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InvisibleSclorch
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Invisible Hopping Salamanders
    #906180 - 09/25/02 02:34 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I've been communicating with these invisible hopping salamanders. They've told me that "aliens" are a phenomenon they created... and they're sick and tired of not being given the credit. They work real hard on their elaborate neuro-hijacking devices to convince people like Shroomism that these "alien encounters" are real.

They're really smart, they've fooled almost everyone that there are such things as "aliens" (from outer space, another dimension, wherever). They've tried to drop subtle hints on their hijackees, but so far everyone (until the other day- me) who has had such an experience hasn't been able to realize the truth. It's really too bad. Maybe these "abductees" are just too hung up on believing in "aliens" to step outside the box and give credit where credit is due.

BTW, don't expect me to give you proof of the existence of these invisible hopping salamanders... they're made of neutrinos, so it is impossible to create a device to measure them. They communicate with me via a terribly complex device- I only remember blurbs "...neutrino convertor... gamma filtration magnetics... subfusion dynamics.." - like I said, it's complex. The device is made of neutrinos, but they are able to manipulate the air currents inside my ears (so only I can hear them... and only when they know no one is listening... I've tried to record them, but they KNOW).

Anyways, I hope this clears up all that "alien" nonsense.


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906249 - 09/25/02 03:00 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

No one wants to touch this, eh?


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906263 - 09/25/02 03:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You pretty much already said it all. Although I have a jar of fairy dust that glows everytime tinker-bell comes into town. She knows the aliens personally so I know they exist.


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: chemkid]
    #906274 - 09/25/02 03:09 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Uh oh, the IHS's have hijacked your brain. Don't worry, I know how to disconnect...
Just try to realize that there is no Tinkerbell, there never was.


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906318 - 09/25/02 03:24 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

<3


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Invisibledeep_umbra
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906322 - 09/25/02 03:25 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

the IHS's ARE the aliens.. they just like playing with your mind like that


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: deep_umbra]
    #906355 - 09/25/02 03:48 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

The more and more of your posts i read the more i am seeing into the deeper meaning of them sclorch, but not in the way many would expect.

I think i am starting to understand what makes you tick.

1. visible confirmation to come to truth, everyday reality
2. humor cause of the lack of sense that is being made with your percieved lack of structured reason behind many of my posts and the way many humans act
3. it seems that you do not necassarily seek truth and feel as though life means nothing and you will seek to find your place or have found it within your comical views, you are happy just the way you are.
4. In the future you would like to become scientist, professor, or political speaker.

classic yang

That was fun

peace>


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Edited by ViBrAnT (09/25/02 03:58 AM)


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906391 - 09/25/02 04:06 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I've also communicated with the neutrino elementals, and they imparted to me that alternate reality devices are often installed into the heads of people like Sclorch, inhibiting cosmic sight, and enhancing denial of universal mind. Of course, you cannot see these devices because they are astral energy.
I think the salamanders just want entertainment. Like in that episode of the Simpsons? where God? appeared in court via a beam of light.



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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Shroomism]
    #906401 - 09/25/02 04:12 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

<3 <3 :grin: 


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906445 - 09/25/02 04:42 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

They'll never get me! My aluminum foil lined hat will protect me from their evil machinations and allow me to maintain the purity of my bodily fluids!


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906496 - 09/25/02 05:11 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I only remember blurbs "...neutrino convertor... gamma filtration magnetics... subfusion dynamics.."

I was terribly upset when I heard you mention the subfusion dynamics. That is Above Top Secret and then, only on a need-to-know basis. Black Ops at Dreamland fabricated the IHS and the Intergalactic council to distract you from what is really going on. It is a standard ploy to use multiple false trails, but somehow you have stumbled on it and now will have to be terminated with extreme prejudice.

Don't go back to your apartment. Don't go to your bank to withdraw funds. Say good-bye to no one. Leave your car and credit cards and run. Run, schlorch, run! Never look back.

We will miss you... *sniff*


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Swami]
    #906501 - 09/25/02 05:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

No! Don't run... the black helicopters will be right behind you... don't go outside either... and watch out for the white vans... best bet is to start digging.


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InvisibleinfidelGOD
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906523 - 09/25/02 05:33 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

only if you knew the secret of the Invisible Hopping Salamanders...






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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906849 - 09/25/02 10:15 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

What is their relationship to the invisible pink unicorns formerly known as God in certain crop circle dusting?


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: ]
    #906961 - 09/25/02 11:38 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:shocked:  Invisible Pink Unicorns?!?  And i thought it was all a dream! 


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #906969 - 09/25/02 11:41 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

sclorch, can we uh, get married?
like, right now?
please?


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Albino_Jesus]
    #907071 - 09/25/02 01:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

purple monkey dishwasher


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: ViBrAnT]
    #907076 - 09/25/02 01:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I think i am starting to understand what makes you tick.

Again I ask, how can the unaware know how close they are to awareness?
They cannot. Keep thinking.

4 strikes... step away from the plate...


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Albino_Jesus]
    #907085 - 09/25/02 01:23 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

sclorch, can we uh, get married?
like, right now?
please?


That depends... would you object to a prenup?


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Re: Invisible Hopping Salamanders [Re: Sclorch]
    #907097 - 09/25/02 01:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

tell those Invisible Hopping Salamanders to come my way, I want to have a little talk with those sneeky basterds


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