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listen to me whine about girls mkay
    #8973359 - 09/23/08 02:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

there's nothing to whine about, really. i make friends with girls easily and they like to hang around me. recently i met with a girl online who's out of my "social circle". i usually hang around with girls who are painters or writers and listen to the same kind of music as i do or share my general interests.

she, on the other hand, works in a night club as a dancer, she's 20 and she lives by herself. all she seems to do is sleep and go dancing. she likes club music like hardstyle or whatever it's called. she's so fucking hot at first i couldn't believe she was talking to me. it later appeared she found me interesting and terribly handsome because i didn't try to sweet talk her or be obtrusive. she constantly wants to chat with my and her webcams on and sends me emoticons of kisses and hearts.

it all looks so unreal, plus we're gonna hook up at the end of the week when she's coming to town with her parents. she says she wants to hang out with me and i was like yea sure.

the problem is that it's all moving too fast and i'm probably overthinking this issue. i know half of you will tell me to fuck her up the ass as soon as she turns her back on me but i just want to know her at first, is that wrong? for a guy to put sexual desires in the back and pure interest of a woman on the front seat?

i pretty much don't know what to do with this shit, so this is where you come in.


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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8973365 - 09/23/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

dry smash her shitbox


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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8973368 - 09/23/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
listen to me whine about girls mkay



No.
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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: natehimself]
    #8973369 - 09/23/08 02:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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dry smash her shitbox



Agreed.
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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8973371 - 09/23/08 02:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with getting to know her first, she obviously is happy you haven't been trying to get into her pants or use cheap lines so far. Just do whatever you feel, take it slow if you want and if things go speed up just enjoy it.

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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Rebirtha]
    #8973409 - 09/23/08 02:32 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

did you say she was a dancer at a nightclub?  most of those girls are highly unstable.  tread carefully on this one.

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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8973424 - 09/23/08 02:35 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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i just want to know her at first, is that wrong? for a guy to put sexual desires in the back and pure interest of a woman on the front seat?




I think that's great and you should roll with it.


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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8973477 - 09/23/08 02:46 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
i just want to know her at first, is that wrong? for a guy to put sexual desires in the back and pure interest of a woman on the front seat?




I think that's great and you should roll with it.




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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #8973479 - 09/23/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
i just want to know her at first, is that wrong? for a guy to put sexual desires in the back and pure interest of a woman on the front seat?




I think that's great and you should roll with it.




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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: sam420]
    #8973943 - 09/23/08 04:12 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

thanks everyone! she doesn't seem unstable, she's kind of shy and quiet.

this is her btw


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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8973977 - 09/23/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Shes a slutttttttt.  I hit it twice already.

but really, be careful.  Girls that pose like that are obviously attention driven. 

i would just go ahead and dry smash the shitbox again, like i did twice before.


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Re: listen to me whine about girls mkay [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #8974141 - 09/23/08 05:01 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Either you got really lucky.. or shes too good to be true. She looks like the type that craves attention.  And shes a dancer?  I know the type. Some of these really hot night club dancer chicks thrive off of attention from multiple men fighting over them.  Heres what they do:  She'll have a huge roided out, egomaniac, on-again-off-again boyfriend with a real short fuse.  While she's on a "break" from dating this guy (even though she still calls and probably has sex with him) she meets you: a handsome, nice, significantly smaller and less violent, smart and cool guy.  She seems to genuinely like you (maybe she does).  You fool around with her a few times. Make out a little, have some sex.  Then she starts to seem distant and you get concerned that maybe she's lost interest.  Till one night you call her (or she calls you) and shes crying about something so you go and see her.  While you're there, the other guy shows up and goes into a rage at the sight of you anywhere near his girl, and beats you to a pulp.  And this is how she gets off.

Na I'm just foolin around.  Shes real hot.  So be careful, use a condom and don't be manipulated.

And another thing! Who the hell coined the phrase "dry smash her shitbox"?  I'm getting pretty tired of it.  It means fuck her in the ass with no lubrication right? That would be incredibly painful for both her ass and your penis.  Youch.  You wouldn't be being the man, or showing her who's boss by dry smashing her shit box, because that shit would hurt like crazy.

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