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InvisibleaDoS
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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: zouden]
    #9134167 - 10/25/08 09:39 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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zouden said:
I think you should be president




me too

I am going to start my own political party....called...

People's Christian Opiated Republic.

We are going to take the White House in 2012!


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: aDoS]
    #9134346 - 10/25/08 10:09 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

For me I find it quite strange that Obama would automatically be disqualified from being an FBI field agent  (ala Ayers) but yet can run for prez......I dont know if I am to drunk at this point...but seems somewhat strange.


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Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: SirTripAlot]
    #9134496 - 10/25/08 10:40 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

its probably because he is a muslim


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: aDoS]
    #9134513 - 10/25/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I thought he was supposed to be an atheist :confused:. Dammit I can never get my propaganda right.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9134610 - 10/25/08 11:00 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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Virus_with_Shoes said:
I thought he was supposed to be an atheist :confused:. Dammit I can never get my propaganda right.




the fact that being christian is an unwritten requirement, and that being muslim or athiest would be a reason to not vote for a candidate, is really repugnant to me.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: aDoS]
    #9135136 - 10/26/08 12:43 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I really think having to have at least 4 years of military service should be required.





I think instead of elections they should have to have a
combat to the death, how will we know the president is
willing to push the button if he hasnt ripped a mans chest
open and eaten his heart

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9135148 - 10/26/08 12:45 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly Pris. Unless you have killed someone face to face you should be able to send no-one into war to and kill thousands for you.


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so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9135149 - 10/26/08 12:45 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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Virus_with_Shoes said:
Since the president will be presiding over agricultural policy it should be required that he was a farmer for at least 5 years. :wink:




since he'll be presiding over health care policy I think he
should also have terminal cancer, or at least a case of the crabs

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9135152 - 10/26/08 12:45 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Haha! Awesome.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9135158 - 10/26/08 12:47 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I'm willing to bet the old man can take obama :smirk:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9135170 - 10/26/08 12:49 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

You think so? I mean the old fucker claims he can't even type because it hurts too much. :lol:


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #9135178 - 10/26/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

old people have a few tricks up their sleeve, not to mention
the fact that the old coot has undergone years of torture,
what's obama suffered through, private school and basket ball

he'd be crying for his wife to take McCain down inside of a minute

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9135179 - 10/26/08 12:52 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: That old coot is gonna break his hip before the fight even begins.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #9135188 - 10/26/08 12:56 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
old people have a few tricks up their sleeve, not to mention
the fact that the old coot has undergone years of torture,
what's obama suffered through, private school and basket ball

he'd be crying for his wife to take McCain down inside of a minute




Possibly. I'm about 99.9% sure I could beat either one of their asses though. Maybe I should run?:grin:


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #9135196 - 10/26/08 12:58 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

racist... you just wanna beat up the black man

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #9135202 - 10/26/08 12:59 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

It'd get really interesting if it were a tag-team match with Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Also they'd all have to wear capes.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9135203 - 10/26/08 01:00 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

She could be a Nurse. Oh wait she already is for McCain, isn't she? :lol:


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: aDoS]
    #9135657 - 10/26/08 05:45 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

No.


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Re: Does anyone else think they need to change the requirements to be president? [Re: Ferris]
    #9135660 - 10/26/08 05:47 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I think perhaps someone should have to attain the rank of general before being able to become president.

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