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InvisibleXlea321
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Bush seeks UN support
    #931520 - 10/04/02 11:49 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

UNITED NATIONS?In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday, President Bush called upon the international community to support his "U.S. Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.

"As a shining beacon of freedom and democracy, America has inspired the world," said Bush in his 25-minute address. "With its military might, it has kept the peace and bravely defended the unalienable [sic] rights of millions around the globe. In this spirit, I call upon the world's nations to support my proposal to give America unrestricted carte blanche to remove whatever leaders, plunder whatever resources, and impose whatever policies it deems necessary or expedient."

"Despite repeated American efforts to change the situation, Saddam Hussein defiantly continues his longtime policy of being the president of Iraq," Bush said. "The time has come for this man to step down, because we want him to."

http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html


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Offlineshianggu
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Xlea321]
    #931533 - 10/04/02 12:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Not related to what Bush is seeking from the UN, but

"According to top Bush Administration officials, if the measure is passed by the U.N.?and possibly if it is not?the U.S. would immediately launch invasions of Iraq, North Korea, and Cuba; establish oil-drilling operations in Siberia; install nuclear-missile silos in Mongolia along the Chinese border; make English the official language of the planet; detain thousands of Middle Eastern nationals currently in the U.S. on temporary visas; begin each day with a moment of worldwide prayer; and prohibit Japan and Germany from manufacturing automobiles."

http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html

Hmmm...damn, I'm gonna miss BMW's :tongue: 


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InvisibleFrog31337
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Xlea321]
    #931577 - 10/04/02 12:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Great, nice "Quotes." Great source for useful and truthful information. Does your post have a point?


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InvisibleEvolving
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Frog31337]
    #931582 - 10/04/02 12:30 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Here's something from their historical archives...



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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.


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InvisibleFrog31337
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Evolving]
    #931619 - 10/04/02 12:50 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sources close to the new government indicate that the poster of Mao may be planning a summit with a marble statue of Josef Stalin by year's end.  Some U.S. observers have speculated that a meeting between the Mao poster and newsreel footage of President Truman could happen as soon as the middle of next year.



HAHA!!  :grin: :grin: :grin:


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InvisibleXlea321
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Frog31337]
    #931889 - 10/04/02 02:44 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Does your post have a point?

Have you heard of something called humour?


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InvisibleFrog31337
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Re: Bush seeks UN support [Re: Xlea321]
    #932166 - 10/04/02 04:15 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

:grin:  Yeah.  I wasn't sure if you were taking that seriously or were joking.  Those quotes might not be what he actually said, but that might be what he was thinking!  :grin:


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