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The whizzinator
    #9186672 - 11/05/08 02:42 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

has anybody every bought one of these?

i have a friend who is about to buy one and i was just curious if anybody has had any luck with one of them, seems like a great idea


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9186690 - 11/05/08 02:45 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

only needed if someones watchin your pee pee while you pee.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: hazey]
    #9186701 - 11/05/08 02:47 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

yeah thats what he needs


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9187297 - 11/05/08 06:42 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah the work guaranteed!!  you just gotta act smooth and it'll be cool.  make sure your at the right temp and all.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9187313 - 11/05/08 06:56 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

they're the shit


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: zSDMF]
    #9187436 - 11/05/08 08:41 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I used one for a year while on probation with no problems at all. I highly recommend it! :thumbup:


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: Itzpointless]
    #9187463 - 11/05/08 08:57 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

He can get caught. I have a friend who got caught using the "fake penis" some people look closely and some don't. It's still a risk.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: mushroomhunter10]
    #9187508 - 11/05/08 09:24 AM (9 years, 8 months ago)

i've passed six supervised tests for probation with it before.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9188081 - 11/05/08 12:24 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I made one one time... I just went to the ER at the local hospital and made up some bullshit about how I was a bio major at the local college and was trying to get some IV bags to do hydroponic experiments, using the IV bags in a drip feed system.
They gave them to me, I removed the needles from the end... Filled the bag up with warm piss, taped it under my armpit, ran the tube down into my boxers where the clamp was fixed to the band on my boxers, and had the end of the tube taped to the bottom of my dick.
The guy watched my dick, from about 2 feet to my right.  I was so nervous my hands were shaking but I pulled it off.

Edit- cost me Zero dollars, and I had a friend in the military with clean piss.  I don't know how much the whizzinator costs, but as long as your dick is big enough to hide a little tape on the bottom and a thin tube, you're good to go with my method.


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Edited by DragonChaser (11/05/08 12:26 PM)


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9188103 - 11/05/08 12:29 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

I've heard great things about them from friends who have used them in the past.

The best way to get caught is to get one that is far removed from your natural skin color. A white guy with a black dick, even if not being examined closely, is a red flag to Probie officers and what not.

But yeah, if you plan, (or don't plan), on taking many drug tests, and can act rather well, it's one of the better methods for passing tests of urine.

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Re: The whizzinator [Re: numonkei]
    #9188318 - 11/05/08 01:05 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

my po made me pll down my boxers until he could see i wasnt hiding anything. there was a big sign on the wall warning you about using a whizzinator and all kidns of other stuff. diluting your piss and whatnot.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #9188444 - 11/05/08 01:28 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

Pretty soon you're going to have to get a cavity search at drug screens too.

Shit just keeps becoming more and more invasive... its fucked up man.

I wonder if you could refuse having someone watch you pee on religious grounds?

Edit- when I was on proby, it was with the feds.  My probation officer was a cool dude, like 6'7 white guy, really didn't give a shit I think.  I even found a "weed smuggling" board game in his office.  He was embarrassed about that.
But there was another PO who would get all gay about stuff, and stand right next to me and stare at my cock.
I'd have to go off to my happy place to be able to pee during that.
I only used my homemade whizzinator once though.


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Edited by DragonChaser (11/05/08 01:29 PM)


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #9454044 - 12/18/08 03:41 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I've used one successfully on two to three time a week testing with an observer and i find that you really just can't pay anyone enough to look at your dick if you look at them while you're peeing...


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: DAVID_ALLAN_CEO]
    #9454115 - 12/18/08 04:00 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Is that the fake dick? If so than the actor Tom Sizemore (Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan) got caught using one during a drug test for Methamphetamine possession.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #9454170 - 12/18/08 04:21 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

^Ya its not perfect, but nothing is. Theres always a chance of being fucked over by a drug test, but still this probably works 99% of the time.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: LSDan]
    #9454187 - 12/18/08 04:29 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

the whizzinator is now illegal havnt u heard


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: Coaster]
    #9454238 - 12/18/08 04:58 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Really?  They still sell it here.  My friend got caught on probation with one.  They definitely know about them and don't play around.

If you are on probation, don't risk it.

If you are just testing for a job I'd say its fine if you pull it off smoothly.


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Re: The whizzinator [Re: illustrain]
    #9454241 - 12/18/08 04:59 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

ya the maker pleaded guilty


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