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MOTH
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9243516 - 11/14/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Leary_Ban said: Yeah but cman, man - I gotta eat this stuff 4 or 5 times a week for however long it takes her to get to really know me. And we're not talking about gee, those labia are a bit larger than I've goten accustomed to here, we're talking about someone hit sasquatch in the mouth with a 2x4 and now sasquatch is smiling.
How well can the relationship go if I'm always a bit scared that she's going to want sex?
I'll try and get some pics tonight. I don't think she'll have a problem with it.... "Hey baby, can I get some cooter shots to post on the internet so I can decide if I can keep eating your garbage-disposal looking snatch or not?"
Haha, some pics would be nice.
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circularvortex
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: sam420]
#9243526 - 11/14/08 11:11 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction. For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder. Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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Tri High
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: sam420]
#9243528 - 11/14/08 11:12 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Break up with her.
I see the sheer lack of respect you have for this girl, and it would be in her best interest if she wouldn't see you any longer.
Break up with her, because you're an immature fellow.
Talk this kind of shit in real life about the girl you're seeing. Go ahead.
Your internet dick is too huge for your own good.
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Srirachi
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Tri High]
#9243554 - 11/14/08 11:18 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I was concerned about HER best interests, then who would be looking out for MINE?
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GetTheFuckOut
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9243560 - 11/14/08 11:19 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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dry smash that shit box
or trim them down some?
PICS
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Prisoner#1
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9243588 - 11/14/08 11:25 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Leary_Ban said:
Would you break up with a woman who is pretty awesome in most every way just because going down on her feels like french kissing a pug?
I was under the impression you were a dog lover
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GetTheFuckOut
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9243605 - 11/14/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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dry smash, her, shit box
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
#9243608 - 11/14/08 11:30 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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GTFO said: dry smash, her, shit box
QFMFT
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9243715 - 11/14/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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A pussy is a pussy, man. Also, I want Ratci's pussy pics.
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AmericanPsycho
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adjust said: A pussy is a pussy, man. Also, I want Ratci's pussy pics.
me too
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: AmericanPsycho]
#9243741 - 11/14/08 11:52 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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yea pics or GTFO
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Srirachi
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
#9244040 - 11/14/08 12:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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OK I got her to send me a pic:
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imagine
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9244065 - 11/14/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good god NO....
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magikgrl
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9244094 - 11/14/08 01:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seriously wtf is wrong with that, that....jesus wtf?!!!!
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Srirachi
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: magikgrl]
#9244107 - 11/14/08 01:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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And see, all these guys were saying "a hole is a hole is a hole."
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DragonChaser
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9244111 - 11/14/08 01:04 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dated a girl with flappy pussy lips once, and it was weird.
Her pussy wasn't very tight at the opening, but it got tighter as it went in. Whenever I pulled my wang out after cumming, it was in kind of a conical shape.
She hadn't been with a lot of guys, her pussy lips had always just been long.
I like pussies that are tight at the opening, but I wouldn't break up with her over it.
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mrbfrog
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: DragonChaser]
#9244146 - 11/14/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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that is amazing. That thing scares the shit out of me.
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Srirachi
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Prisoner#1]
#9244175 - 11/14/08 01:19 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pris said: I was under the impression you were a dog lover
I like ketchup and I also like ice cream. This does not mean I eat ketchup on my ice cream, however.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: Srirachi]
#9244195 - 11/14/08 01:32 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Leary_Ban said: we're talking about someone hit sasquatch in the mouth with a 2x4 and now sasquatch is smiling.
Run.. Run far away my friend. Nothing good will come of this.
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adrug
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Re: So I've been having a relationship with the most amazing woman- [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#9244200 - 11/14/08 01:34 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, if you're that bent out of shape about it, I doubt you'll ever be able to look past it.
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