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OfflineCultosaurus
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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: it stars saddam]
    #9437542 - 12/15/08 03:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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You're destroying my beautiful image of God and several well-endowed, obese women getting their lovefest on.




I thought it was Alanis Morissette, like in the movie, Dogma


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I don't consider the universe to be that malevolent.  It is a harmless prankster at best.




see, just like the movie, tweeking our nose.


I think this is one of those eternal questions, like, if a tree falls in a forest, is there a sound? The arrogant answer is always 'No'. Reasoning that if no one is there to hear it, that there is no noise. There is a noise, it ripples outward regardless if a human is there to hear it or not. Like a stone falling into a pond with no one to see, the water still ripples.

to the question, I saw the answer above

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The universe is too apathetic to rape anybody.




if we perceive ourselves so important the the universe actually goes out of its way, just to piss us off, we are the one with that arrogant view about the noise in the forest.

There is too much entropy in the universe for it to hurt us. it just coasts. and us along for the ride.

Ongoing recurrence, like 'Groundhog Day', over and over again until we learn. Not the same way, but I do believe that we come back repeatedly and keep learning until we reach a higher plain. (plane?) (playne?)

I know it sure feels like being fucked over sometimes, if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. Ain't that what this is about, feeling like we are fucked over?



Peace 
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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9437546 - 12/15/08 03:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

The universe is more like coming to after a stupor and discovering that one is being penetrated, at which point one has to work out whether this is consensual, for mutual pleasure, or the result of a date-rape.

It's always behind you, you can never get a good glimpse at it, and it's never going to tell you. Since it never stops, you can only try to guide the shaft toward the pleasure spot, apply lubricant and enjoy it, though it inevitably hurts at times.

Maybe it's a vibrating dildo and you put in there yourself. Maybe it's your own shaft reaching around into your own anus.


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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: zannennagara]
    #9437739 - 12/15/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is :rofl2:


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: zannennagara]
    #9437747 - 12/15/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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zannennagara said:
The universe is more like coming to after a stupor and discovering that one is being penetrated, at which point one has to work out whether this is consensual, for mutual pleasure, or the result of a date-rape.

It's always behind you, you can never get a good glimpse at it, and it's never going to tell you. Since it never stops, you can only try to guide the shaft toward the pleasure spot, apply lubricant and enjoy it, though it inevitably hurts at times.

Maybe it's a vibrating dildo and you put in there yourself. Maybe it's your own shaft reaching around into your own anus.




I always wondered at what point pornography and philosophy mixed.  You, sir, have satisfied my curiosity.


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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: zannennagara]
    #9437779 - 12/15/08 03:55 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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zannennagara said:
The universe is more like coming to after a stupor and discovering that one is being penetrated, at which point one has to work out whether this is consensual, for mutual pleasure, or the result of a date-rape.

It's always behind you, you can never get a good glimpse at it, and it's never going to tell you. Since it never stops, you can only try to guide the shaft toward the pleasure spot, apply lubricant and enjoy it, though it inevitably hurts at times.

Maybe it's a vibrating dildo and you put in there yourself. Maybe it's your own shaft reaching around into your own anus.




QFT


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: zannennagara]
    #9437809 - 12/15/08 03:58 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

:smile: heh..

Its like a river/cock going through your soul/ass...

And if you decide dwell on the unpleasant/big fat cocks...
Then.. you get the experience of being anally penetrated..

The trick is IMO.. to let it flow through you..
And if you can manage to .. let it come in , drag what you need for learning, and then let it  go back to the infinite current.. Its stops being a cock up your ass..
Because you realize you were just slowing down yourself ... and the river :smile:
We rape ourselves a lot..
And anger and rebellion .. just makes it worse..

Think of it as actual rape.. If you cry , and scream.. the rapist just enjoys it more..
Thats why he is raping you in the first place..
Feeding off your fear and anguish to fulfill his own desire..
Maybe.. there is a lesson to be learned..
Thats all im trying to say..
Maybe people shouldnt leave there assholes gaping for everyone to see..
Some nasty people.. could get some nasty ideas..
And when the crucial part happens ..
And you see that it is not what you bargained for..
You can do many things..
Try to close up your ass .. - more pain
Lubrication -- less pain .. but you still have a cock up your ass..
Or..
Just open it up so much.. that even ten monster dicks couldnt harm you..
Keep it ever expanding..
No one likes a loose  asshole ..

:smile:


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They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Is the Universe fucking us? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9437823 - 12/15/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
I've had the thought occasionally the the Universe is fucking us over - raping us - till we can't take it anymore.





You're fucking yourself in the ass, I say we all have to take responsibilty and stop passing the buck!


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