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Anonymous #1

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #8952262 - 09/18/08 10:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: you guys are really getting worked up over this!  Dare I post another?

Yes #10, You're one of the constructive critics.  To be honest, I kind of noticed the lines already, but since you pointed it out, they stand out much more to me.  As far as why I posted here, I figured that since this site is full of negative people, contrarians and ornery malcontents, if some of them like it, it has a chance.  Plus, I figured I need to thicken my skin a little, since I'm about to start making a serious effort to put my work out there.  Any tips on that, BTW?


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Anonymous #28

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8957668 - 09/20/08 03:41 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

all you fucks that say it needs shading didnt look close enough.

if you look toward the center and lower part he used slightly darker orange paint.

10.


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Anonymous #29

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8959236 - 09/20/08 02:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
It's a boring spleen like blob, or a cutaway of a sphincter. I dont see minimalism as a true form of art at all. If I saw that in a doctor's office waiting room I would most likely leave.




QFT


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Anonymous #30

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8959280 - 09/20/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

This looks like the work of a four year old kid with Down's syndrome, except the four year old would probably have more creativity than is exhibited in this painting.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #8959493 - 09/20/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

99.9% of artists are absolute wastes of life.  They contribute nothing to society, try and use big words to sound intelligent, then paint garbage like this and call it "art".


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Anonymous #13

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8959821 - 09/20/08 05:23 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm about to start making a serious effort to put my work out there.  Any tips on that, BTW?




Try painting things that actually require artistic talent.  You can keep it minimalist or abstract or whatever, but if you're painting something that just about anyone without a scrap of artistic blood in their veins could do just as well, I don't imagine you'll get far.

Also, you could try painting vaginas and claiming that they aren't vaginas; it worked for Georgia O'Keefe :wink:


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Anonymous #31

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8960163 - 09/20/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I just don't understand why you think this would warrant anything higher than a 1 on your scale. 

IMO it required no skill or talent to create, not only that, it isn't even pretty, therefore it's rubbish.


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Anonymous #32

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8960893 - 09/20/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

In a way it is utterly brilliant! -- in another way it looks like the work of a retard.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Rate My Painting [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8961307 - 09/21/08 12:57 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I dont like art just because its abstract. Art needs to either look interesting or make you feel a certain way. I'll rate it 2.


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