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 Cognitive_Shift
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 SO TRUE, well the part about white people. 
#8995019 - 09/27/08 08:06 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont smoke with black people that often, however being white i can say the white people part is sooo true.
Dave Chappelle-Weed
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Crasher
αἱρετίζω
Registered: 03/13/01
Posts: 6,218
Loc: Tardy to the Party
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#8995069 - 09/27/08 08:16 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Give me struggle, iron, volcanoes...
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 monkeywrench
Why Not?
Registered: 09/16/08
Posts: 908
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Crasher]
#8995093 - 09/27/08 08:20 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wish that Chappelle would do a show again. It's a shame that he's not using his talent.
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[quote]skalthren said:
It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]
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freeDOOM
Stranger then you
Registered: 07/28/08
Posts: 1,536
Loc: New York, USA
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: monkeywrench]
#8995098 - 09/27/08 08:22 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
monkeywrench said:
I wish that Chappelle would do a show again. It's a shame that he's not using his talent.
QFT
and the white people thing is defiantly true 
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vigilant_mind
unfazed
Registered: 01/20/07
Posts: 1,717
Loc: boco
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#8995106 - 09/27/08 08:24 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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OMG lulz. I actually laughed out loud at the white people part.
Great find.
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publicenemy1
Dr. Funkenstein
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 2,396
Loc: Cumberland Mine 
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: freeDOOM]
#8995112 - 09/27/08 08:25 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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good find, so trueee.
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weathereporter88
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: monkeywrench]
#8995139 - 09/27/08 08:29 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
monkeywrench said:
I wish that Chappelle would do a show again. It's a shame that he's not using his talent.
do you post on BL by chance?
Eh, Im just confused by yer avatar
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 12,658
Loc: Somewhere in my head
Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: publicenemy1]
#8995143 - 09/27/08 08:30 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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its 100% true. i had no idea that was a white exclusive thing I thought it was just normal for everyone.haha
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Cannabischarlie
Resident badass
Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 14,190
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#8995640 - 09/27/08 10:02 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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i noticed this is true
im not black
im not fully white i guess either, but white guys are always cataloging drinks and talking about other times they got high.
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 we could all use a little more sunshine.
 yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.
Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 20,006
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#8995650 - 09/27/08 10:05 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
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Syle
Brahma
Registered: 10/16/05
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Loc: WA
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Bridgeburner]
#8995773 - 09/27/08 10:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
b0red5tiff said:
People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
i am white, and about 95% of what you just posted was BS. sorry.
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire
Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 12,513
Loc: United States
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Syle]
#8995777 - 09/27/08 10:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I get high.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
Registered: 06/21/05
Posts: 24,570
Loc: FL
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Crasher]
#8995785 - 09/27/08 10:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crasher said:
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Crasher
αἱρετίζω
Registered: 03/13/01
Posts: 6,218
Loc: Tardy to the Party
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8995859 - 09/27/08 10:59 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
That reminds me of my black friends who buy belvedere and Gray Goose vodka to mix with shit like OJ and Red Bull, just so everyone knows they bought overpriced vodka.
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Give me struggle, iron, volcanoes...
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
Registered: 03/16/05
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Syle]
#8995879 - 09/27/08 11:05 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Syle said:
Quote:
b0red5tiff said:
People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
i am white, and about 95% of what you just posted was BS. sorry.
Seriously, how high were you when you wrote that?
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Edited by DeathCompany (09/27/08 11:05 PM)
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CubensisCutter
mycologist
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Bridgeburner]
#8996079 - 09/28/08 12:08 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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im white and the only time ive ever smoked with people like that was when i was in 8th grade and just started smoking. boredstiff what the fuck are you talking about? amsterdam blows and is not worth the money to visit. all there is to do there is smoke good weed and good hash BIG FUCKING DEAL ill go to canada if i wanna do that for not even half the cost
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thats right cubes in december bitches
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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.
Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 20,006
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: CubensisCutter]
#8997146 - 09/28/08 09:19 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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you all better fess up you were nailed by that description.
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5HTSynaptrip
Dopamine Enthusiast
Registered: 09/14/08
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Loc: USA
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Crasher]
#8997256 - 09/28/08 10:48 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Crasher said:
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Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge. - My hero, who will be forever remembered, Carl Sagan.
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gofudgeyourself
Student
Registered: 09/01/08
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: 5HTSynaptrip]
#8997725 - 09/28/08 01:42 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahahaa its funny cause last time i got high we talked about what we used to do when we got high
"dude remember lazer floyd, we were so stoned man"
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Psilocybeingzz
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Re: SO TRUE, well the part about white people. [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#8997881 - 09/28/08 02:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
"you can not pass out, around white people...."(ETC)
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