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why...
    #946336 - 10/09/02 06:33 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

is everyone always saying thier pet something is doing all the illegal stuff they really are...its kinda weird :crazy:


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    #946352 - 10/09/02 06:37 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

wow, are you and LSAuser buddies, he had a post like this not too long ago and got flamed like a pile of books in Nazi Germany.


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    #946368 - 10/09/02 06:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

It's actually quite simple. Obviously it's illegal fo people to be cultivating mushrooms and other substances. However, due to an animal rights law passed in 1989, any product grown fully and solely by any non-human entity is exemp from federal regulations. Therefore, if you train certain animals to performa all the necessary steps (no easy feet by the way) then you can't be legally held responsible. So if you have been thinking about getting into cultivation I would seriously suggest you get a pet, and maybe pick up a copy of the book "Lower animals and their role in Mushroom Cultivation" by Paul Stamets. It'll save you alot of trouble, believe me.


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946382 - 10/09/02 06:47 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

lololololololol.....makes sense, just found that funny....i dont think any cop is going to believe you trained your pet to grow shrooms......but if so then my turtle is growing mine...i mean his...


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    #946397 - 10/09/02 06:52 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Turtles are a bitch to teach man. Try starting with cats, they may not seem like it, but those fuckers can actually get it down really good after a few months. Plus they live a long time, so you won't have to worry about retraining another one for a long time.
If you could get your hands on a monkey now... (good luck though man....) Those fuckers I hear pick it up in a matter of weeks, plus they're SO much better at handling lab equipment.


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946400 - 10/09/02 06:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

i dont wanna pay for all the vet stuff for a new cat, and i already got me a turtle...his name is turdy, hes a nice turtle


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Re: why... [Re: matts]
    #946414 - 10/09/02 07:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

ok....so if some cop walks in and sees shrooms growing i can point at my pet and not get in trouble?...thats so crazy


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    #946418 - 10/09/02 07:01 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Heh, good luck then bro, I've heard turtles are slow learners.
But yea, like Matts said, if you can prove that your pet is capable of cultivating all by himself, without your assistance (just make sure you don't have any fingerprints on the jars or anything) then they pretty much can't hold shit against you.
Pretty damn funny, our pets have the civil liberties that have ben taken from us....


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    #946426 - 10/09/02 07:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

They may still take you to court for it. But if you can prove that you had no hand in the process, then the case will get thrown out.


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    #946427 - 10/09/02 07:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah man, you didn't know that. I was just going along in life then one day I come home and see my dog boiling some jars. I didn't know what to think, but I wasn't gonna stop him. So he started growing and got real good. He got into bulk substrates and then the neighbors started to complain about all the poo. I gues one of them called the cops, so one night there was a knock at my door. The cops came in and found the shrooms, I explained the situation, and they immediately knew what was going on, A bad case of when dogs turn into outlaws. Well there was nothing they could do to me, and my dog wouldn't come when they called him, so they just left. Oh well.


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #946429 - 10/09/02 07:06 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

lol...thats so weird, laws are stupid


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    #946431 - 10/09/02 07:07 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, Down with the laws, up with Anarchy.


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Re: why... [Re: Skikid16]
    #946433 - 10/09/02 07:09 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

i think your mocking me...so...*some laws are stupid


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    #946436 - 10/09/02 07:11 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Right on.


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    #946437 - 10/09/02 07:12 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

nope they all suck ass


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    #946513 - 10/09/02 07:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

In reply to:

Try starting with cats


Servator,I think I'm losing all my respect for you. Of course the best thing is a monkey,primates have thumbs so they naturally grow best,my uncle brought me one from Brazil. We didn't know it was illegal,when we took it to the vet they took him and called the police and we had to run. If you can't afford to get one then get a cat.


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    #946522 - 10/09/02 07:39 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

That's what I sad man. I mean shit yea! monkeys are better then pretty much every other animal that you can get. But they're so fucking hard to get, it's not even an option for most of us. :frown:
That sucks ass about the cops jacking your monkey man, fucking pigs..


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Re: why... [Re: Servator]
    #946531 - 10/09/02 07:43 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Omfg.... servator is putting you all on and I think some of you actually beleive him!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

Have you lost your DAMN MINDS??? Of COURSE you cant blame shrooms growing on your ANIMAL PETS.

"Yeah officer, my cat ordered syringes, unscrewed the tops from the jars, mixed the substrate...."

I'll stop there you get the idea. That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard,


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    #946541 - 10/09/02 07:46 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

See, I had a monkey, but I found that all the poo throwing caused unwanted contams. So I decided to get a dolphin, hell they're smart, so he swims in his tank next to the terrarium and tells my dog exactly what to do, its just a bitch shaving my dog everyday, you know to keep his shedding down.


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