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 pachanoi
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 Just somthing funny 
#9291568 - 11/22/08 03:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I ran across this while looking up Robert Anton Wilson
http://www.rawilson.com/jokes.shtml
this is my favorite part
Dear President Bush:
The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: "Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by our government."
Any religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals, is a proposed Constitutional Amendment to codify marriage on biblical principles:
A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)
B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines, in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh10:30)
E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe. (Gen.38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)
BTW is Ann Coulter really a man??
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 koraks
Registered: 06/02/03
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 Re: Just somthing funny [Re: pachanoi]
#9291739 - 11/22/08 03:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit, one shoe. That's pretty steep, it is.
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supra
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Registered: 10/26/03
Posts: 6,446
Loc: TEXAS
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Re: Just somthing funny [Re: koraks]
#9291790 - 11/22/08 03:50 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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that one was pretty funny.
However, i think i will start using this
Quote:
C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
as part of my argument base against all the bible beaters around here that argue gay marriage is against their religion. Will be funny.
peace
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