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 BeastMaster
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Registered: 05/27/00
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 Re: Phrases 
#94106 - 06/29/00 02:17 PM (24 years, 2 months ago) |
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well one that came up while we were high came from my friend mike.........."Holy fuck, i'm fucking high"------------------
The Beast has arrived and he?s going to the fridge, stop him!!!
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"The Beast is here and he's going for the cake. Stop him!"
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BeastMaster
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Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 64
Loc: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
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well one that came up while we were high came from my friend mike.........."Holy fuck, i'm fucking high"------------------
The Beast has arrived and he?s going to the fridge, stop him!!!
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"The Beast is here and he's going for the cake. Stop him!"
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siwwygoff
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Registered: 06/24/00
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Last seen: 23 years, 2 days
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"wow, i understand tie dye now!"
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 Scratcher
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Registered: 01/05/00
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Loc: eH
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Last time I was baked, I looked at my friend and asked him this question: How many slack, black, fat backed quacks backs coulk you wax to he max, pack in a sack and stack on a rack in the Unabombers shack and then shoot some smack, smoke some crack, then go for a snack of one Big Mac costing 2 green backs (including tax). His answer was 'one' which I guess is right 'cause any more than that sounds like too much work. Write this down and ask it to your buddy the next time you're cooked and you'll have a good laugh.------------------
"Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves." [This message has been edited by Scratcher (edited June 30, 2000).]
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Anonymous
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while tripping "there is a fourth demension called the quadrosphere....this is where parallel lines meet...."
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Anonymous
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how about:It is terrible to die of thirst in the ocean. Do you have to salt your truth so heavily that it no longer quenches thirst? and... He who fights monsters should see to it in the process that he does not become a monster himself. And when you looks long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Someone email me if they have any other good ones. peace.
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Rational thought is interpretation according to a scheme which we cannot control.
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Trine
focs, the
Registered: 05/21/00
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ok.. this isn't exactly a phrase, but it's... very odd. and i don't know if i can explain it very well. when walking with a friend, synchronize your steps. you'll have to imagine the sound... i'll use 8 as a footstep cuz it just kinda looks like a shoe. dashes are silence.
so you're hearing '8---8---8---8---8', right? step, step, step, step, step?
yeah. now one of the people walking speeds up the steps so that three fit into less time than two of your normal steps. & can be your friend's seperate steps..
8---8---8---8&&-8
step, step, step(s,s,) step.
ok i don't know if you guys get that or whether you think i'm insane, but it's hilarious when you do it.
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Randolph_Carter
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Registered: 06/13/00
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Loc: Shroomery B-list.
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The toilet loves me.------------------
Randolph Carter "I accept. I will not retreat."
Look both ways before lighting the joint!
Thanks for flying the psychedelic skies, have a nice trip!
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"..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street." Gibson
Nuke baby seals for Jesus!
(This has been a +1 production.)
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Anonymous
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When said while music and the tv was on, the tv silent except for the snowy picture (ie- no connection) when changing the cd a shout of "hey wait, that song really goes with that fuzz"
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Anonymous
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Once heard by friends as I st alone in the other room while we were all trippin:"Wow, I can bend spoons just by using my mind!" ------------------
I once came to the shocking realization that I had TEN toes, not Ten toes. That was the happiest day of my life.
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shroomiez
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When asked by my friend what I was looking at on my first mushroom trip, I responded: "The floor. Its flowing."then later, while looking up at the stars in the night sky:
"The stars are chasing after each other!!" Good times.
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Anonymous
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does it taste like blood?
'cause blood tastes like metal
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Psycho
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I cant find my hand man.
Wheres my hand at man?
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i feel so good,i feel so numb
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Mud
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Holy crap Shortfink, I said those exact words a few days ago
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"Flying Dick"
I can't drive
And now my index finger
Shows up in my nose.
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Destroying Angel
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"I'm schmoozed."
"Schmagbangllllalaananngnggnnrnaaaashshllammmabbanglagg...(gurgle gurgle and so on)"
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Anonymous
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"because one of you guys left the cooler open, some poor bastard stole 5 bags of our ice out of the cooler and left us with nothing but piss-warm water. i freakin knew this would happen..."--actually said by one of my friends while tripping.
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poopyface jackson
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If porpoises didn't have a purpose, what purpose would they have?
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The Oswego Eclipse
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Friend: "Stupid Psycho, Panzy, Leviathan she beast, Fuck Face from hell.Me: "To who, and about what are you talking about?" Friend: This tree man. It stole my fucking wallet.
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Would you like to find out how Reginold seduced Lolita with a tub of Mayonaise?
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Anonymous
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"with persistance the paradigm shifts"
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Anonymous
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My friend and I were rolling (like logs) down a long grass hill. We'd roll down and run back up and roll down and run back up. Then as we'd run up we started rolling down before we got to the top of the hill because we got so excited to start rolling again. Somehow though, the trip was less fun when you hadn't been to the top... that's when I looked at my friend and he said what seemed to me to be the wisest remark I had ever heard, he said:"It's more fun coming down if you've been to the top." If that doesn't sum up the experience of shrooms I don't know what does! My $.02
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Anonymous
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I once tripped alone in my room with nothing but a pen, a notebook and a lava lamp. I 'scribbled' out the entire experience, filling the entire notebook.On one of the middle pages: "Ok, I'm back from melting... OH SH*T, MY HANDS ARE ON BACKWARDS!!!" ------------------
I once came to the shocking realization that I had TEN toes, not Ten toes. That was the happiest day of my life.
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Anonymous
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"Hold up, I'm feeding this ant a graham cracker."------------------
Maturity??? I'm Immune
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Anonymous
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that's a good saying huh Mud?------------------
"did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?"
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Anonymous
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"...and you, my friend, with the power of this new hat can be captain carrot."
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PhilosoPossum
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Loc: Toronto, Canada
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I once sneaked off and recorded my voice talking to myself (only one half of a conversation, with appropriate pauses) using my mini-voice recorder. Then I walked into the room with my friends and pressed "play"... then proceeded to have a conversation with the tape recorder.It was *hilarious*. My friends were very, very confused. 
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Anonymous
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once when my roommate was stoned he looked at my other roommate who was making hot dogs and said 'wow, jeff, you eat more hot dogs than an actual dog!' we never did find out what the hell he meant, but it was great stuff.
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leelu
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Registered: 10/12/99
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Loc: winnipeg + Georgia
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ha! murder monkey, that's funny shit.
damn, i tripped once and tried to record the whole thing, it was hard, cuz there were three of us there.
one time when i was tripping i had one of my good friends drive my car cuz i was havin hellacious hallucinations. She was all calmly driving along and suddenly i turn and stare at her like she's crazy and i'm like,"Who the hell are you, and why are you drving my car??"
blessed be------------------
i'm the one that's gonna have to die when it's my turn to die, so let me live my life...the way i want to -Jimi Hendrix
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
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magicpurplecow
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I feel like, sick, but not like sick, sick, but like half-sick; you know?
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If you see a purple cow, you're having a level four trip. If you become one, well, that's a level five.
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OverDOSEr
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Once me amd a couple homies got our other buddy really high. this guy used to smoke occasionally but hasn't smoked in years. He always says "I don't smoke that shit" one day he said fuck it and smoked a fatty with us. we got him so high he was crying from laffin so hard. we were all laffin about somethin and then that silence came up and we all stopped laffin and my buddy puts his palms over his eyes and shakes his head. we say hey man wats up. he looks up with a fat ass grin and says "ah man, I gotta start smokin this shit again" like he had a revelation or somethin!
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Anonymous
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this i said to my (now ex-) girlfriend while tripping on the third floor of her house: "wouldn't it be funny if you fell out of the window and died and i went downstairs and started poking you with the broken glass?"
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Anonymous
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THE OTHER DAY WHEN ME AND A FEW OTHER PEOPLE WERE TRIPPIN THIS KID WALKED OUT OF A STORE AND SAID "I KNOW YOU WERNT THERE BUT I SAW YOU ANYWAYS"
~RAINDROPS FALLEN ON MY NOSEEEE..
~RAINDROPS FALLEN ON MY TOESSS...
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Anonymous
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mine is "theres one!" and "Oh my God its Magic!!"
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Anonymous
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mine is "oh my GOd its a shroom!"
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Anonymous
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While on acid on time last year. We had a fire and where running around in the woods at night, we came back to the fire and one of my friends, with his jaw agape, and eyes wide opened, just yelled out..."I wanna kill a dead bunny" We still bring this up every weekend. ------------------
The colors, the peace, the feeling that nothing can go wrong, yup, this is good shit.
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flipSide
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Heh, I've got a couple:Me: "Man, there's a lot of unused space.. like, look at the corner of the room there, right where it meets the ceiling - I mean, when's the last time someone was in that space? huh?".. then a friend of mine stood on the top of the couch and put his head up into the corner. It was pretty funny :P Friend: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Playing with this box"
Friend: "Let me see it"
Me: "I dunno, you might not be able to do it. You gotta hold it like this and kinda stare at it for a bit"
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Anonymous
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so sometimes i put an 'iz' in words... like hizouse, schizool, gizitin' biznizzy wit da shiznit, that kinda shit. so tonight i was stoned and i had a job for xibalba to do, like a little chore, and i was like "do you know what your jiznob is?" and then i realized that sounded kinda bad...
how embarrassing...
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Anonymous
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lol
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Anonymous
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A few weeks ago, me and a couple of friends were really high sitting on this couch and it was about four in the morning and the top light was on and no one wanted to turn it off, so something to this effect happened.Me: "Holy shit, can you guys feel all the electricity flowing right through your eyes and pulsing through your head and around your brain and then swirling down your body and shooting out of your fingertips and toenails? Man, that kinda tiggles." My friends: "For the love of God, stop! You're fucking making me go insane! I'll turn off the damn light! Christ..."
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forty six and two
are just ahead of me
- maynard james keenan
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Anonymous
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"The world is, man, it just is"
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Anonymous
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Shit, this is one funny thread.I was really stoned once, and my friend put on a Bach cd. Me: "Guys... I know this might sound kinda weird, but this music is making my kneecaps hurt". "No, that doesn't sound weird... not at all." I know I must have more, but I gotta remember them. unfortunately, most of the really great ones I was too fucked to remember. ------------------
The truth hurts, doesn't it? Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
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doctor uggs
old hand
Registered: 08/11/00
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i was in some kids room at a party, and he had blacklights everywhere. tripping face, i grabbed a highlighter and wrote the following phrase on every wall:"in my fantasies i am control, in my reality i am everything but. yet i promise you this: i am davinci if you just let me show you" the significance of this i dont know, but the kid whose room it was seemed pissed and i left.
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you shot who in the what now...?
-jasper
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