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Offlinethekandyman
Chillen

Registered: 08/31/07
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Is she a keeper?
    #9510181 - 12/28/08 11:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

i'm so happy about tonight i thought i'd let everyone know. tonight me and my girlfriend took a huge step to the next level. we were sitting there watching some faggy movie on TV and i had a monster fart that i couldnt waste. i took the advice that i got in a previous thread here and let it rip right in front of her. I think the force actually lifted me off the couch a few inches.... but she just laughed instead of freaking out. does this mean she's a keeper?


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OfflineIma TrooperS
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: thekandyman]
    #9510189 - 12/28/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Well....I wouldn't go so far as to say marry any women who thinks your farts are funny...I mean, we hold that truth to be self-evident, right? Everyone knows farts are funny!


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Offlinehazey
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: thekandyman]
    #9510195 - 12/28/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

haha, my cold and bitter self says "dont ever think a woman is a keeper"

but if you have the ability, have faith. im sure she is at least for a while. that shows she is comfortable with you to a certain extent.

next step is inviting her in for a kiss while youre sitting on the toilet. just cuz you love her.


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: thekandyman]
    #9510197 - 12/28/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe....wait and see if she lets a fart go too?


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OfflineBlindLemon
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #9510208 - 12/28/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Would you tell your children that you picked your woman based on the fact that she finds your farts funny? I would respect you as a father.


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: thekandyman]
    #9510211 - 12/28/08 11:33 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

It means she's not an immature 12 year old.

Better find a new girl, this one's obviously not young enough.


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Offlinethekandyman
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #9510217 - 12/28/08 11:34 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

oh she did once in my bed but she thought i was asleep so i dunno if it counts?!?!?! i'm freakin out here this is a big deal. i might hang out with her tomorrow. should i ask for a blumpkin? i mean 8 months is a kinda long time to wait for a blumpkin. maybe the fact that she hasnt offered yet is a bad sign


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OfflineCalix
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Re: Is she a keeper? [Re: hazey]
    #9510245 - 12/28/08 11:39 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

hazey said:
"dont ever think a woman is a keeper"
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Truth


ask her to give you rusty trombone after a week long carne asada binge.......thats love


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