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Offlinemisos
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Oh jesus..
    #9083114 - 10/15/08 07:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I totally just took a sobe hit. And am now extremely stoned. Jesus.


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InvisibleaDoS
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: misos]
    #9083128 - 10/15/08 07:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

FUCKING RIPPED MAN


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Invisiblefee
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: aDoS]
    #9083163 - 10/15/08 07:23 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

what?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: fee]
    #9083173 - 10/15/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Sobe hit? You get high off of green tea?

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: misos]
    #9083194 - 10/15/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Sobes make the best waterfalls.  :thumbup:


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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: misos]
    #9083206 - 10/15/08 07:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus loves you.  :heart:

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Offlinemisos
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: fee]
    #9083248 - 10/15/08 07:39 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

It's basically like a gravity bong.. but a lot smaller. Take a sobe bottle, punch a hole in it in the bottom, fill with ice and water. Get the cap from the bottle and put a bowl in it. Then, put your finger over the hole and light the bowl and take your finger off the hole and the puring water pulls the smoke down towards the hole. Yeah... I'm really stoned. So, sorry.. ?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: misos]
    #9083285 - 10/15/08 07:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

use to make those when I was a kid out of 1 and 2 liter bottles


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: fee]
    #9083301 - 10/15/08 07:53 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

ok. well I learned a new trick tonight then. I still prefer a nicely rolled j. Gets me plenty stoned without the MacGyver routine. lol.

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Invisiblefee
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: SkekTek]
    #9083326 - 10/15/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

SkekTek said:
ok. well I learned a new trick tonight then. I still prefer a nicely rolled j. Gets me plenty stoned without the MacGyver routine. lol.




me too

nice glass piece of a j = ftw


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: deCypher]
    #9083421 - 10/15/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

The Cypher said:
Sobes make the best waterfalls.  :thumbup:




QFT.

I also use the glass Arizona bottles.
The sobe bottles are a little better though.
Their caps are ridiculously thin, pop a hole
in there with a screwdriver, ratchet with screen.
Highly recommendable medium of smoking if needed.


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Offlinemisos
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: publicenemy1]
    #9083663 - 10/15/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Agreed. You should try it at least once. :thumbup:


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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: MOTH]
    #9083715 - 10/15/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MOTH said:
Jesus loves you.  :heart:




You on a big Jesus kick now, MOTH?


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Offlinemisos
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: circularvortex]
    #9083727 - 10/15/08 09:02 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I like how he asks that and I have my signature...? Nice.


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"If I had a single wish, I would have every single human on this planet see this natural world the way I see it; the beauty in such simple things such as a fallen tree that is covered in moss and that has new trees growing from it. To some, fallen trees are ugly. But in reality, it is the circle of life at its finest. This is a beautiful world, its time that we recognize that before its all gone."

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: misos]
    #9083742 - 10/15/08 09:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Oh.  I'm kinda silly.  I didn't read the post subject, now did I?  Disregard that last post by me.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Offlinemisos
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: circularvortex]
    #9083756 - 10/15/08 09:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

It was a joke. JOKE.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: circularvortex]
    #9083810 - 10/15/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

circularvortex said:
Quote:

MOTH said:
Jesus loves you.  :heart:




You on a big Jesus kick now, MOTH?





Not really...BUT JESUS LOVES YOU!  :tongue: :grin:

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: MOTH]
    #9083836 - 10/15/08 09:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i just smoked a muscaria cap :shroomer:  :lsd:

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: MOTH]
    #9083864 - 10/15/08 09:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Moth has found Jesus, :smile:

Lets get more hippies to find Jesus Christ our lord and savior.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Oh jesus.. [Re: aDoS]
    #9084085 - 10/15/08 10:01 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, please  jesus was being forced down my throat since age 3

I can respect jesus


BUT FUCK HIM UP THE ASS

and I'll watch with joy

Not a big deal


we are all christ incarnate

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