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OfflinePhluck
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Re: My shit worked!!!!!
    #90321 - 10/24/99 11:28 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

eww...

You: "Hey guys, want to try some shrooms? I grew them on MY OWN SHIT!"

Other people: "No."



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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90323 - 10/24/99 11:29 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

Interesting experiment, but not very appetizing.


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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90324 - 10/24/99 02:06 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

I know it doesnt sounds nice but I was just xpermineting no ideas on eating them


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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90325 - 10/24/99 06:31 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

hmmm, you must have a great amount of grain or oats in your diet...


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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90327 - 10/27/99 11:04 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

so what exactly was your tek...I mean how did you prepare your shit? Did you innoculate it with grain spawn after letting it dry out some? Did you sterilize it? Did it smell bad? :smile:

Just curioiuse,
Mungus

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InvisiblePrellgott
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90329 - 11/01/99 04:07 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

I won?t use my toilette again.


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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90330 - 11/02/99 01:24 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

I think he's full of shit. Some hella-lame imagination.


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InvisiblePrellgott
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90331 - 11/02/99 02:21 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

We want a PROOF. Please put a picture of your shit full of shrooms. I`ll print it out and put it on the wll of my room with the title
"to make gold of shit"

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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90333 - 11/03/99 10:52 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

Hey real Cali people(southern californians) don't say that "hella" bullshit. As far as i'm concerned Northern Cali could be antoher state. An another note, yeah man way to go. I don't see the problem in eating them, at least you know where they came from. I mean seriously why a COW'S shit over your own(besides the nutritional reasons of course). Anyhow I still do want to see some proof!

Penya



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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90334 - 11/03/99 08:41 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

shit tek.
1. eat a spore print.
2. shit in a bucket.
3. cover.
4. wait
5. harvest
6. give them to ppl you dislike.

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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90336 - 11/04/99 09:28 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

I can't believe it.

[This message has been edited by MackyD (edited November 04, 1999).]



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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90337 - 11/04/99 09:28 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

What a coincidence! I was just thinking of posting a BS Tek titled Sphincter Spores Tek (SST), after reading a thread where some guys went from innoculating cowshit to finally someone suggesting shitting out in the back yard. But I thought some idiot would probably try it and flame me.

I do have a few questions and ideas though:

Do you prefer the 1/2 pint jar to the pint?

How many jars can you fill?

Do you handle the biscuits or is it mor like target practice - Step 3: Align you asshole over the jars, relax the sphincter. As you feel several inches go by, tighten the sphincter and lightly shake your ass until you hear a thud.

Do you then pack your fudge into the jar (by the way, I have a gay freind who would help).

Just some thoughts....

Bon Apetite

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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90339 - 11/04/99 06:49 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

Somebody needs to lock this thread NOW! This is just plain disgusting....although very humorous....I don't think that, if I was that interested, I'd even want to see proof! Just take the man's word for it, jesus!


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OfflineNearEnd
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90340 - 11/04/99 09:51 PM (23 years, 7 months ago)

wait there are too many toxins in human shit thats why your shrooms were small. cow shit doesnt have an or as many because thay eat grass and it doesn't get very digested. so dont use human shit use cow or rice flour and vermiculite.


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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90341 - 11/05/99 08:34 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

this is very enviormentalistic.
shit in a bucket and throw in the leftover cakes and just harvest what you get, better add straw.
well i wouldent take any shrooms from you!


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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90342 - 11/05/99 11:16 AM (23 years, 7 months ago)

Gee if you smoke a lot of weed you could piss on your shit and have the thc biotoxins in with your shit, man you been in the matrix tooooooo long..


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OfflineNearEnd
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90344 - 04/15/00 12:20 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

Human shit has too many toxins I wouldn't use it.

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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90345 - 04/16/00 01:24 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

if this actually occurred, say it was human shit innoculated with something else, consider that it was probably the material used to innoculate is the only thing that had a thing to do with producing the dwarf fungus


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OfflineFredDerf
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90346 - 04/17/00 08:51 AM (23 years, 1 month ago)

Ewwww


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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90348 - 04/17/00 11:00 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

so if i eat twinkys for 3 days and take a big twinky shit,do the shit tek,by my calculations,my shrooms should last for o, about 100 years....


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OfflinePotRoast
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90350 - 04/19/00 11:13 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

I've heard that one should never fertilize a garden with shit from a meat eating animal i.e. dog shit, cat shit, people shit, because meat eater shit is ripe with disease. Where as animal shit derived from vegan animals is relatively harmless.


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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90351 - 04/22/00 03:03 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)


That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. God, Man! Ewwww!



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Anonymous

Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90352 - 04/24/00 12:35 AM (23 years, 1 month ago)

Diarehhia and vermiculite.

I think I'll try it.



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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90353 - 04/26/00 06:46 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

it is just as nasty as going out into cow fields and picking shrooms off there shit, I dont plan to do either.


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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90354 - 04/27/00 09:51 PM (23 years, 1 month ago)

This has to be the funniest posting ever from what people replied to the number of people replying.


Happy Shrooming

DrDank



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Offlinemdmax37
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Re: My shit worked!!!!! [Re: Phluck]
    #90355 - 04/28/00 10:23 AM (23 years, 1 month ago)

Airdog you're an Idiot! And a liar!

[This message has been edited by mdmax37 (edited April 28, 2000).]



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