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mofo
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Palin As President
#9101080 - 10/19/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I saw this on another forum, so I don't know if its been posted here, but in case it hasn't, here it is. Pretty funny.
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
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robbyberto
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Re: Palin As President [Re: mofo]
#9101104 - 10/19/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I downloaded the Palin porno. It was ok.
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Re: Palin As President [Re: robbyberto]
#9101106 - 10/19/08 06:25 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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she would control the world with her pussy.
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Re: Palin As President [Re: mofo]
#9101163 - 10/19/08 06:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I talked to my mom about politics for the first time in awhile the other day. She said she thought that Palin was a very bright and capable lady, and Obama is a terrorist.
I was appalled.
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aDoS
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Well Palin is a good Christian and Obama is not so I would rather have Palin as president over Obama if it came down to it. We do not really need a racially handicapped muslim running this country.
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mofo
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obama, osama...its an honest mistake
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circularvortex
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Re: Palin As President [Re: aDoS]
#9101172 - 10/19/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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You say some of the stupidest shit sometimes.
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aDoS
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Well I believe in God and I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I would rather have someone running this country who has done the same.
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Quote:
circularvortex said: You say some of the stupidest shit sometimes.
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aDoS
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why did you reply to yourself?
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Re: Palin As President [Re: aDoS]
#9101202 - 10/19/08 06:45 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't make me do it again.
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Remember when the last guy who had Hussein in his name was a leader of a country? Not so good. I can't take that risk.
My logic is infallible, don't test it.
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Re: Palin As President [Re: aDoS]
#9101552 - 10/19/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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aDoS said: Well I believe in God and I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I would rather have someone running this country who has done the same.
This country needs less religion in its government. Government is supposed to be separate from religion.
I'm assuming you are one of those hardcore Christians that think people can't have morals unless they believe in a book of poorly jumbled scriptures called the Bible, eh?
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Re: Palin As President [Re: robbyberto]
#9101558 - 10/19/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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robbyberto said: I downloaded the Palin porno. It was ok.
http://rapidshare.com/files/154968010/WNP_SC1.rar
PASSWORD - pornstartime.net
Edited by Tangerines (10/19/08 08:25 PM)
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Quote:
DotsInSpace said: Remember when the last guy who had Hussein in his name was a leader of a country? Not so good. I can't take that risk.
My logic is infallible, don't test it.
Remember the last time we had a president named Bush? Well do you? I seem to recall we went to war with Iraq during his presidency. Now we have another Bush and what do you know? Another war with Iraq except this time it was full on.
I bet you didn't think of that back when the current Bush was running for presidency.
If a guy named John robbed you at gunpoint would you be wary of all people named John?
Your logic is
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Re: Palin As President [Re: Tangerines]
#9101573 - 10/19/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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WTF! I thought robbyberto was joking!
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mofo
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besides that, I'm christian, but I don't regard simply being christian as any kind of qualifier. I know christians who I wouldn't trust to watch my dog while I skip out for tacos, much less run the country.
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Re: Palin As President *DELETED* [Re: Tangerines]
#9101596 - 10/19/08 08:06 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Palin As President [Re: maudlin]
#9101602 - 10/19/08 08:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think the misspelling was on purpose.
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mofo
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Re: Palin As President [Re: maudlin]
#9101607 - 10/19/08 08:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude, please don't post porn in the pub. some of us don't like that shit.
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