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OfflineBeastMaster
journeyman

Registered: 05/28/00
Posts: 64
Loc: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
Last seen: 21 years, 6 months
Re: Phrases
    #94106 - 06/29/00 11:17 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

well one that came up while we were high came from my friend mike.........."Holy fuck, i'm fucking high"

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The Beast has arrived and he?s going to the fridge, stop him!!!



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"The Beast is here and he's going for the cake. Stop him!"


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OfflineBeastMaster
journeyman

Registered: 05/28/00
Posts: 64
Loc: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
Last seen: 21 years, 6 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94107 - 06/29/00 11:17 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

well one that came up while we were high came from my friend mike.........."Holy fuck, i'm fucking high"

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The Beast has arrived and he?s going to the fridge, stop him!!!



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"The Beast is here and he's going for the cake. Stop him!"


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Offlinesiwwygoff
addict
Registered: 06/25/00
Posts: 39
Last seen: 21 years, 17 days
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94108 - 06/30/00 09:26 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"wow, i understand tie dye now!"


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InvisibleScratcher
Stranger

Registered: 01/06/00
Posts: 2,323
Loc: eH
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94109 - 06/30/00 10:05 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Last time I was baked, I looked at my friend and asked him this question: How many slack, black, fat backed quacks backs coulk you wax to he max, pack in a sack and stack on a rack in the Unabombers shack and then shoot some smack, smoke some crack, then go for a snack of one Big Mac costing 2 green backs (including tax). His answer was 'one' which I guess is right 'cause any more than that sounds like too much work. Write this down and ask it to your buddy the next time you're cooked and you'll have a good laugh.

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"Let's just say I'm not getting the respect a cop killer deserves."

[This message has been edited by Scratcher (edited June 30, 2000).]



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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94110 - 07/01/00 11:23 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

while tripping "there is a fourth demension called the quadrosphere....this is where parallel lines meet...."


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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94111 - 07/07/00 09:57 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

how about:

It is terrible to die of thirst in the ocean. Do you have to salt your truth so heavily that it no longer quenches thirst?

and...

He who fights monsters should see to it in the process that he does not become a monster himself. And when you looks long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

Someone email me if they have any other good ones. peace.


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Rational thought is interpretation according to a scheme which we cannot control.



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OfflineTrine
focs, the

Registered: 05/22/00
Posts: 30
Last seen: 6 years, 1 month
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94112 - 07/10/00 09:25 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

ok.. this isn't exactly a phrase, but it's... very odd. and i don't know if i can explain it very well. when walking with a friend, synchronize your steps. you'll have to imagine the sound... i'll use 8 as a footstep cuz it just kinda looks like a shoe. dashes are silence.
so you're hearing '8---8---8---8---8', right? step, step, step, step, step?
yeah. now one of the people walking speeds up the steps so that three fit into less time than two of your normal steps. & can be your friend's seperate steps..
8---8---8---8&&-8
step, step, step(s,s,) step.
ok i don't know if you guys get that or whether you think i'm insane, but it's hilarious when you do it.


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:kodama:


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OfflineRandolph_Carter
НơĻ?ĢΉō

Registered: 06/14/00
Posts: 29,281
Loc: Shroomery B-list.
Last seen: 12 years, 4 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94113 - 07/14/00 05:53 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

The toilet loves me.

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Randolph Carter

"I accept. I will not retreat."
Look both ways before lighting the joint!
Thanks for flying the psychedelic skies, have a nice trip!



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"..all those molecules thrashing their kinky little tails, hot for destiny and the street."  Gibson


Nuke baby seals for Jesus!

(This has been a +1 production.)


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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94114 - 07/14/00 06:04 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

When said while music and the tv was on, the tv silent except for the snowy picture (ie- no connection) when changing the cd a shout of "hey wait, that song really goes with that fuzz"


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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94115 - 07/15/00 09:09 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Once heard by friends as I st alone in the other room while we were all trippin:

"Wow, I can bend spoons just by using my mind!"

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I once came to the shocking realization that I had TEN toes, not Ten toes. That was the happiest day of my life.



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Offlineshroomiez
newbie
Registered: 06/27/00
Posts: 10
Last seen: 21 years, 26 days
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94116 - 07/16/00 09:45 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

When asked by my friend what I was looking at on my first mushroom trip, I responded: "The floor. Its flowing."

then later, while looking up at the stars in the night sky:
"The stars are chasing after each other!!"

Good times.



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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94117 - 07/22/00 02:37 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

does it taste like blood?
'cause blood tastes like metal


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OfflinePsycho
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 07/22/00
Posts: 611
Last seen: 20 years, 5 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94118 - 07/22/00 11:14 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

I cant find my hand man.
Wheres my hand at man?


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i feel so good,i feel so numb


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OfflineMud
member

Registered: 04/06/00
Posts: 45
Last seen: 21 years, 1 month
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94119 - 07/22/00 11:10 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Holy crap Shortfink, I said those exact words a few days ago


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"Flying Dick"

I can't drive
And now my index finger
Shows up in my nose.




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OfflineDestroying Angel
enthusiast
Registered: 12/25/99
Posts: 194
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94120 - 07/24/00 02:57 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

"I'm schmoozed."


"Schmagbangllllalaananngnggnnrnaaaashshllammmabbanglagg...(gurgle gurgle and so on)"



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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94121 - 07/24/00 07:31 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

"because one of you guys left the cooler open, some poor bastard stole 5 bags of our ice out of the cooler and left us with nothing but piss-warm water. i freakin knew this would happen..."

--actually said by one of my friends while tripping.



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Offlinepoopyface jackson
Stranger
Registered: 11/07/98
Posts: 3
Last seen: 21 years, 5 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94122 - 07/24/00 07:51 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

If porpoises didn't have a purpose, what purpose would they have?


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OfflineThe Oswego Eclipse
old hand
Registered: 01/12/00
Posts: 197
Loc: Colorado
Last seen: 20 years, 7 months
Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94123 - 07/24/00 08:30 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Friend: "Stupid Psycho, Panzy, Leviathan she beast, Fuck Face from hell.

Me: "To who, and about what are you talking about?"

Friend: This tree man. It stole my fucking wallet.



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Would you like to find out how Reginold seduced Lolita with a tub of Mayonaise?


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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94124 - 07/24/00 09:45 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

"with persistance the paradigm shifts"


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Anonymous

Re: Phrases [Re: BeastMaster]
    #94125 - 07/25/00 12:44 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

My friend and I were rolling (like logs) down a long grass hill. We'd roll down and run back up and roll down and run back up. Then as we'd run up we started rolling down before we got to the top of the hill because we got so excited to start rolling again. Somehow though, the trip was less fun when you hadn't been to the top... that's when I looked at my friend and he said what seemed to me to be the wisest remark I had ever heard, he said:

"It's more fun coming down if you've been to the top."

If that doesn't sum up the experience of shrooms I don't know what does!

My $.02



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