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Ladies of the shroomery
#9366610 - 12/04/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is it really that bad giving a guy head?
I always hear girls talking about how bad it sux to have to give there boyfriend head, do most girls think this way?
My wife gladly turns the hoover on when i ask, she knows i would do the same for her.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366653 - 12/04/08 04:11 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe the girls are complaining about undue pressure to swallow or take a shot in the face rather than just giving head. Porno has given men some real unrealistic ideas about sex and their partner's perceived willingness. You might be able to clarify, though.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366659 - 12/04/08 04:11 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Somebody's a little "bi-curious." I've planted the seed of doubt!
this thread screams " HEY! I wear running shorts..."
kidding btw
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weiliiiiiii
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: anyone420]
#9366676 - 12/04/08 04:14 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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no im not bi curious i just always hear girls say that
but i do love the look of a sweaty man in bike shorts
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366701 - 12/04/08 04:17 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: Is it really that bad giving a guy head?
I always hear girls talking about how bad it sux to have to give there boyfriend head, do most girls think this way?
Keep your dick out of any woman that says this.
Don't like sucking dick? Cut your hair, buy a Subaru, and go chill at the dyke bar.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: jazzillion]
#9366710 - 12/04/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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IME it's not that unrealistic... then again, the trust and closeness you get in a relationship lets you drop many boundaries imposed by society... i know my girlfriend loves giving me head as much as i enjoy going down on her... and i know she gets a kick out of swallowing my load as much as i get a kick out of tasting her fluids...
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#9366712 - 12/04/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah im blessed because my wife really likes to do it, its all her friends that i always hear complain about it...there all single if that has anything to do with it.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366724 - 12/04/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: no im not bi curious i just always hear girls say that
but i do love the look of a sweaty man in bike shorts
you rang
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366736 - 12/04/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, its not really that bad. However, the only enjoyment I get out of it is knowing that my partner is enjoying himself.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#9366737 - 12/04/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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and i agree with kid orgo... the only girls i have ever heard saying they hated giving head were virgins who quickly changed their mind after a couple of sexual experiences...
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#9366747 - 12/04/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said:
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weiliiiiiii said: Is it really that bad giving a guy head?
I always hear girls talking about how bad it sux to have to give there boyfriend head, do most girls think this way?
Keep your dick out of any woman that says this.
Don't like sucking dick? Cut your hair, buy a Subaru, and go chill at the dyke bar.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: jazzillion]
#9366753 - 12/04/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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jazzillion said:
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weiliiiiiii said: no im not bi curious i just always hear girls say that
but i do love the look of a sweaty man in bike shorts
you rang
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: adrug]
#9366755 - 12/04/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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adrug said: No, its not really that bad. However, the only enjoyment I get out of it is knowing that my partner is enjoying himself.
hmmm that's weird... nothing gets me going like eating some pussy... i love it...
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: In(di)go]
#9366772 - 12/04/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ya, as long as its a nice clean pussy I love chowin. It's a big turn on seeing somebody squirm in pleasure like that.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: In(di)go]
#9366777 - 12/04/08 04:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I havn't had girls tell me they hate it, but I could tell they hated it due to the lack or skill/enthusiasm. Even the ones who were good at it and didn't mind doing it really have never seemed to enjoy it all that much. They just know it's expected and required.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: In(di)go]
#9366784 - 12/04/08 04:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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In(di)go said:
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adrug said: No, its not really that bad. However, the only enjoyment I get out of it is knowing that my partner is enjoying himself.
hmmm that's weird... nothing gets me going like eating some pussy... i love it...
me too i love to watch the wifey squirm
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ChiefThunderbong said: They just know it's expected and required.
Yep, exactly.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: adrug]
#9366819 - 12/04/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ask your wife is she wants another NAFTA.
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weiliiiiiii
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ChiefThunderbong said: I havn't had girls tell me they hate it, but I could tell they hated it due to the lack or skill/enthusiasm. Even the ones who were good at it and didn't mind doing it really have never seemed to enjoy it all that much. They just know it's expected and required.
yeah the worst is when shes not paying attention and she relaxes her jaw just a little bit and ya start to feel the teeth.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366836 - 12/04/08 04:34 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, the worst is when every time you show the slightest sign of enjoyment she pulls it out and points it away and asks if your going to cum.
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weiliiiiiii
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my wife likes to swallow, she says its part of her fitness routine
shes such a freak, shell be screaming for me to nut on her face girls crazy
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366872 - 12/04/08 04:38 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: my wife likes to swallow, she says its part of her fitness routine
shes such a freak, shell be screaming for me to nut on her face girls crazy
sounds like a keeper... just like mine
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9366874 - 12/04/08 04:38 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sometimes I prefer giving head more then I do getting fucked. It can be highly pleasurable to give pleasure to another. I enjoy giving head and I do it without expecting anything in return.
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ChiefThunderbong said: No, the worst is when every time you show the slightest sign of enjoyment she pulls it out and points it away and asks if your going to cum.
The worst is when you're getting head in a parking lot and somebody gets in the car next to you and the bitch gets startled and bites down.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: MOTH]
#9366995 - 12/04/08 04:54 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Sometimes I prefer giving head more then I do getting fucked. It can be highly pleasurable to give pleasure to another. I enjoy giving head and I do it without expecting anything in return.
Would you like to take a Florida vacation anytime soon.
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ChiefThunderbong said: Even the ones who were good at it and didn't mind doing it really have never seemed to enjoy it all that much. They just know it's expected and required.
I hate to break this to you, but you have never had REAL good head. I wouldn't feel bad, it's fucking uncommon.
What makes a REAL good blowjob is absolute shamelessness and enjoyment on the part of the giver.
A chick that doesn't really WANT to, won't do as good a job.
The good ones fucking love it.
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weiliiiiiii's got what I'm talking about. The only girl i've ever been with that was REAL good, was like "Cum all over me!" And I was like "Whoa, really? You'll get all messy"
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These rules also predict that MOTH probably sucks a mean dick.
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Edited by Kid_Orgo (12/04/08 05:16 PM)
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#9367218 - 12/04/08 05:31 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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of course it tastes bad u got all the fluids and moisture down there. so u know how to make it taste better? wash your parts more often and more throughly. this goes for both sexes.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Fearn]
#9367303 - 12/04/08 05:45 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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ive never smelled some stank poontang, dont wanna either
my shlong smells like roses
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9367673 - 12/04/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: Is it really that bad giving a guy head?
I always hear girls talking about how bad it sux to have to give there boyfriend head, do most girls think this way?
My wife gladly turns the hoover on when i ask, she knows i would do the same for her.
i know so many girls that love giving head and love the cock.
like this one girl i know would make out with guys then give em head and she didnt want anything in return tho shes kinda a dirty little whore that likes it rough. i never got head from her tho or will. nope
i personally love eating girls tho i dont do it as much as i would like cause i only do it if i really love a girl.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: MHbound]
#9367874 - 12/04/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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MHbound said: Ask your wife is she wants another NAFTA.
nutha afternoon fucking that ass
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9367950 - 12/04/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've met plenty of girls who love giving head. Doesn't mean they are good at it, but they like doing it.
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jvm
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ChiefThunderbong said: No, the worst is when every time you show the slightest sign of enjoyment she pulls it out and points it away and asks if your going to cum.
'BITCH IMMA TELL YOU WHEN IM CUMMIN'
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: Gumby]
#9367978 - 12/04/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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my wife is great at it, she might scrape it with her teeth sometimes but she cant help that, her jaw gets sore being opened so wide for so long.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9367989 - 12/04/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: my wife is great at it, she might scrape it with her teeth sometimes but she cant help that, her jaw gets sore being opened so wide for so long.
Mine has the same problem. What can i say.. I like getting head for a long time.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: AgingHippy]
#9368082 - 12/04/08 07:40 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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teefizzle said:
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MHbound said: Ask your wife is she wants another NAFTA.
nutha afternoon fucking that ass
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I knew someone would get it.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9368901 - 12/04/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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weiliiiiiii said: my wife is great at it, she might scrape it with her teeth sometimes but she cant help that, her jaw gets sore being opened so wide for so long.
omg my one friend uses her teeth and she knows how to do it right she gives amazing head.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: MOTH]
#9368959 - 12/04/08 09:42 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Sometimes I prefer giving head more then I do getting fucked. It can be highly pleasurable to give pleasure to another. I enjoy giving head and I do it without expecting anything in return.
I agree. I like to please people, it's pleasurable. If I didn't want to do it I wouldn't do it. I don't know why anyone would feel obligated. I think it's something quite personal though and only do it for people I really care about, or people who really really turn me on.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: thedudenj]
#9368962 - 12/04/08 09:43 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Am I the only one who sees this as a communication and reciprocity problem? You tell your lover what feels good and she tells you what you feels good and you 'hopefully' care enough about each other to do the things that make the other feel good.
I know it stinks sometimes but you be a man and satisfy your woman and she satisfies you (maybe sometimes she doesnt want your body fluid her throat), its not a one way street. Call me crazy but, live and learn and you will learn if youre even half way intelligent. Fucking pathetic.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: thedudenj]
#9368999 - 12/04/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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thedudenj said:
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weiliiiiiii said: my wife is great at it, she might scrape it with her teeth sometimes but she cant help that, her jaw gets sore being opened so wide for so long.
omg my one friend uses her teeth and she knows how to do it right she gives amazing head.
yeah sometimes it can feel good but sometimes her jaw is just really tired and when shes like that the teeth hurt.
I never cum from head, it feels so good i never want it to end but after a few minutes (10-15) ill man handle her and beat it up good, tenderize that meat nigga
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: weiliiiiiii]
#9369056 - 12/04/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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you on opiates? you try not to cum when you're getting head?
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: AgingHippy]
#9369093 - 12/04/08 10:06 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha, my ex just sent me a x-mas jingle text.
Its the Grinch getting head from a blond in a x-mas hat.
Theres a tune of jingle bell rock, but the words are a bit different.
...stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock..
God i wish that bitch wasnt crazy, gave great head, and loved it.
Awesome ass too, now i wish i had pics.
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: AgingHippy]
#9369209 - 12/04/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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omg my ex used to give me a blow job for an hour and i would see colours and trip from it. while at the same time it felt like being on opiates and i like i was cumming the whole time i never blew a load from it tho she would finish me off tho. thne i would feel really really good. it was totally DOPE
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Re: Ladies of the shroomery [Re: thedudenj]
#9369237 - 12/04/08 10:34 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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can you come suck my dick like thaT?
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