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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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God is all powerful!
    #9152826 - 10/29/08 04:14 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene. After all, why would God stand for his representative on earth to speak lies? Therefore God must be in favor of the Pope and it would be impossible for the Pope to do wrong.

(BTW does that mean that God is in favor of the Hitler Youth?)

Catholic Bishops are assassinated in Central America because God must not like them. After all, why would God stand for his representatives to be detained, tortured and mutilated? Therefore God must be in favor of the gruesome murders of Catholic Bishops such as Father Oscar Romero in El Salvador.

This post must also be approved by God, otherwise he would stop me from making it. You can rest easy knowing what I say is the truth.

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Offlinemonkeywrench
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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9152868 - 10/29/08 05:02 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

dog is god backwards.... let that sink in for a while!!!:confused:


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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9152874 - 10/29/08 05:05 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

> The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene.

Why?

The Pope must be fallible, because only God is infallible, and God does not intervene.  After all, why would God take freewill away from his representative on earth?  Therefore God must be in favor of freewill and the Pope must be able to do wrong.


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Seuss]
    #9152875 - 10/29/08 05:06 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
> The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene.

Why?

The Pope must be fallible, because only God is infallible, and God does not intervene.  After all, why would God take freewill away from his representative on earth?  Therefore God must be in favor of freewill and the Pope must be able to do wrong.


  Or..... none of it is true at all..


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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9153819 - 10/29/08 11:43 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

adjust said:
The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene. After all, why would God stand for his representative on earth to speak lies? Therefore God must be in favor of the Pope and it would be impossible for the Pope to do wrong.

(BTW does that mean that God is in favor of the Hitler Youth?)


Catholic Bishops are assassinated in Central America because God must not like them. After all, why would God stand for his representatives to be detained, tortured and mutilated? Therefore God must be in favor of the gruesome murders of Catholic Bishops such as Father Oscar Romero in El Salvador.

This post must also be approved by God, otherwise he would stop me from making it. You can rest easy knowing what I say is the truth.




The trouble with your whole rant (if there is a God) you assume it thinks like you and has the same values. What would make you think this?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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OfflineGomp
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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9153827 - 10/29/08 11:44 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

God is God, much like Food is Food...

We all have our own taste..

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Gomp]
    #9153895 - 10/29/08 12:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

actually, the prophecies of Daniel and Revelation reveal that the Catholic Church is very likely the anti-Christ :shocked:


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: myriadeyes]
    #9153903 - 10/29/08 12:06 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I thought Bizarreochrist was the antichrist.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Icelander]
    #9153947 - 10/29/08 12:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

yeah him too :evil:


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9153989 - 10/29/08 12:24 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

adjust said:
The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene. After all, why would God stand for his representative on earth to speak lies? Therefore God must be in favor of the Pope and it would be impossible for the Pope to do wrong.

(BTW does that mean that God is in favor of the Hitler Youth?)

Catholic Bishops are assassinated in Central America because God must not like them. After all, why would God stand for his representatives to be detained, tortured and mutilated? Therefore God must be in favor of the gruesome murders of Catholic Bishops such as Father Oscar Romero in El Salvador.

This post must also be approved by God, otherwise he would stop me from making it. You can rest easy knowing what I say is the truth.




You're entire post is complete rubbish, and you are actually influenced by Satan, not God.

God didn't stop me from writing that, so it must also be true.


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9154084 - 10/29/08 12:47 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

adjust said:
The Pope must be infallible otherwise God would intervene. After all, why would God stand for his representative on earth to speak lies? Therefore God must be in favor of the Pope and it would be impossible for the Pope to do wrong.

(BTW does that mean that God is in favor of the Hitler Youth?)

Catholic Bishops are assassinated in Central America because God must not like them. After all, why would God stand for his representatives to be detained, tortured and mutilated? Therefore God must be in favor of the gruesome murders of Catholic Bishops such as Father Oscar Romero in El Salvador.

This post must also be approved by God, otherwise he would stop me from making it. You can rest easy knowing what I say is the truth.



The Man of Sin sits in the temple of God.  The Papacy has always been recognized as the Antichrist by Christians.  God has told us all about it in the scripture since He has ordained it to take place.

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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #9154840 - 10/29/08 03:55 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BrainChemistry said:
You're entire post is complete rubbish, and you are actually influenced by Satan, not God.

God didn't stop me from writing that, so it must also be true.




God, I Demand you strike this person with a Hammer!

That should work... If not, my entire argument is in danger.

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9155500 - 10/29/08 06:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

God... lol.


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #9155514 - 10/29/08 06:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

God doesn't mess with free will.  Otherwise you would cease to be entertaining.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Edit

W/O free will you would be a lot like George W. dancing on Dick Cheney's puppet strings, just a lot less funny.

Edited by Mr.Al (10/29/08 06:05 PM)

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Mr.Al]
    #9156101 - 10/29/08 07:56 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Raise your hand if you can speak for the almighty.  nobody likes a teacher's pet.


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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: monkeywrench]
    #9156156 - 10/29/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I am kinda shy about it...  But God and I eat food together.


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Dickhead]
    #9158040 - 10/30/08 04:54 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

god is a word.


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9158056 - 10/30/08 05:30 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

God is food


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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Dickhead]
    #9158413 - 10/30/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

.:.


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Edited by blewmeanie (01/23/10 12:27 PM)

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Re: God is all powerful! [Re: Gomp]
    #9160507 - 10/30/08 06:46 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gomp said:
God is God, much like Food is Food...




  True but both god and food are reduced to the same substance.  Hang on, I gotta flush my commode.:grin:


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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]

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