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Anonymous

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    #946336 - 10/09/02 06:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

is everyone always saying thier pet something is doing all the illegal stuff they really are...its kinda weird :crazy:


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946352 - 10/09/02 06:37 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

wow, are you and LSAuser buddies, he had a post like this not too long ago and got flamed like a pile of books in Nazi Germany.


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946368 - 10/09/02 06:43 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

It's actually quite simple. Obviously it's illegal fo people to be cultivating mushrooms and other substances. However, due to an animal rights law passed in 1989, any product grown fully and solely by any non-human entity is exemp from federal regulations. Therefore, if you train certain animals to performa all the necessary steps (no easy feet by the way) then you can't be legally held responsible. So if you have been thinking about getting into cultivation I would seriously suggest you get a pet, and maybe pick up a copy of the book "Lower animals and their role in Mushroom Cultivation" by Paul Stamets. It'll save you alot of trouble, believe me.


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946382 - 10/09/02 06:47 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

lololololololol.....makes sense, just found that funny....i dont think any cop is going to believe you trained your pet to grow shrooms......but if so then my turtle is growing mine...i mean his...


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    #946397 - 10/09/02 06:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Turtles are a bitch to teach man. Try starting with cats, they may not seem like it, but those fuckers can actually get it down really good after a few months. Plus they live a long time, so you won't have to worry about retraining another one for a long time.
If you could get your hands on a monkey now... (good luck though man....) Those fuckers I hear pick it up in a matter of weeks, plus they're SO much better at handling lab equipment.


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946400 - 10/09/02 06:54 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

i dont wanna pay for all the vet stuff for a new cat, and i already got me a turtle...his name is turdy, hes a nice turtle


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Re: why... [Re: matts]
    #946414 - 10/09/02 07:00 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

ok....so if some cop walks in and sees shrooms growing i can point at my pet and not get in trouble?...thats so crazy


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    #946418 - 10/09/02 07:01 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Heh, good luck then bro, I've heard turtles are slow learners.
But yea, like Matts said, if you can prove that your pet is capable of cultivating all by himself, without your assistance (just make sure you don't have any fingerprints on the jars or anything) then they pretty much can't hold shit against you.
Pretty damn funny, our pets have the civil liberties that have ben taken from us....


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    #946426 - 10/09/02 07:04 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

They may still take you to court for it. But if you can prove that you had no hand in the process, then the case will get thrown out.


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    #946427 - 10/09/02 07:04 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah man, you didn't know that. I was just going along in life then one day I come home and see my dog boiling some jars. I didn't know what to think, but I wasn't gonna stop him. So he started growing and got real good. He got into bulk substrates and then the neighbors started to complain about all the poo. I gues one of them called the cops, so one night there was a knock at my door. The cops came in and found the shrooms, I explained the situation, and they immediately knew what was going on, A bad case of when dogs turn into outlaws. Well there was nothing they could do to me, and my dog wouldn't come when they called him, so they just left. Oh well.


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #946429 - 10/09/02 07:06 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

lol...thats so weird, laws are stupid


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946431 - 10/09/02 07:07 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, Down with the laws, up with Anarchy.


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #946433 - 10/09/02 07:09 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

i think your mocking me...so...*some laws are stupid


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946436 - 10/09/02 07:11 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Right on.


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946437 - 10/09/02 07:12 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

nope they all suck ass


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946513 - 10/09/02 07:36 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

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Try starting with cats


Servator,I think I'm losing all my respect for you. Of course the best thing is a monkey,primates have thumbs so they naturally grow best,my uncle brought me one from Brazil. We didn't know it was illegal,when we took it to the vet they took him and called the police and we had to run. If you can't afford to get one then get a cat.


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Re: why... [Re: VSOPXO]
    #946522 - 10/09/02 07:39 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I sad man. I mean shit yea! monkeys are better then pretty much every other animal that you can get. But they're so fucking hard to get, it's not even an option for most of us. :frown:
That sucks ass about the cops jacking your monkey man, fucking pigs..


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946531 - 10/09/02 07:43 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Omfg.... servator is putting you all on and I think some of you actually beleive him!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

Have you lost your DAMN MINDS??? Of COURSE you cant blame shrooms growing on your ANIMAL PETS.

"Yeah officer, my cat ordered syringes, unscrewed the tops from the jars, mixed the substrate...."

I'll stop there you get the idea. That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard,


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946541 - 10/09/02 07:46 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

See, I had a monkey, but I found that all the poo throwing caused unwanted contams. So I decided to get a dolphin, hell they're smart, so he swims in his tank next to the terrarium and tells my dog exactly what to do, its just a bitch shaving my dog everyday, you know to keep his shedding down.


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #946545 - 10/09/02 07:47 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wow cherry, I think you may be on to something, and all this time I spent training my animals. Damn I should've stayed in school.


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #946555 - 10/09/02 07:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

That's why most cultivators make their monkey's wear diapers. Shit I know a guy that had a little radiation-style suit specially made for his monkey. Yea, shaving pets is a bitch. I got one of those sphynx cats, ugly as hell, but he don't get hairs in my agar, so it's worth it...


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    #946561 - 10/09/02 07:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Cherry,
I'll have you know that I've a third year law student, and the majority of my elective classes has been in drug policy ok?
You may not believe me, but go ask any knowledgable police officer, or even better, a lawyer or judge. Many of them deal with cases like this on a weekly basis, so they can vouch that everything I'm saying is true ok?
Just look into the facts man.


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #948080 - 10/10/02 02:56 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I have to say, it is annoying as fuck. It was funny when i first saw ryche do it, but now every newbis says his cat's neighbors ferrit's racoon.... It's annoying as hell. I seriously don't think it will help anyone. If it's that important, just avoid using the words, I, my, mine, me, and any others


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Re: why... [Re: Shaw]
    #948206 - 10/10/02 04:54 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

yes just the other day on cops they had these cops bustin in a door with guns drawn. they ran through the house with the cameras following. in the back room there was this guy who appeared to have been checking out a terrarium full of fruiting cakes. when the cops busted in the guy just stood up and pointed at his cat. the cops were like dammit, not another cat. they all put their guns away and walked out. j/k!


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Re: why... [Re: Bilge]
    #948259 - 10/10/02 05:32 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

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Have you lost your DAMN MINDS??? Of COURSE you cant blame shrooms growing on your ANIMAL PETS.



I cant blame shrooms growing on my animal pets??? Bitch,why the fuck are you talking like that?


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #948368 - 10/10/02 06:36 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

This is a great thread!  My friend (a super intelegent chimp named Mr. Wiggles) has been growing for years.  Feces throwing has never been a problem because we have a special room in the house for it (cleaned twice a day ofcourse).  The book by Mr Stamets was a big help, I would recomend it. :laugh:


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Re: why... [Re: ]
    #948371 - 10/10/02 06:38 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Just Relax they are going to think your crazy if anything if you try to say that your cat did everything and imprison you on that. My brother is a cop and I'm sure I'm not the only one that knows a cop on this board, they are not pigs and , trust this my brother knows I grow, they are not worried about your little craft setup in your house to grow you some decent shrooms.

Now if they know or have proof that you are selling or producing a mass farm, (which is usually 100 grams a week that he''s told me) than you are the least of they're worries. If you are really that paraniod than grind all your shrooms pack and save,stop smoking too much bud,or just ask your neighbor to do it all for you. Ohh by the way my bro is in Michigan and Myself in Az. So really just stop being paranoid. Mushrooms are Cool


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Re: why... [Re: noisycricket]
    #948375 - 10/10/02 06:41 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

If you put the monkey outside in a wooden pen then everytime he throws shit it will be like fertilizer . I don't know why people can't grasp this concept. Animals grow things a lot,they just don't let your ass know,especially Cherry's,she ain't the sharpest tack in the box.


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