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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#8967969 - 09/22/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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wut a really weird thing for her to connect that event to that picture lol
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Seuss
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: StonedShroom]
#8967973 - 09/22/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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> So I look at her monitor, little green light is on, but in her defense the screen was black.
I got a call from a client stating that their wireless network was down. When I got there, he showed me his computer monitor that had, in large letters, the words "No Signal". I hit the power button on his computer, turning it on. Easy $100. Gotta love consulting.
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pothead4life
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#8967997 - 09/22/08 12:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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RoosterCogburn said: We have Becktard... She's a pisser.
I can't even begin to compile a list of things, but at least once a week we all laugh at her absolute stupidity.
The one I remember most clearly is when the boss was showing pictures of a trip to IRELAND. The picture was a beautiful, 200 foot cliff face over the ocean... Becktard asks if that's where "they landed on DDay?"
I had to hold back tears.
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Veritas
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Seuss]
#8968005 - 09/22/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Our corporate computer tech recently recommended that I switch careers to work in tech support. I told him that I had considered it, but realized that facing the extremes of human stupidity on a daily basis would eventually result in my moving to a cave & avoiding all human contact. He laughed long & loud, and told me I'd made his week.
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demiu5
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: blewmeanie]
#8968017 - 09/22/08 12:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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*absurdly
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RoosterCogburn
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
#8968029 - 09/22/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh wait, the monitor thing reminds me!!!!
I replaced a monitor in here, and when the salesperson flicked it on they mentioned how their username was already filled in, just like "the old one"... I told him I pre-programmed it that way.
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Veritas
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
#8968032 - 09/22/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You missed "questionrs." (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)
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RoosterCogburn
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Seuss]
#8968037 - 09/22/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Seuss said: Easy $100. Gotta love consulting.
My old partner drove 50 miles, and charged $250 to hit a client's "Send/Receive" button.
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demiu5
humans, lol
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Veritas]
#8968047 - 09/22/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Veritas said: You missed "questionrs." (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)
i didn't even see questionrs in that sentence
i'm also not sure what a "supertard co-worker absurdly dumb question" is
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DR. PRIME
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Veritas]
#8968104 - 09/22/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread makes me laugh...and cry.
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
#8968127 - 09/22/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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demius said:
Quote:
Veritas said: You missed "questionrs." (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)
i didn't even see questionrs in that sentence
i'm also not sure what a "supertard co-worker absurdly dumb question" is
Thats Supertard co-workers absurdly dumb questionrs.
Get it right.
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