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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Synthetic Urine
    #9083833 - 10/15/08 09:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Question,

Any of you used synthetic urine such as this http://best4drugtest.com/product_quick-fix-synthetic-urine-p1939.html

?

Upcoming drug test since I'm job hunting and I'm taking precautions now so I don't freak out the day before like a moron.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: magikgrl]
    #9083911 - 10/15/08 09:32 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously, no one has used fake piss...?


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: magikgrl]
    #9085161 - 10/16/08 03:39 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I had a friend that used sythetic urine to pass a drug test at Home Depot. He had no probs at all....I forget what brand he had.

But i have been wondering the same thing because i may have to use some soon and wanted to hear some more results from other people.


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: openmind]
    #9085190 - 10/16/08 04:35 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

figure i'll go with synthetic for my next test.  last time i had short notice, one day to be exact, and had no access to anything besides Zydot.  i promptly failed and faced a little bit of embarrassment.

folks keep telling me synthetic is the best way, but i would like to read some more opinions as well.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hilltop hiker]
    #9085263 - 10/16/08 05:45 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

What about Hormones and bilirubin levels? I know over here in the UK they test both these if the sample is suspect to see if it's from a woman (oestrogen) if it's a guy whos taking the test.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Waxing Gibbous]
    #9085271 - 10/16/08 05:53 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I would just get pee from a clean friend thats what every one does around here


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Waxing Gibbous]
    #9085289 - 10/16/08 06:10 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Waxing Gibbous said:
What about Hormones and bilirubin levels? I know over here in the UK they test both these if the sample is suspect to see if it's from a woman (oestrogen) if it's a guy whos taking the test.




interesting

would have never considered that, but it makes sense.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: fee]
    #9085294 - 10/16/08 06:14 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I would just get pee from a clean friend thats what every one does around here




my buddy got some from his dad about a month ago to pass a piss test to work for his uncle's company.  was going to be a real nice oppurtunity.  well, he goes to his dad for piss, who is usually clean.  the thing turned up with traces of cannabis and cocaine. my buddy took the fall to the uncle so he wouldn't be pissed at his brother.  still causing some tension, no doubt.

i guess the moral of the story is make sure they are absolutely 100% positive they are clean.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: hilltop hiker]
    #9085584 - 10/16/08 08:57 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Just use a friends urine, it's free and a lot more reliable in my opinion. Make sure they are clean, and if they take meds you might want to find out which ones because some meds cause a false positive. I recently passed a urine test using my friends piss.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: straightedgeLOL]
    #9085613 - 10/16/08 09:08 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

My friend has used it several times with no problems. You just have to make sure it's the right temperature - there's usually a temperature strip on the side and a heating pad that comes with it. The only problem is it's ridiculously expensive. However, there's dirt-cheap POWDER that you dissolve into water or something, a much cheaper alternative but not as convenient... plus I wouldn't feel as assured that I was doing it right. With the liquid you can just tape it to your leg with the heating pad on it, squirt it out and be done with it.

It's unisex, by the way


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: manyc]
    #9086003 - 10/16/08 11:10 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, after searching the forums, the link I posted at top seems to work very very well, no complaints. Its only $30 bux. I'm picking up some today


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: magikgrl]
    #9086238 - 10/16/08 12:00 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i didnt look at the link, but you have to make sure its body temp when you give them the sample. one thing i did once was take 4 of those hand warmer things for skiing and wrapped them around the bottle of surrogate piss. it worked


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: AtticusProphet]
    #9086320 - 10/16/08 12:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

It comes with its own heating pad and temp strip.

woot


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: magikgrl]
    #9086362 - 10/16/08 12:26 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

pee from a clean friend is probably cheaper.

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Liquidkick]
    #9086388 - 10/16/08 12:32 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

yea just make sure that shit is hot when you use it. mid to upper 90's for sure

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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: XxShibbyxX]
    #9086401 - 10/16/08 12:36 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i have quick fix that ill hopfully get to use pretty soon


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Re: Synthetic Urine [Re: Waxing Gibbous]
    #9088502 - 10/16/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Waxing Gibbous said:
What about Hormones and bilirubin levels? I know over here in the UK they test both these if the sample is suspect to see if it's from a woman (oestrogen) if it's a guy whos taking the test.




All of the ones i have seen are unisex, works both ways i guess.

Anyways i hear the way they calibrate the urine tests is actually done with synthetic urine.


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