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i need a girl
    #9119690 - 10/23/08 02:29 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

some one that will experience shit with me and love me and listen to me. goin from sex everyday for 10 months to not getting any in the past month and a half sucks

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Re: i need a girl [Re: blah818]
    #9119702 - 10/23/08 02:35 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

u said it


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Re: i need a girl [Re: blah818]
    #9119725 - 10/23/08 02:47 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

yeah dude, finding people to experience shit with is hard.................


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119730 - 10/23/08 02:49 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

[P. Diddy]
Yeah, c'mon
I need a.. I want a.
[Usher]
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine all mine
I need a girl in my life

[P. Diddy]
Yo, I'm internationally known on the microphone
I got it all, but I really need a wife at home
I don't really like the zone, never spend the night alone
I got a few, you would like to bone
But, chicks that romance me, don't tickle my fancy
Bonin Tiffany, Nancy; that's not what my plans be
need a girl that could stand me, raise me a family
Go to trips to the Lancy, trips to the Grammy's cause
Most of these girls be confusing me
I don't know if they really love me or they using me
maybe is the money, or maybe you ain't used to me
Cause you was depressed and now you abusing me
That's why I need me a girl to be true to me
Know bout the game, and know how it do to me
Without a girl on my side, shit wuld ruin me
Forget the world, it's just you and me

[P. Diddy & Usher]
Now let's ride...

[Chorus: Usher]
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

[Loon]
Yo, I done had a lot of women in my lifetime
But see it's not a lot of women that got the right mind
I done had pretty chicks with all the right features
And hoodrat chicks that only rock sneakers
Cell phones and beepers, and know how to treat ya
You break her heart, she'll walk out and leave ya
I find a girl, I'ma keep her
Cus now I'm getting money and the game getting deeper
you want some real shit, I need somebody I can chill with
I need somebody I can build with
I need somebody I can hold tight
With the time and no full limits, snow white
Anytime we together feels so right
You the girl I been looking for my whole life
God bless me, I'm glad I got the insight
because of you girl, now I understand life

[Loon & Usher]
I need a girl...

[Chorus: Usher]
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life

[P. Diddy]
I had a girl that would've died for me
Didn´t appreciate her so I made her cry for me
Every night she had tears in her eyes for me
Caught a case, shorty took the whole ride for me
At first we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers
Now you gone, can't love you like I really wanna
But every time I think about your pretty smile
And how we used to drive the whole city wild
Damn I wish you woulda had my child
A pretty little girl wit Diddy's style
This shit is wild
All the days that I reminisce
About the way I use to kiss them pretty lips
But as long as you happy, I'ma tell you this
I love you girl and you're the one that I will always miss
I love you, yeah

[Chorus: Usher]
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine all mine
I need a girl in my life
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to be my wife
Nobody else cuz she's all mine
I need a girl in my life
(Chorus 4 times)


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119731 - 10/23/08 02:49 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

No one "needs" a girl. Girls dont like needy guys anyway. Be with someone because you like them, not because you are desperate to be with someone.

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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119732 - 10/23/08 02:50 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crasher said:
yeah dude, finding people to experience shit with is hard.................



i found a girl who smoked weed in HS but didnt when i met her
and now shes a full blown psychonaught
:discorex:


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Re: i need a girl [Re: RickJames]
    #9119733 - 10/23/08 02:50 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck, that song spoke to my soul dawg.


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119734 - 10/23/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Absolutely!


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: i need a girl [Re: Coaster]
    #9119735 - 10/23/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

Crasher said:
yeah dude, finding people to experience shit with is hard.................



i found a girl who smoked weed in HS but didnt when i met her
and now shes a full blown psychonaught
:discorex:




My old lady loves the herb and is always eagerly awaiting a fresh crop of cubes.


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119741 - 10/23/08 02:54 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crasher said:
yeah dude, finding people to experience shit with is hard.................




yeah and the worst part is all the people i hang out with snort xzanx and roxy and do stupid shit and i dont wanna be around that and another thing that makes it hard to find a girl is that i work mon-friday 5pm-3:30am i just want a chilled out smart working independent girl that does the occasinal mushrooms or acid or extacy i dont think there is such a girl lol

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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119742 - 10/23/08 02:55 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crasher said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

Crasher said:
yeah dude, finding people to experience shit with is hard.................



i found a girl who smoked weed in HS but didnt when i met her
and now shes a full blown psychonaught
:discorex:




My old lady loves the herb and is always eagerly awaiting a fresh dick in her mouth.




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Re: i need a girl [Re: Coaster]
    #9119746 - 10/23/08 02:56 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

That too, thanks for reminding me about the epic BJ i'm going to get tonight.


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119749 - 10/23/08 02:57 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

hahahahahaha >:)


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paradis what the fuck is up you phony fuck

She's a freak I'm a geek take a poll G, who got a chance to get in them panties and wax some fannies

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Re: i need a girl [Re: RickJames]
    #9119757 - 10/23/08 03:03 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

honestly i dont think there is such thing as a perfect girl so its just like you gotta choose what attributes are more important than others but the thing is i have no one to chose from and i've learned from my last relationship that if you give your girl the world she's just gonna shit on you and take it and run i dunno if i can ever trust another girl i just want some one that i can hold onto and tell shit to

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Re: i need a girl [Re: blah818]
    #9119761 - 10/23/08 03:05 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

i've learned from my last relationship that if you give your girl the world she's just gonna shit on you




Usually you have to pay extra for this. :glittershitz:


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Crasher]
    #9119764 - 10/23/08 03:07 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crasher said:
That too, thanks for reminding me about the epic BJ i'm going to get tonight.



its not epic unless
ur driving
frying
rollin
shroomin
or somewhere in public


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Coaster]
    #9119769 - 10/23/08 03:11 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Stay with a girl long enough to teach her what you like and eventually every BJ is epic. :crazy2:


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Coaster]
    #9119783 - 10/23/08 03:21 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

Crasher said:
That too, thanks for reminding me about the epic BJ i'm going to get tonight.



its not epic unless
ur driving
frying
rollin
shroomin
or somewhere in public



What if you are geting one while driving, frying, shrooming AND rollin IN public(such as driving bumper to bumper in busy traffic in a city with plenty of people on the sidewalks)

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Re: i need a girl [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9119785 - 10/23/08 03:23 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

lol once i got road head while rollin
i guarantee it was epiK as fuK
i jizzed light beams


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Re: i need a girl [Re: Coaster]
    #9119786 - 10/23/08 03:24 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

One of the only two times I ever rolled I drove and I started to see a white light and I had to pull over so I could enter the white light.

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