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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8967969 - 09/22/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

wut a really weird thing for her to connect that event to that picture lol


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8967973 - 09/22/08 12:34 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

> So I look at her monitor, little green light is on, but in her defense the screen was black.

I got a call from a client stating that their wireless network was down.  When I got there, he showed me his computer monitor that had, in large letters, the words "No Signal".  I hit the power button on his computer, turning it on.  Easy $100.  Gotta love consulting.


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #8967997 - 09/22/08 12:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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RoosterCogburn said:
We have Becktard... She's a pisser.

I can't even begin to compile a list of things, but at least once a week we all laugh at her absolute stupidity.

The one I remember most clearly is when the boss was showing pictures of a trip to IRELAND. The picture was a beautiful, 200 foot cliff face over the ocean... Becktard asks if that's where "they landed on DDay?"

I had to hold back tears.




:rofl2:


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Seuss]
    #8968005 - 09/22/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

Our corporate computer tech recently recommended that I switch careers to work in tech support.  I told him that I had considered it, but realized that facing the extremes of human stupidity on a daily basis would eventually result in my moving to a cave & avoiding all human contact.  He laughed long & loud, and told me I'd made his week.  :grin:

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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8968017 - 09/22/08 12:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

*absurdly


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
    #8968029 - 09/22/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Oh wait, the monitor thing reminds me!!!!

I replaced a monitor in here, and when the salesperson flicked it on they mentioned how their username was already filled in, just like "the old one"... I told him I pre-programmed it that way.

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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
    #8968032 - 09/22/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:  You missed "questionrs."  (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)

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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Seuss]
    #8968037 - 09/22/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Easy $100.  Gotta love consulting.




My old partner drove 50 miles, and charged $250 to hit a client's "Send/Receive" button.

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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Veritas]
    #8968047 - 09/22/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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:lol:  You missed "questionrs."  (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)




i didn't even see questionrs in that sentence

i'm also not sure what a "supertard co-worker absurdly dumb question" is :shrug:


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: Veritas]
    #8968104 - 09/22/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This thread makes me laugh...and cry.


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Re: Supertard co-workers ubsurdly dumb questionrs....or begging for elimination from the genepool. [Re: demiu5]
    #8968127 - 09/22/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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demius said:
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Veritas said:
:lol:  You missed "questionrs."  (I think the spelling errors were deliberate.)




i didn't even see questionrs in that sentence

i'm also not sure what a "supertard co-worker absurdly dumb question" is :shrug:



Thats Supertard co-workers absurdly dumb questionrs.

Get it right.:snub:


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