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Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas
#9370791 - 12/05/08 07:24 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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A local club is having a Chronukah party/concert.....We'll be burning all night.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370811 - 12/05/08 07:36 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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for those who don't know what hanukah is... its a celebration for jews, they light up 8 or 9 candles, lift someone up in a chair and dance around while the kids drink wine, ive been to a hanukah and it really does pwn x-mas
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: lexmark]
#9370838 - 12/05/08 07:49 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hanukkah lamp, or incomplete pipe.....you decide.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370850 - 12/05/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think jews exist in the UK lol the whole culture is alien to me
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: sam420]
#9370856 - 12/05/08 07:56 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh, they're around.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: lexmark]
#9370861 - 12/05/08 07:57 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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lexmark said: for those who don't know what hanukah is... its a celebration for jews, they light up 8 or 9 candles, lift someone up in a chair and dance around while the kids drink wine, ive been to a hanukah and it really does pwn x-mas
I didn't know Chanukah was a place.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370862 - 12/05/08 07:57 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh shi
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: lexmark]
#9370864 - 12/05/08 07:58 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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lexmark said: for those who don't know what hanukah is... its a celebration for jews, they light up 8 or 9 candles, lift someone up in a chair and dance around while the kids drink wine, ive been to a hanukah and it really does pwn x-mas
they drink manischewitz
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: jewunit]
#9370868 - 12/05/08 07:59 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got after seeing it on the shelf because I heard about it in a nofx song, big mistake
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lexmark said: for those who don't know what hanukah is... its a celebration for jews, they light up 8 or 9 candles, lift someone up in a chair and dance around while the kids drink wine, ive been to a hanukah and it really does pwn x-mas
they drink manischewitz
Yeah, the lame ones.
Most just bust out the parve wine, and start dancing.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370894 - 12/05/08 08:06 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hahaha I have some Jewish friends, and I mess with them all the time...They know it's in good fun, but it can be entertaining.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370895 - 12/05/08 08:06 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have a dreidel here somewhere. Last year we got wasted and started playing that shit for like 2 bucks a spin
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: jewunit]
#9370916 - 12/05/08 08:16 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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jewunit said: I have a dreidel here somewhere. Last year we got wasted and started playing that shit for like 2 bucks a spin
Fuck that, its all about the chocolate coins.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370923 - 12/05/08 08:18 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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YES im celebrating chronuka from now on
fuck that santa shit that shit is soooo geyyy
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370925 - 12/05/08 08:19 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well we didn't have any laying around a fraternity house. Although one kid is really fuckin' Jewish, he probably had some.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370939 - 12/05/08 08:24 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
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lexmark said: for those who don't know what hanukah is... its a celebration for jews, they light up 8 or 9 candles, lift someone up in a chair and dance around while the kids drink wine, ive been to a hanukah and it really does pwn x-mas
they drink manischewitz
Yeah, the lame ones.
Most just bust out the parve wine, and start dancing.
Ein Simcha Ela BeBasar Veyayin!
I was joking I wouldn't really know what they drink nor do I care I just like the word and because it's mentioned in one of my favorite songs.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: anyone420]
#9370943 - 12/05/08 08:25 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats what I'm saying. Eat a bunch of fried food, laugh at drunk children, dance your ass off, and then loose all of your chocolate coins gambling....which you then of course steal back and eat.
Where would you rather be?
or
Throw in a bong, and you're set fo' life.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9370956 - 12/05/08 08:27 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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ahhhii like to partey
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9371427 - 12/05/08 10:27 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: A local club is having a Chronukah party/concert.....We'll be burning all night.
Ahhhhh shit, I just realized I'm looking at an old copy of the shpiel; the event was on Dec, 2nd.
They had free drafts with a 3 dollar cover at the door too.....I fucked up.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9371464 - 12/05/08 10:33 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said:
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blewmeanie said: A local club is having a Chronukah party/concert.....We'll be burning all night.
Ahhhhh shit, I just realized I'm looking at an old copy of the shpiel; the event was on Dec, 2nd.
They had free drafts with a 3 dollar cover at the door too.....I fucked up.
Haha the only person getting pwned in this thread, is you.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: gotcha420haha]
#9371700 - 12/05/08 11:15 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm still gonna be drunk as shit on wine eating potato cakes, and gambling with big tittyed Jewish girls. Sounds like win to me.
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9371747 - 12/05/08 11:24 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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i think its funny every year the jews are telling everyone about how Hanukkah is better than Christmas.... i wonder why that is?
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: AliceDee]
#9371791 - 12/05/08 11:30 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because for a month and a half were plagued by your terrible music, bad movies, ugly sweaters, and accusations of grinchness for not participating.
One side of my family celebrated Christmas, and the other Hanukkah.......Hanukkah dominates in every area.
Oh, and eggnog is fucking garbage.
EDIT: Ive been on hold for 15 min with sams listening to nonstop christmas music from every possible genre......fuck~~~!
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9372104 - 12/05/08 12:23 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been to two Hanukkah celebrations, helped make latkas (sp?) at the last one. I like how it's not overbearingly religious. The lady I lived with said that celebrating is fairly recent and that most Jews don't see it as a hardcore holiday. I guess it's to bring a sense of culture to the Jewish kids during Christmas time.
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All I have to say is this:
Kwanzaa, bitches!
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i think channukkah is cooler cuz it lasts so long and ur not celebrating the existence of a zombie either but all religion is waque but the celebrations r kewl
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372466 - 12/05/08 01:19 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Let's all get naked and dance in the woods on the solstice.
Then put hot hands on our balls, so they don't fall off.
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ima drop acid on the solstice
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372514 - 12/05/08 01:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can I has some?
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ill dose ya fo free if u cum visit muah
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372521 - 12/05/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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but all religion is waque but the celebrations r kewl
fa sho
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: blewmeanie]
#9372528 - 12/05/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think the only thing judism pwns is the international banking system
I'm not really religious, i just do the x mas thing because its socialy acceptable.
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thats classy
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372538 - 12/05/08 01:26 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're in Cali, right?
Not this winter, but I've got a good buddy who lives out there. I might come in the summer sometime. If I do we'll probably drop in you!
Where abouts you living?
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LA
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372758 - 12/05/08 01:57 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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The only jew I ever knew was a stoner alcoholic banker
NOW GIVE ME YOUR GOLD CHOCOLATE
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Re: Why Hanukkah pwns Christmas [Re: Coaster]
#9372783 - 12/05/08 02:00 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Good plan
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