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Wow I hate probation
    #9023058 - 10/03/08 10:43 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

All I want is a freaking blunt right now.

How do you previous survivors of probation do it?


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OfflineAAAJ
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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: natehimself]
    #9023080 - 10/03/08 10:49 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I was on probation as a juvenile at 16, they didn't watch me piss so I took a medicine bottle filled with someone else's piss and wore a jock strap so I could hide it between my legs.  I had to do it every meeting; once a week for four months (supposed to be 6 but got out early because my PO went to Afghanistan after 9/11).  I'm sure there are better ways but this worked for me.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: AAAJ]
    #9023098 - 10/03/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

If it's a place where they watch you piss, and you REALLY need a blunt, they sell fake dicks online that you can fill with piss and then squeeze to make the piss come out.

If you're desperate.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: AAAJ]
    #9023106 - 10/03/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Im in the same boat as you right now. I have to piss once a week for another 6 months. Been doing it for 6 months. Yuo need to find something to fulfill the down time you have. Find a hobby or get started on something youve always wanted to do. I personally work on my music. I wake up in the morning editing tracks, go to work, come home do some more production and 9 out of 10 times fall asleep at the laptop.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Irieforester]
    #9023119 - 10/03/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Irieforester said:
If it's a place where they watch you piss, and you REALLY need a blunt, they sell fake dicks online that you can fill with piss and then squeeze to make the piss come out.

If you're desperate.




Huh? In some places they'll actually watch the piss come out of your dick?

Who would have thought the right to privacy was so fragile. I guess weed really is serious business uh!


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: isaacein]
    #9023129 - 10/03/08 10:59 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Huh? In some places they'll actually watch the piss come out of your dick?

Who would have thought the right to privacy was so fragile. I guess weed really is serious business uh!






Sad but true, and the fake dick was how a friend of mine had to pass a weekly test.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Irieforester]
    #9023198 - 10/03/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Once you commit a crime and get put on papers you exchange jail time for certain rights. You have 2 choices to avoid this. Dont commit the crime or dont choose probation. The out come for 1 of these is great, not so much the other.

I have this probation with drug testing once a week for a year, once this is over I go fight a DUI. Then most likely I will have another year. IT SUX, i know. But it beats the alternative of being in jail. Some lessons in life just bite more ass than others!


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: eseare]
    #9023362 - 10/03/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Its not worth it. If they catch you, you go to prison. I've had it happen, and am looking at it again if I fail another test.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: MHbound]
    #9023603 - 10/03/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Lots and lots of $$ spent on detox, thats how i made it through my 6 mths....:bonghit:


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #9023912 - 10/03/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

There are legal smoking blends out now, actually have been out for the last few years, that do get you high.  The high isn't identical to weed but it's about as close as your going to get.  I'm not talking about the legal buds, but mixes of loose herbs with what they claim are highly concentrated herbal extracts applied to them.  There are quite a few threads here on the shroomery about them.  Spice gold is the blend with the most name recognition, but not even close to the best. My personal favorite is Chillin XXX, but if your going to look for info on these products I'd enter spice gold into the search because it's the orginal with the most info on it.  The stuff is expensive running about the same price as high grade cannabis, but if you try the right ones you'll see why.  Well anyways that's how I'm getting through my probation.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Irieforester]
    #9023928 - 10/03/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Irieforester said:
If it's a place where they watch you piss, and you REALLY need a blunt, they sell fake dicks online that you can fill with piss and then squeeze to make the piss come out.

If you're desperate.





A pissing dildo? what is this madness?


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: metalmorph]
    #9023987 - 10/03/08 02:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I was at probation and testing next to a dude that had this. The shit broke and his dick rolled on the ground. Talk about funny. Listening to his explanation of what happened to his PO damn near made me shart.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: eseare]
    #9024034 - 10/03/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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eseare said:
I was at probation and testing next to a dude that had this. The shit broke and his dick rolled on the ground. Talk about funny. Listening to his explanation of what happened to his PO damn near made me shart.




:rofl:


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: magikgrl]
    #9024063 - 10/03/08 02:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)



The Whizzinator :thumbup:

It works great! I had a year probation for misdemeanor possession, and this thing worked GREAT.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Itzpointless]
    #9024081 - 10/03/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i had 1 year probation, got off in april.

pretty sure since i didnt smoke any weed...it turned me into an alcoholic.


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: Leanin]
    #9024485 - 10/03/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

yea im not smoking and i dont drink during the week. im ordering kratom. my new hobby is growing mushies and studying them. about to get a huge loan from a friend to do some really nice work. might also get a HPS and do some hydroponic stuff. im at hope depot once a week now just buying and upgrading stuff. 1 more week and ill have a ton of GT spores and ill be able to get into the trade forum. gonna be doing alot of cool stuff here soon :smile:


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Re: Wow I hate probation [Re: natehimself]
    #9024620 - 10/03/08 04:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

so your on probation and am gonna start growing mushrooms and weed

yeah im sure you wont go back to jail :psycow:


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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