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monkeywrench
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Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers'
#9144172 - 10/27/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/27/ap/strange/main4550779.shtml
(AP) Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.
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travelleler
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: monkeywrench]
#9144229 - 10/27/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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if the agent was cute she would be more than welcome to seize MY 'chorizo' any time
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: monkeywrench]
#9144245 - 10/27/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chorizo is delicious but I wouldn't try to smuggle it in diapers across the border.
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monkeywrench
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: DeathCompany]
#9145489 - 10/27/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes customs agent I'd like to inconspicuously declare some shitty diapers. right.......
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: monkeywrench]
#9145912 - 10/28/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why didn't she just shove 'em up her cooter?
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: niteowl]
#9145920 - 10/28/08 12:11 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't quite get it.
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: WakeboardrB]
#9145926 - 10/28/08 12:12 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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drink more booze
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: monkeywrench]
#9145932 - 10/28/08 12:13 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, I certainly will feel safer knowing that all that illegal Mexican sausage is off the streets.
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: niteowl]
#9145974 - 10/28/08 12:22 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said: drink more booze
I AM!
It's not helping!
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monkeywrench
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: Le_Canard]
#9146147 - 10/28/08 01:07 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: Well, I certainly will feel safer knowing that all that illegal Mexican sausage is off the streets.
I know... she was just feet away from infesting our beautiful country with dirty Mexican and quite delicious food.
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: monkeywrench]
#9146351 - 10/28/08 01:59 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Spicy Pork Sausage Found In 'soiled Diapers' [Re: niteowl]
#9146647 - 10/28/08 03:47 AM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said: Why didn't she just shove 'em up her cooter?
It's really spicy.
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