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OfflineThe_Ghost
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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: duster]
    #9127167 - 10/24/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Beautiful Thread.


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #9127233 - 10/24/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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Im OCD. I have rituals for everything.
-I moisten the balls of my feet before I put on my socks.
-I lay my t-shirt over my pillow before I go to sleep.
-I have to turn off the further lightswitch before I can turn off the front one(if the front one is off, and the back one on, I have to turn them both on then turn the back one off and then the front one off)
- I must rewash even clean pans before using them
- have to eat every mushroom cap with its matching stem
- cant drink the last few drops of any drink
- in the shower I have to wash my arms first, then my torso, then back, then hair, then face, then groin, then rear, then lower legs in that exact order everytime.




There's nothing wrong with some of these...altough the light switch one seems a little out of ordinary.

It's called routine. Although I don't masterbate at every job (i've masterbated on deliveries too haha) I make it a point that everytime I have sex I keep my socks on. It's like a little inside joke with myself. I also have a routine in the shower.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #9127289 - 10/24/08 02:38 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

yes I have masterbated at work and I only work during the summers outside at a golf course :tongue:


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9127304 - 10/24/08 02:41 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever, don't listen to lexmark, everyone has their special little things. I find people with OCD quirks like yours charming, haha.

I've jerked it at many of my jobs.. not this one, cuz the bathroom is so dirty.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: Brugman]
    #9127313 - 10/24/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

NO socks during sex! LOL


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Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: imagine]
    #9127314 - 10/24/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

For some reason keeping socks on during sex bothers me.


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"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #9127316 - 10/24/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Seems to be a female thing thus far? I don't mind it...

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: Brugman]
    #9127331 - 10/24/08 02:46 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Could be, but it def bothers me too lol. Nakedness needs to be naked =)


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: magikgrl]
    #9127352 - 10/24/08 02:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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magikgrl said:
Could be, but it def bothers me too lol. Nakedness needs to be naked =)





Very well said.


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #9127355 - 10/24/08 02:51 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i like my socks on when im fucking during the winter months :thumbup:


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: magikgrl]
    #9127374 - 10/24/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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magikgrl said:
NO socks during sex! LOL




What's wrong with socks on!? It's sexy.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: duster]
    #9127381 - 10/24/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

at school sometimes, after doing well academically, haha


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: magikgrl]
    #9127428 - 10/24/08 03:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
Could be, but it def bothers me too lol. Nakedness needs to be naked =)




It bothers me now, ever since one girl called me a 'sock cad'


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #9127436 - 10/24/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold:

I think it is a female thing. Though my guy always takes his socks off too so I dunno. His body is far beyond too good looking to have socks on.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: magikgrl]
    #9127837 - 10/24/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I've never jerked it at work, but A friend I know when he is spending long days studying in the library will masturbate every few hours to keep up the productivity, good idea I say, never tried it myself though.

I did however, masturbate in the British Museum in London when I was 13 or 14.  I don't remember why really, I remember having a great time looking at all the ancient sculptures and artifacts, the nerd I am, but for some reason I found it necessary at the time to also masturbate in the bathroom stall.  Guess it makes for a good story now.


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This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and affection for a few persons nearest us.

Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole nature in its beauty.

Nobody is able to achieve this completely but striving for such achievement is, in itself, a part of the liberation and a foundation for inner security."

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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: magikgrl]
    #9127880 - 10/24/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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magikgrl said:
NO socks during sex! LOL



:lol: "You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business that's why they call it business socks."- Flight of the Conchords


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Re: Work + Masturbation? [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9128342 - 10/24/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

conditions are perfect
theres nothing on television
conditions are perfect
:lol:


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