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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: mushroom people]
    #9494108 - 12/25/08 05:18 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
I believe the bible
was a book filled
with debauchery
incest, homosexuality
and murder




I may have to read that, is there a movie?




apparently there's a few, I'm still waiting on a sequel

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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9498024 - 12/26/08 03:34 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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I believe the bible
was a book filled
with debauchery
incest, homosexuality
and murder




wow...sounds like life...


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9498093 - 12/26/08 03:50 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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it's not difficult to prove jesus did exist, the romans kept records




The romans have no records of anyone born to a virgin.  The romans have no records of anyone making the blind see.  The romans have no records of anyone raising the dead. The romans have no records of anyone feeding thousands of people with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread. The romans have no records of anyone walking on water.  The romans have no records of anyone executed for crimes getting back up and going home after being buried.  The romans have no records of 500 dead people getting up at the same time as jesus and going home to their families.  One would think these newsworthy stories would have been recorded.
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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: RogerRabbit]
    #9498130 - 12/26/08 03:57 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

So you're saying it is impossible for anyone with the name of Jesus to have existed and be in the Roman records?

The quote in your post doesn't mention any of the things you posted, just that some person named Jesus is in the Roman records...

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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: RogerRabbit]
    #9498133 - 12/26/08 03:58 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

u must be jewish


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: RogerRabbit]
    #9498337 - 12/26/08 04:54 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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The romans have no records of anyone born to a virgin.
RR




I never attributed any of that crap to the guy, I simply said
the romans had mentioned jesus in their records

Yeshua was also mentioned in jewish records,, they went on to
mention his execution and the charges of sorcery

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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9498671 - 12/26/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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RogerRabbit said:
The romans have no records of anyone born to a virgin.
RR




I never attributed any of that crap to the guy, I simply said
the romans had mentioned jesus in their records

Yeshua was also mentioned in jewish records,, they went on to
mention his execution and the charges of sorcery




Jesus was a witch? :frown:

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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #9498672 - 12/26/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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I dont' doubt that he didn't exist.




Double negative??? So you don't doubt he was never there? Meaning you have no doubt in your mind that he is an fucking phoney! lol Im not sure this is what you meant but being drunk I found it funny!


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #9498965 - 12/26/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

That was a triple negative, not double.  Three left turns equal a right.
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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: RogerRabbit]
    #9499118 - 12/26/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

no no no  "I don't doubt" (meaning there is not doubt) he does'nt exsist (he doesn't exist) so in full I have no doubt he isn't (or has never) exist(ed). Ether way only a double negative....


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #9499147 - 12/26/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

If it were a triple it would be "I don't doubt that jesus didn't, didn't exist" therefor from what he actually said (he didn't doubt that he didn't exist) he might believe that jesus may not have existed! I may be a little drunk but damn I know my double negatives!!! lol If you don't doubt his non-existance then there would be an existance to doubt..... think about it for a second and you know that Im right! (In this one instance only)


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #9499160 - 12/26/08 08:38 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I'm gonna stay out of this because this is quite entertaining :smile:


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #9499220 - 12/26/08 08:48 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I know Im wrong alot of the times but you have to admit that it is in fact only a double negative even though it has more than 2 negative terms. If I said Im not against non-lesbian activities that don't happen then it is only to be infered that Im  not a bi/lesbian supporter. That may not be true but its all in how I would've said it. He could have just said "I believe Jesus could have existed but I don't believe in the bible" but what he really said is "I don't believe Jesus existed and I don't believe in the bible".... maybe thats not what he meant but thats what he ended up saying!


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #9499237 - 12/26/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

That's why I said doubt.
It's a toss up.
The bible is manmade :smile:. Can't trust it.
I wasn't around when Jesus was supposedly around, so I can't have an opinion on it.


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #9500630 - 12/27/08 02:07 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Jesus won't be able to save some of you. 

It's a darn shame.


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Dickhead]
    #9500958 - 12/27/08 03:57 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Lndrydusting said:
"I don't doubt that jesus didn't, didn't exist"




i dont doubt that jesus didnt not exist


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HappyTrippin said:
I'm gonna stay out of this because this is quite entertaining :smile:





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throy said:
Jesus won't be able to save some of you. 

It's a darn shame.





brah when he swoops down im bonna be waiting to jump on, its ur own dam fault if you miss da bus






















thank God im stoned :jah:


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: just me]
    #9501003 - 12/27/08 04:42 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: Idiot]
    #9501008 - 12/27/08 04:53 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

dude, they're kind of right though.
u can totally rule n people will still hate you... until afterwards.
in order to get thru, you gotta be a bastard n 'play the game'.

what about elijah? can he save us?


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Re: I miss Jesus. [Re: stimpson]
    #9502528 - 12/27/08 02:09 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing can save you.


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