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Incompl
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You need a wolf shirt
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moe.phan
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perfect. thank you.
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fliped
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: newby753]
#9124154 - 10/23/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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newby753 said: i have a girlfriend, and i'm pretty sure she'd bang me. but i'm not sure. how should i get her to do it with me. please don't flame me, i don't feel like getting flamed right now. it's totally retarded that i'm asking this but still, PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!!!
I just read this whole post. Some grade A entertainment... Anyways I found when i was first getin into hookin up with my first girl it is best to just be straight up about. Just talk to her about it. I am sure she is just as interested in it as you are even though it might not seem like it to you. Just get it out there and if you are both cool with it you want have all that akwardness that comes along with it sometimes. Just remeber confidence and being comfortable is key!
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upinthetrees
.Ease through your Mind.
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: misos]
#9124408 - 10/23/08 11:17 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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misos said: A sure fire way would be to get drunk, as fuck,...
ahaha good rhyme, those are fun nights.
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fliped
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upinthetrees said:
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misos said: A sure fire way would be to get drunk, as fuck,...
ahaha good rhyme, those are fun nights.
That rhymes?
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niteowl
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: fliped]
#9124459 - 10/23/08 11:27 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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No not really
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Rebirtha
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: niteowl]
#9124504 - 10/23/08 11:41 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just wanted to be part of a thread this awesome
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igwna
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: Rebirtha]
#9124565 - 10/23/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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me too.
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kramedit
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: niteowl]
#9124686 - 10/24/08 12:33 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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don't ask me I'm married....
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: magikgrl]
#9124711 - 10/24/08 12:41 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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magikgrl said: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say if he doesn't know if his gf is a virgin or not...chances are he won't know how to use a condom
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BEEP
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newby753
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Lndrydusting said: Ok two things no one has asked yet...
Are you a virgin and how long have you two been dating?
Assuming you have been dating a while and you are a virgin (because honestly if you weren't I doubt you'd be asking this question since chances are you've found out whats worked before if you're not), the easiest thing to do is just what someone suggested before... start making out and just go from there. If you start doing the feel up and she isn't having it, then the answer is no.
Asking for it is just asking to get shut down. You might as well tell her you love her and then say lets have sex if youre going to ask! If she really is obsessed like you say then that might just seal the deal for you. But again honestly man don't say it if you don't mean it because after you utter the "L" word youre fucking hers!
yah i'm a virgin, and i don't wanna get her drunk. i only wanna do it if she wants to. yesterday i asked her what she wanted for her bday and she said i should surprise her, so i said "how bout my virginity". so she says "i don't know if that's such a good idea". but i think i'll get to nail her in the near future.
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Srirachi
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: newby753]
#9126792 - 10/24/08 12:53 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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newby753 said: PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!!!
That is NOT a good pickup line.
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Entropymancer
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: newby753]
#9126820 - 10/24/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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newby753 said: yesterday i asked her what she wanted for her bday and she said i should surprise her, so i said "how bout my virginity"
Smooth...
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Bridgeburner
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this thread needs more tom green
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newby753
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x2and2makes5 said: dude
I'm 19. Makes me kinda embarrassed for my entire..well...age group. God damn man, we're young! Have the fucking reason and perspective to see that there is much to learn, understand and respect the fact that you know very little. Being a smart ass all the time is pointless. Blah!
Using alcohol to get laid = not cool. Especially if this chick is a virgin. I could be mistaken, but losing your virginity is a pretty fucking important thing to some (see: alot) of people. So you have 2 options.
1. communicate like a human being. Why are people so incapable of communicating about shit like this? 2. Be a slimy bastard and say/do whatever it takes to get laid
"bangin lots of chicks" is not some measure of your worth my friend. I've been with one girl. We communicated, took our time, and eventually had sex. And it was a great thing! I wouldn't trade it for "bangin" a thousand chicks. Your macho arrogant attitude really irks me.
You sound like an idiot. Someday you'll realize that you always sounded like an idiot.
i hate my fellow youth
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that's the same way i look at it. if i have sex with someone i want it to be something i'm gonna remember. and i'm also ashamed of most other folks my age.
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nonwo
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: misos]
#9126869 - 10/24/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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just pull ur cock out
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newby753
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: Hendostan]
#9126923 - 10/24/08 01:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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weefunker your a complete dumbass, most of the things they were saying were to me. i'm definatly not 14, but when i WAS 14 i was probably more mature than most 19 yr olds.
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Cowgold
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: newby753]
#9126943 - 10/24/08 01:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just start kissing her and move your hands around until her clothes are on the floor. It's a pretty solid method.
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imagine
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Re: I WANT SEX!!!! [Re: Newbie]
#9127246 - 10/24/08 02:30 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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this thread made me feel dumb.
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