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OfflineKilla_J
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Why is everyone a retard?
    #913253 - 09/27/02 09:36 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I have come to the conclusion that most, I'd say 99% of people who do shrooms know absolutely dick about it. I know a bunch of people who do shrooms, so since I had some, I was going to try and trip with them. Well, what do you know... every single person (and I literally mean every last one) believes :

A) You only eat the caps. Stems are worthless.
2) They all have stories about shroom hunting. They all involve getting "huge trashcans full" of shrooms.
D) Shrooms just love being heated, cooked, smoked, etc. Let's go boil some tea. Lets smoke the mofos.
17) Shrooms are toxic as hell, man. If there's any black stuff on the caps, it's strychnine or arsenic.

Now, I may not be a veteran psychnaut, but in my experience, every one of these things are dead wrong. First, to make a friend of mine happy, I gave him all caps, and I ate only stems. Tripped like crazy. Second, every shroom hunt I went on (don't do those anymore though, growing is much safer), we found a pisspoor amount of shrooms. Even when I went with people who shroom "all the fucking time". Third, I've tried shroom tea. While it did work, the amound of shrooms needed were at least four times what I would take normally. And last but not least, those are fucking spores on top! FUCK!

Thanks, had to get that off of my chest.


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #913266 - 09/27/02 09:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Haha! I feel your pain man, its astonishing how many people believe these things!

Its like, well I've heard it from so many people, it has to be right.... lol, ever hear of actually learning for yourself?



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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #913267 - 09/27/02 09:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of my friends think they know everything about mushrooms and most of it is sooo false. Little did they know i grew in stealth mode for almost 2 years(stopped no do to parania and people figuring out where the mushies where coming from). I would try and tell them the real deal. They thought i was stupid. THey would say caps are soo much more potent then the stems and what not... I printed out some info one time and they wouldnt even read it cuz they "knew" they where right. It really pisses me off some times.

More then people trying to tell me there are signs that say "think its dry now wait till xxxxx". Just cuz they cant score a bag at the time and someone told them this and then they take it up as afact and say they saw it.


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #913292 - 09/27/02 09:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My buddy thinks they will make you go brain-dead.....


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #913523 - 09/27/02 11:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Many of my friends know that they make your stomach bleed.


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #913562 - 09/27/02 11:46 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Way back when...they told me a glass of milk or an orgasm would end the trip IMMEDIATELY and you'd be stone cold sober.


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Thor]
    #913580 - 09/27/02 11:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

its the same as people on this site who still suggest that the veil has some relevance to the alkaloid production of cubensis fruits when there is no evidence to suggest it at all.
Or that differing sporeraces contain the same level of alkaloids when there are clear quantative alkaloid analysis references available to demonstrate otherwise


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Zen Peddler]
    #913663 - 09/28/02 12:18 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Those BASTARDS!  :tongue: 


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Discordja]
    #913716 - 09/28/02 12:35 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

its one of the great evils of our time


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #914103 - 09/28/02 03:37 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

im irritated when a friend tells me ( cause they now im tha herbalist and the shroomer ) do you know that ... and ... had smoked mushrooms and I usually say this means they dont understand from shrooms and they have wasted them, fools.After that I take a hit from the joint and pass it, until it comes my turn again :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #914508 - 09/28/02 11:28 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Good question. I have done research on every drug I've tried. I've spent hours in the library and I've even purchased a few (expensive) books for my personal collection. I'm not talking about bullshit, I'm talking about the freaking Audubon Society Guide to Mushrooms, and several books written by MD's & PhD's. STILL, I have friends that tell me these bullshit myths about drugs and when I try to tell them what's true, they look at me like I'm crazy. They're like, "Whatever, dude. I know what I'm talking about." They've usually gotten their (mis)information from some dumbass who just keeps perpetuating these myths. It really pisses me off, because I pride myself in being one who tries to be educated about what I put into my body, and still I get idiots trying to tell me myths are facts. My two favorite myths that I hear all the time are, "Acid has strychnine in it. You knew that, right? That's why your back hurts when you do it." and, "Ecstacy has herion in it. Yeah, 99% of the ecstacy you will find has herion in it. You knew that, right?"

UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!! RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: 420Girl]
    #914545 - 09/28/02 11:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Sigh, it is the scurge of the misinformed, and it is these people who will help the so called 'war on drugs' keep going.  They will help the tobacco companies to keep killing thousands of people each month and they will help the Government convince other un/mis informed people that all drugs are baaaaaaaaaad!

Sigh, it is a sad state when you have to spend the first hour of your trip convincing those around you that the truth is out there if they would just quit listening to the f**king assholes who don't know their head from a melon!

Sorry, got a little carried away, Good luck to you

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Re: Why is everyone a retard? *DELETED* [Re: SwondPooping]
    #926358 - 10/02/02 10:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: mdog]
    #926487 - 10/02/02 11:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, anyone who thinks pot seeds are manmade is the definition of a retard.



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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #926594 - 10/03/02 12:04 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

>Shrooms just love being heated, cooked, smoked, etc. Let's go boil some tea.

There?s nothing wrong with shroom tea. Psilocybin is not THAT heat sensitive.


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Killa_J]
    #926616 - 10/03/02 12:10 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

To be ignorant of your own ignorance proves your stupidity. I hear those stories all the time in my area. I convinced a few idiots that the best shrooms were grown upside down because the "poison" collects at the caps. They believed every word I said, except when I told them I was bullshitting. ... idiots....


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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: mdog]
    #926704 - 10/03/02 12:40 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Have you pointed out that even Jesus used Hemp Rope. I don't belive they were geneticaly engeineering seeds or anything else for that matter back then.

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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: Anno]
    #926818 - 10/03/02 01:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Kudos to Anno. I love shroom tea, it's the best way to shroom IMO.



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    #926913 - 10/03/02 01:49 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Why is everyone a retard? [Re: HappyLeftist]
    #927519 - 10/03/02 05:24 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

what's really bad is when the guy your talking to is 60 or 70 and he says, "now listen sonny, i've been around awhile and i really know what i'm talking about, but don't worry, you'll learn some day."
whatever. i talk to people for awhile before i shrooms witht hem and if i don't like the way they think. fuck 'em, more for me. :smirk: :smirk: 


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