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InvisibleSmack31
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jokes...
    #912028 - 09/27/02 12:37 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help
me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I
dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night I dreamed I was an Alpha Romeo. 
Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"
"Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body experience."



What's the best thing about having Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.

What do ya call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A self-cleaning coven.

How many Witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you want it changed into?

How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

:grin:

   


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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #912181 - 09/27/02 01:48 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I will have you banned.


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:


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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #912199 - 09/27/02 01:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:


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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #912289 - 09/27/02 02:36 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachments.



A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" A little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."



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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #912312 - 09/27/02 02:48 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Re: jokes... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #912313 - 09/27/02 02:49 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

In reply to:

I will have you banned


man! that statement along with your new avatar... priceless


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Edited by Lozt Soul (09/27/02 03:41 PM)


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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #912365 - 09/27/02 03:39 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

pinky


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Re: jokes... [Re: Phred]
    #912505 - 09/27/02 04:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

ha ha, holy shit those are good.


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Re: jokes... [Re: Smack31]
    #913144 - 09/27/02 08:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

There are two gay guys riding in the back of a taxi cab. Out of nowhere, one of the guys lets out a big, fat, juicy fart. His gay friend chuckles and lets one rip with an equal magnitude. Then the taxi driver, wanting to get a laugh too, squeezes out a thin, high-pitched sounding fart. The two gay guys look at each other and say at the same time "he must be a virgin"  :blush: 


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