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norml840
sex toy guru

Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 3,170
Loc: lost

Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Asante]
#8972327 - 09/23/08 10:25 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

2. spam

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deCypher

Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232

Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: norml840]
#8972425 - 09/23/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

2. Ingest copious amounts of drugs.

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Linux
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Registered: 08/21/08
Posts: 1,787
Loc: Eastpointe, MI 48021

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Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Linux]
#8973450 - 09/23/08 02:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

lol, i was so drunk when i wrote this :lol:

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I'm just a psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy.

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sam420
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Registered: 01/14/05
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Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Linux]
#8973547 - 09/23/08 02:59 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

My evil plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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sam420
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Registered: 01/14/05
Posts: 3,144
Loc: Scotland
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months

Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Linux]
#8973560 - 09/23/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Linux said:
lol, i was so drunk when i wrote this

lol liar

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

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Gumby
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Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Linux]
#8973597 - 09/23/08 03:07 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, every one knows that phase 2 is ALWAYS "?".
FAIL.

For further details, see diagram below:

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Linux
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Registered: 08/21/08
Posts: 1,787
Loc: Eastpointe, MI 48021

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Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Gumby]
#8973747 - 09/23/08 03:38 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Have you seen a Phase?

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Gumby
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Registered: 06/13/01
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Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Linux]
#8973764 - 09/23/08 03:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Do what now?

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ackack9000
Smart pants are risky

Registered: 05/08/08
Posts: 258
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Last seen: 15 years, 6 months

Re: My Evil Plan (tm)!

[Re: Gumby]
#8975184 - 09/23/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

My evil plan was to get high...
what were we talking about.
I'm full of bourboun and I cant get up!

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