 - 01/01/09 03:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

So there I am, a head full of mushrooms, playing my guitar getting really into it when a ferret of my friends (who 99% of the time is completely docile) does a jog towards me and clamps onto my inner elbow. 

I jump pretty damn quickly and see a very small amount of blood start coming out.

  We never really figured out what I did, maybe he did nto like my music :shrug:


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526225 - 01/01/09 04:07 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

better get checked for rabies :eek:


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: twighead]
    #9526232 - 01/01/09 04:11 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

nah they are good.

My friends wife is a vet tech.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526235 - 01/01/09 04:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently you need to find a different instrument.


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OfflinePsy Baba
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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Crasher]
    #9526243 - 01/01/09 04:15 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I cannot change over now, I would have to sell them all (my guitars).  I hope it was not some cray sign.
:justdontknow:


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526246 - 01/01/09 04:16 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

The ferret is wise despite its status as a rodent...

Do not ignore its teachings.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Crasher]
    #9526258 - 01/01/09 04:23 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

They are def some sneaky fucks.

My friend and I were working on a desktop computer and had a laptop on the ground and one of them (the ferrets) came over and started oressing buttons making beeps come out of the laptop, so we shooed him away.

Minutes later we hear a crash in the living room and go and investigate. now hes is where they get sneaky.

As we go check on the situation, they sneak back over to the laptop and start pressing buttons again.

crazy little buggers.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526260 - 01/01/09 04:25 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

those things are evil man

our one attacks me all the time and ive only ever shown it kindness

it pretends it wants to lick me but the licks get harder and harder then it always tries to get those bottom canines into me

it makes funny noises too

im not sure if it thinks im a male threat or it likes my salt and wants to eat me or both

he's also tried to rape our guinea pig and she bit back lol


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526265 - 01/01/09 04:28 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

They were communicating with home base.
Be very afraid.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526435 - 01/01/09 07:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

you should have bit it back, it's only fair


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Crasher]
    #9526660 - 01/01/09 10:27 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

They are sneaky fuckers. My neighbours ferret liked to play strangle the cat. He used to go for stray cats when out on a walk and strangle them until they fainted, then left them alone.

Never killed one, just played with them. :shrug:

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Crasher said:
The ferret is wise despite its status as a rodent...

Do not ignore its teachings.




Ferret ain't a rodent. It's a member of the Mustelidae family (weasels).


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526708 - 01/01/09 10:49 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

They are mischievous little bastards. And they smell. :argh:


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #9526751 - 01/01/09 11:06 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

animals tend to act weird when people are tripping, at least it seemed like it to me but I was trippin too so idk, but my friends dog used to bark at us and freak out everytime we would trip over there...it was like they can sense something is fuct up...the ferret was yelling at you and you wouldn't listen so he bit you...lol....maybe he just didn't like that song...hehe


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9526769 - 01/01/09 11:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Ferrets carry rabies 98% of the time. You should probably go to the hospital and get a rabies shot.




























































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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: rizingfire]
    #9526777 - 01/01/09 11:15 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

animals do indeed pick up on intoxication of any kind


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: CptnGarden]
    #9526792 - 01/01/09 11:22 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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animals do indeed pick up on intoxication of any kind




qft


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Crasher]
    #9526871 - 01/01/09 12:03 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crasher said:
The ferret is wise despite its status as a rodent...

Do not ignore its teachings.




:ilold:


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Gumby]
    #9527367 - 01/01/09 02:57 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

you fucker.  my heart actually start beating really hard for about  5 seconds.


the trip was good. not as deep as I would have liked to go, but I am pleased.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: Psy Baba]
    #9527968 - 01/01/09 05:16 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

kill it.


or get rid of your evil ferret pets.


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Re: I got bit by a ferret. [Re: pong]
    #9528007 - 01/01/09 05:29 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe you had a wild look in your eye, and it felt like you were a threat.

Or maybe that ferret is just a dick.


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