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InvisibleLeftyBurnz
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get yer buttplug!!
    #9116002 - 10/22/08 02:28 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

baby jesus butt plug!  get yer baby jesus butt plug here!






:lol:


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116010 - 10/22/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Haha I don't believe in God but that's sinful.

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: Brugman]
    #9116081 - 10/22/08 02:43 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
Haha I don't believe in God but that's sinful.




then the second statement is negated by the first, thereby creating an oxymoron.  :smile:


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116107 - 10/22/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

If it comes with the Deluxe Jesus Action Figure complete with bread and fish accessories, along with a pancake with an image of the virgin Mary, then I'll consider considering purchasing it.


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: SvampViking]
    #9116148 - 10/22/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

BUUTTT WAAIIIIITTTTTT, THERES MORE!!

purchase within the next 15 minutes and youll also recieve this stylish 100% accurate painting of jesus!  just the way he was 2000 years ago, white and bearded!



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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116183 - 10/22/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I'M SOLD!  I'll take twenty!


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116190 - 10/22/08 03:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I really don't understand blind faith.  If I'm interested in something I like to learn about it.  I seriously don't get it.  Arghh


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: sam420]
    #9116236 - 10/22/08 03:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think the people who subscribe to blind faith understand it either, that's what keeps them believing in it.


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: SvampViking]
    #9116250 - 10/22/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

When you bring up something like dinosaurs or that Jesus was probably black a little switch in their head clicks, and they just stop hearing and thinking and get all flustered and then forget about the whole thing five minutes later.  It's creepy


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: sam420]
    #9116261 - 10/22/08 03:20 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

everyone in the middel east was white!!:cool:
is it really called baby jesus butt plug


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: nonwo]
    #9116273 - 10/22/08 03:22 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

jesus looked more like OBD than the lead singer of nickel bag


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: nonwo]
    #9116287 - 10/22/08 03:24 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Baby I gotcha money don't ya worry, I said hey


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: SvampViking]
    #9116292 - 10/22/08 03:24 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SvampViking said:
I don't think the people who subscribe to blind faith understand it either, that's what keeps them believing in it.




DING DING DING!


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: nonwo]
    #9116302 - 10/22/08 03:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nonwo said:
everyone in the middel east was white!!:cool:
is it really called baby jesus butt plug




lol it really is.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116323 - 10/22/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

whaa? haha


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116325 - 10/22/08 03:29 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

wow thats top notch funny


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116331 - 10/22/08 03:31 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Thats funny man,
but
what I'm wondering is
why were you looking at butt plugs  ?:fatman:

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: Ego Death]
    #9116346 - 10/22/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

who doesnt type jesus buttplug into google once n a while?


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: Ego Death]
    #9116348 - 10/22/08 03:33 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

top 10 strangest sex toys came up on my stumble search.    :tinfoil:


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116354 - 10/22/08 03:34 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

was that #1


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: nonwo]
    #9116368 - 10/22/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

no. hold on, ill find the whole page. you guys are going to laugh, or maybe twist your head in dismay.....  or something. lol


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116387 - 10/22/08 03:40 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116403 - 10/22/08 03:42 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

So that's where I saw that thing.  Cracked kicks ass.  Look for some of their political poster contests, those are priceless.


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116404 - 10/22/08 03:42 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

:rotfl:Area 51 love doll!

The aliens are cumming

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116407 - 10/22/08 03:42 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

#4 #1 are are tie for funniest to me


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116425 - 10/22/08 03:45 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Doggy sex doll
oh man :crazy2::rotfl:

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: Ego Death]
    #9116434 - 10/22/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

#1 they just glued a mustash onto a regular one :rofl2:
why is thier a free willie dildo
as 4 the pig tail ive seen pony tail plugs


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: nonwo]
    #9116437 - 10/22/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

DILDO GAS MASK
:puke:

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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: Ego Death]
    #9116452 - 10/22/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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DILDO GAS MASK
:puke:



i think it has a tube in it for smelling anal play
looks like the 101 airborn invented it for iraq pow's


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116458 - 10/22/08 03:50 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

and the top 15 most un-appealing porno titles.    :rofl2:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html


#1  Dirt Pipe Milkshakes



Here's a phrase that can be anything from "clever menu item at Dairy Queen" to "HOLY SHIT I WISH I NEVER KNEW SUCH A THING EXISTED I'M GOING TO BE SICK." If you're not sure what a "Dirt Pipe Milkshake" is in the porn world, you can Google it. Or better yet, don't, and you'll still be able to enjoy dinner this evening.

If you enjoyed this, be sure to check out our investigative report, An Experiment in Nudity: Top 10 Female Names on Google.


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Re: get yer buttplug!! [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116478 - 10/22/08 03:52 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Edward Penishands lol


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