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InvisibleChronicPride
Opening my boxof meows

Registered: 11/27/00
Posts: 304
Loc: Seoul, South Korea
Re: fav quote [Re: moosehead]
    #941562 - 10/08/02 03:33 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

One of my fave quoters is Randal from the movie, Clerks:

[Randal is on the phone at the video store when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, (to woman and daughter) what was that called again?


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At this stage of human evolution,the truth about the meaning of life is too unattainably simple for us to comprehend,as contemporary thought is too bogged down with the notion that the answer to the riddle is so elusively complex. - Tonya Harding.


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Anonymous

Re: fav quote [Re: moosehead]
    #941720 - 10/08/02 06:02 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"That which a man had rather were true he more readily believes."

Sir Francis Bacon Grease


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OfflineBruiser
Fuel Injected Suicide Machine

Registered: 04/17/02
Posts: 15,255
Loc: Hell
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Re: fav quote [Re: ]
    #941723 - 10/08/02 06:04 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"Tell that cunt to shut her mouth before I fuckstart her head!!" -Ryan Philipe (Way of the Gun)
I just chuckle every time I hear that
-Bruiser


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-I put the chrome to your dome


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Offlineatoning_unifex
bovine entity

Registered: 10/28/01
Posts: 168
Last seen: 15 years, 1 day
Re: fav quote [Re: Bruiser]
    #947456 - 10/09/02 11:01 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"the difference between drugs and alcohol---
i'd rather see something that wasnt there , than not see something that was"

i dont know who said it... but damn try contemplating it after 3 g of shrooms...


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" time is a drug.... too much will kill you"

......Ballad of Atoning Unifex.....

At the age of 30 something
he realised
he'd never ride
through london
in a black cab
with weird drugs
in his veins......


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Offlinemntlfngrs
The Art of Casterbation
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Registered: 07/18/02
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Last seen: 3 years, 28 days
Re: fav quote [Re: moosehead]
    #955414 - 10/12/02 06:13 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"Be all and you'll be to end all. Life can be a real ball. State of mind, Euphoria"
Anthrax lyric


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Be all and you'll be to end all


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OfflineMorgan LeFay
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Registered: 10/07/02
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Loc: Canada
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Re: fav quote [Re: mntlfngrs]
    #955434 - 10/12/02 06:29 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"Tell everyone that this show was sponsored by the letter M and the number 4:20"
-Trey Anastasio

Government is just another way of saying better than you
~Corey Taylor Stone Sour/Slipknot


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"Tell everyone that this show was sponsored by the letter M and the number 4:20"
~Trey Anastasio - Phish


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InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: fav quote [Re: Morgan LeFay]
    #955493 - 10/12/02 07:03 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

"The piano has been drinking, not me?"

--Tom Waits

"Well she's up against the register with an apron and a spatula,
Yesterday's deliveries, tickets for the bachelors
She's a moving violation from her conk down to her shoes,
Well, it's just an invitation to the blues?"


-- Also Mr. Waits


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OfflineBullfrog1
Discovery BeyondImagination

Registered: 07/03/02
Posts: 272
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: fav quote [Re: Papaver]
    #955618 - 10/12/02 08:27 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I totally disagree with everything you say but will defend with my own life, your right to say it.

-Voltaire-


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