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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907115 - 09/25/02 11:45 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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A "test drive" comes before the prenup...
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
#907128 - 09/25/02 11:48 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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ooooooooooooooooohehehehehe
I'll have to clear my schedule first...
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907129 - 09/25/02 11:48 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
would you object to a prenup?
fuck nevermind I only want your money
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907132 - 09/25/02 11:49 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
ooooooooooooooooohehehehehe
I'll have to clear my schedule first...
perv.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Albino_Jesus]
#907134 - 09/25/02 11:50 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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And how does that make you different from most women?
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Albino_Jesus]
#907142 - 09/25/02 11:52 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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But schlorch is the "good kind" of perv...
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
#907144 - 09/25/02 11:53 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
how does that make you different from most women?
er... the fact that I was being sarcastic? 
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But schlorch is the "good kind" of perv...
which is...
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Albino_Jesus]
#907154 - 09/25/02 11:59 AM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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We've strayed... (I'll PM you my marriage proposal)
The topic WAS Invisible Hopping Salamanders and how they've ruined people's lives with their incessant philandering. Discuss.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907171 - 09/25/02 12:06 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Come on schlorch. Shroomerites (in general) have the attention span of a gnat. Point to one thread that didn't degenerate after a handful of posts.
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Edited by Swami (09/25/02 12:07 PM)
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
#907213 - 09/25/02 12:26 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Point to one thread that didn't degenerate after a handful of posts.
Yes, we should all stay on topic and discuss those invisible salamanders instead of marriage proposals and prenups. How did we get so sidetracked?
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
#907218 - 09/25/02 12:29 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would like to discuss Invisible Hopping Salamanders. When I was a child I was visited by a black robed figure in the middle of the night, I opened my eye and looked up from my bed to witness the intruder and he(?) immediately touched me apparently putting me under the influence of some sort of paralysis technology so I was unable to scream for help. To this day I am certain that it was an Invisible Hopping Salamander, the only thing that made it visible was the black robe it was wearing.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: infidelGOD]
#907224 - 09/25/02 12:31 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL!
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: ]
#907226 - 09/25/02 12:32 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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How did you know that it was an Invisible Hopping Salamander and not an Invisible Hopping Gila Monster?
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: ]
#907228 - 09/25/02 12:33 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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*sigh* Yoda can't let this "dark force" thing go for a minute.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Shroomism]
#907231 - 09/25/02 12:34 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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and they imparted to me that alternate reality devices are often installed into the heads of people like Sclorch, inhibiting cosmic sight, and enhancing denial of universal mind.
LOL!!!! I know many with these alternate reality devices.....
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: infidelGOD]
#907240 - 09/25/02 12:39 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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The texture of it's skin.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: ]
#907244 - 09/25/02 12:40 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Black robe, eh? Sounds like IHS geurillas... during the Fold War years.
There was a rogue group of IHS's that disliked the conservative techiniques of the IHS Confederation. They abandoned stealth altogether... they didn't care if humans had evidence that they existed (I've heard there is video of "floating clothing" and so forth). I don't know much about what happened to those rogue IHS's... the Confederation won't tell me anything about it, but they will acknowledge that the rogues did exist.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
#907247 - 09/25/02 12:41 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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The dark side is everywhere Padawan Swami.
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907254 - 09/25/02 12:45 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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I used to work for the I.N.S... (yup, the non-hopping variety).
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
#907275 - 09/25/02 12:57 PM (23 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes Sclorch, that's it. My visitor did intimate to me via telepathic communication that he was part of a rebel alliance commited to bringing knowledge, truth, peace and advancement to the human race. They operated out of an extensive network of underground facilities (this was to help protect them from the harmful effects of solar radiation) all over the earth. He stated that his cell operated out of Mount Shasta, California and was seeking gifted humans such as myself to enlist in bringing about what he termed, "the flowering of humanity."
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