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IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    #8920802 - 09/12/08 08:44 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:woot:  :woot:

OK, so I read on these boards millions of times about the urban legends and misinformation about drugs and such,
but had never had someone say such things in real life....
Until JUST NOW.....!    :lol:

So, I am smoking a cig out on my balcony, and the guy staying temporarily -
with his parents while he finds a job in the states walks out to smoke one....
This is one of those ex-army guys that has a million friggin stories,
and never really has a "conversation" with someone, he just talks..... and talks..........  and.........talks............
I try to avoid him, but sometimes it is unavoidable,
and makes me wish I had brought an all-day-sucker to enjoy while being an audience....    :smirk:


So, somehow he got on the subject of drug testing (because of his interviews), and he spits out and oldie but goodie....
"Oh yeah man, certain drugs like LSD stay in your spine forever once you take it.....
I have heard of people that have cracked their back years later, and the LSD gets released into body again, and they trip all over again".....

To which I laughed and said something like, I think I need me some of that, I crack my back all the time....!    :lol:


If it was only that easy..................    :smirk:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920814 - 09/12/08 08:46 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Scary.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8920825 - 09/12/08 08:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

But so entertainingly classic....    :grin:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #8920828 - 09/12/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Too many moments like these to count, they are funny to me now though. I don't waste time anymore arguing with people who at the time I referred to as "cunts".

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920843 - 09/12/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

its amazing how people can be that stupid. ive heard em all, but then again theres lots of stupid people where i live. the latest one that has been going around here involves coating a cigarette with toothpaste, letting dry for a day then smoking. apparently, this is just like acid :smirk:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Irdamage]
    #8920845 - 09/12/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Just a few days ago a kid told me one of his best friends got some shrooms laced with lsd and now he thinks he's a glass of milk.  I honestly didn't know what to say.  The scary thing is we were in a car full of people who like, believed him.  I tried to speak up but people are just so set in their ways.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920847 - 09/12/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I picked up a sack tonight and the guy that dropped it off is chilling here. We smoke a few bowls and bullshit for a while and he says he could really gor for some red rock. I enjoy smoking it on top a bowl of mids once in a while and had some. Long story short, he now knows it's not opium.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: g00ru]
    #8920893 - 09/12/08 09:00 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
The scary thing is we were in a car full of people who like, believed him.




It is a simple formula....
Shit in, shit out....    :thumbup:

I didn't even try correcting this dood, I saw a point of exit, and took it..... 
"Hahaha, you have a good night man....!"  :seeya:

:tongue:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920905 - 09/12/08 09:04 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

lol some chick told me her boyfriend would eat entire onions like apples, and when she asked about it he said it would help release LSD from his spine, just like when he popped his back.

:ilold:

theres a million more funny drug stories, people are so misinformed.
makes me wanna piss in someones coffee.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920913 - 09/12/08 09:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I have given up on correcting people like that. They would rather regurgitate rumors then hear a rational explanation.
Its like for every dumb ass I correct there are ten more around the corner.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920916 - 09/12/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I like when you try explaining it, and they don't understand what being water soluble has to do with it.  :foreheadslap:

:edit:  It doesn't make me want to piss in their coffee, it makes me want to dose them..

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8920917 - 09/12/08 09:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This is just an example of how misinformation and lack of knowledge can be dangerous.  People just listen to what they're told or what they "heard" they take at face value.  Kinda frustrating that folks don't do research on things before they spout 'em back out.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: g00ru]
    #8920981 - 09/12/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
Just a few days ago a kid told me one of his best friends got some shrooms laced with lsd and now he thinks he's a glass of milk. 





I had someone swear to me that he was in prison with the
orange juice, said the guy couldnt sleep because he'd spill
and die, it was incredible, I asked if he actually met the man
he said no but he'd hear he was in one of the other cell blocks

I asked when they started putting the crazy people in prison
when they've committed no crimes, people want to believe this
shit, makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: SolomonTheShaman]
    #8921232 - 09/12/08 10:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Frustrating.... Yes.

But the drug war in general is maddening.
And all those that support it and maintain it, SCUM. :smirk:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8921238 - 09/12/08 10:23 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
arguing it



They called it Church Pris. :yesnod:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8921250 - 09/12/08 10:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Every time some one says something like that, I whip the shit out of them and tell them the truth.

I am pretty well respected as some one that knows their shit about psychedelics though, so no one really tries to argue with me. They know if they did I would rape them with logic. :thumbup:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8921255 - 09/12/08 10:28 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus christ.. these things are so ridiculous.. at least before I open my mouth on a topic I like to be *somewhat* educated on it. If I'm wrong, I learn more. It's win-win.

With these types of people, it's lose-lose. They go around believing this obvious bullshit and their friends eat it up.

So many times at parties people would do shit like crack their neck/back and seriously pretend to be tripping the rest of the night. The whole rest of the night. So completely fucking obvious they're not tripping. I guess it's kinda funny in a way, but in a :sad: way.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8921328 - 09/12/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Lol the ones I find funny are when people try and act like there are 'custom' trips.

eg. I was told that someones friend had a 'smurf trip'(a blotter with smurfs on it) and they ended up thinking they were a smurf so ran under a truck and died. :nonono:

Fuck people are stupid, they just believe anything.:crankey:

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8921372 - 09/12/08 11:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, in person i've heard, "did you know that when you trip on mushrooms, it's just your brain bleeding inside your head?"

i replied with a big ol' ":rofl2:"

then she said, "it's true, don't you read any medical journals?"

and i replied with, ":nonono:" and proceeded to tell her the truth.

i have a few other friends that are convinced that if you have a bad trip on acid it can cause permanent brain damage and if you take it too many times even if you only have good trips it will still destroy your brain. :nonono:

i tried to tell them the truth and they just say, "i don't know man.... i don't think so..."

i think it's just the word "acid" whoever decided to call it "acid" was a dumbshit... unless it was a goverment agency, then they knew exactly what they were doing.  still... how that caught on i don't know... somebody care to enlighten me?


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: two_rivers]
    #8921377 - 09/12/08 11:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Lysergic acid diethylamide might have something to do with it.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Adden]
    #8921384 - 09/12/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

oh, jesus. :foreheadslap:

i'm one of those people now.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: two_rivers]
    #8921431 - 09/12/08 11:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

lol far from it

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: two_rivers]
    #8921463 - 09/12/08 11:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

two_rivers said:
in person i've heard, "did you know that when you trip on mushrooms, it's just your brain bleeding inside your head?"

hen she said, "it's true, don't you read any medical journals?"





I would have told her that she should find and read a medical journal containing an article about psilocybian mushrooms.  She would see that she was wrong and an asshole for trying to backup mythical information with official sounding sources of which she has clearly done no research.


I hear this one a few times: Mushrooms give you food poisoning and that's why you trip.  I always respond to this with: how come I don't trip when I get food poisoning from bad shellfish or undercooked meat?

My good friend defended that one to the bitter end. To the point where she started crying because "she knew she was right" and I didn't believe her. I asked her where she got that info from and she said "i dunno, my friends. everyone knows that!"  She told me to look it up online (which obviously she hadn't bothered to do to confirm her own belief).  So I said "you go look it up too, and don't believe everything you hear"

That same night she called me to apologize for getting so worked up.  She didn't know why she was so passionate about a piece of information that she so firmly believed was true only because she heard it from her friends.  She said she's not going to believe everything she hears anymore. I told her to question everything, do your own research, find out for yourself.  So this girl was able to escape the cycle of blind faith in misinformation.  I was just shocked at how passionately and violently people can defend their beliefs, even when they would see that they are wrong if they just did a little research.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8921555 - 09/13/08 12:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
arguing it



They called it Church Pris. :yesnod:




I know and they killed you for questioning it... wasnt it great

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8921794 - 09/13/08 01:38 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

the day after i had my first mushroom trip, i cracked my neck and my whole spine n didnt trip :frown::crankey:

i wish that would happen.. you would never ever need to find the shit to trip again!!


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8922044 - 09/13/08 03:05 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Psilocybeingzz said:
Quote:

makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
arguing it



They called it Church Pris. :yesnod:




I know and they killed you for questioning it... wasnt it great



Geeeeez Pris.
When you put it like that you make it sound so bad.
I mean we do need some way to strive for "pure morality" don't we?
Otherwise, moral relativism, will destroy the earth.
They we're just trying to protect man from man really....


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: g00ru]
    #8922070 - 09/13/08 03:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
I honestly didn't know what to say.  The scary thing is we were in a car full of people who like, believed him.  I tried to speak up but people are just so set in their ways.




Werd. I used to argue with people like that, but I realised it's a waste of time. No matter what you say, they tell you about how they read it on the interwebz or know a friend who has experienced it.

Euugghhhhh, ignorant people make me :mad2:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8922147 - 09/13/08 03:53 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
arguing it



+Salem witch trials.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: g00ru]
    #8922200 - 09/13/08 04:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
Just a few days ago a kid told me one of his best friends got some shrooms laced with lsd and now he thinks he's a glass of milk.  I honestly didn't know what to say.  The scary thing is we were in a car full of people who like, believed him.  I tried to speak up but people are just so set in their ways.



:rofl:
Wow....
Just, wow.
At least this shit IS kinda funny, no? :lol:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8922260 - 09/13/08 04:56 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I've argued with someone when they said that if you take LSD more than three times you are legally insane. There i am, standing there, having over 60 trips under my belt, and this guy is telling me after three ill be insane.

The worst part was after i told him how many trips ive had and how im fine, he told me, by law, that i was actually insane and just didn't know it.

Fucking idiot.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #8922293 - 09/13/08 05:20 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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the_notorious said:
I've argued with someone when they said that if you take LSD more than three times you are legally insane. There i am, standing there, having over 60 trips under my belt, and this guy is telling me after three ill be insane.

The worst part was after i told him how many trips ive had and how im fine, he told me, by law, that i was actually insane and just didn't know it.

Fucking idiot.

:mad2:




Lol, what the fuck? It's funny how people just deny the truth, I find I get this kind of shit with people regardless of topic, not just drugs.

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #8922298 - 09/13/08 05:25 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

The reason you keep hearing these wives-tales is because just before the internet they were the truth to a vast majority of people.  There were no widely available medical texts or a place like the shroomery to educate at a click.  What we're witnessing, especially right here on the shroomery, is a sub-cultural mutation where more and more people are learning more contemporary subject matter.  We're on the ground floor, and people like us are unknowingly climbing the stairs of real life intellectual evolution.  But its still fledgling, so there are still uneducated people living on obsolete information. 

I heard a good one about 2 years ago when me and my wife mentioned to her friend if she ever tried mushrooms, and her honest-to-god reply was "Devil worshipers take those.  No thanks.".  I was dumbfounded.  I started laughing to myself and couldn't hide it.  I'm not sure if she was offended, but we left it at that.

I guess this rant needs a moral, and heres a fitting one.  When these dumb-ass n0obs come on here asking dumb-ass questions, don't berate them or argue with them.  Be patient and willing to educate where you can, because thats what the people of this country need most.


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: joekenorer]
    #8922310 - 09/13/08 05:32 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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joekenorer said:
The reason you keep hearing these wives-tales is because just before the internet they were the truth to a vast majority of people.  There were no widely available medical texts or a place like the shroomery to educate at a click.  What we're witnessing, especially right here on the shroomery, is a sub-cultural mutation where more and more people are learning more contemporary subject matter.  We're on the ground floor, and people like us are unknowingly climbing the stairs of real life intellectual evolution.  But its still fledgling, so there are still uneducated people living on obsolete information.



:mrt:Yo' check it fo's this sucka be droppin' mad evaluations on yo' ass.
And the dope thing is his shit is all straight legit'
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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8922339 - 09/13/08 05:57 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Its hard to approach people with skewed information, because unless you can flip out a laptop right in front of them, they think you're fucking crazy.  Or if you spit knowledge at them, they think you're a genius and won't even try to comprehend what you're saying.  But their kids will, and if not them then their grandkids, because evolution works in generations. 

If this website ever goes away for whatever reason, it will be remembered as legendary.  Many people will keep its memory alive, and the lessons learned within will be passed down.  In years people will be tracing ideas and mushroom information right back to this point and place in history.  So few realize the implication of what seems like a simple drug-blog website.  If you're here, you truly are part of something important.  So many take it for granted, but ironically thats its charm.  Seems like nothing now, but later ...


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My favorites are weeping willows, which aren't really weeping at all. They're very wispy, witty and will dance in the breeze with you. Nothing like a tree that wants to dance with you. Although it doesn't like its thin limbs being pulled at all, it absolutely LOVES it when you walk through them, letting them gently slide over your face and shoulders. If you're naked, the willow considers it to be sex. It will orgasm on your mind and you will blow dream chunks into outer space. All very fun until your neighbor sees you.                                    -The Joekenorer

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: joekenorer]
    #8922424 - 09/13/08 06:30 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck yes.
:einstein: ^^^
Sharp insights.

The OMC shall prevail.
:typing::heartpump::gethigh::super:


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8922553 - 09/13/08 07:01 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

"Have you ever tripped on Felix the Cat acid, man??? It's totally a black and white trip instead of technicolor, man."


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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8922592 - 09/13/08 07:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

guruu said:
Just a few days ago a kid told me one of his best friends got some shrooms laced with lsd and now he thinks he's a glass of milk. 





I had someone swear to me that he was in prison with the
orange juice, said the guy couldnt sleep because he'd spill
and die, it was incredible, I asked if he actually met the man
he said no but he'd hear he was in one of the other cell blocks

I asked when they started putting the crazy people in prison
when they've committed no crimes, people want to believe this
shit, makes you wonder what urban legends were going around a
couple hundred years ago, and back then... there really was no
arguing it




yeah I went to school with someone who claimed a kid he went to school with ate too much acid and thinks he is a glass of orange juice.  I think that rumor started in the 70's with the sunshine acid maybe I'm wrong? anyone know?


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Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Run DMT]
    #8922593 - 09/13/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Like the one, mushrooms make you tell the truth..


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Brainiac]
    #8922849 - 09/13/08 09:28 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

actually.......

a high dose of mushrooms plus some cocaine and some good interogation might do wonders.  or the person will develop a new personality to protect his own, ending up skitzo!


i have a friend who has tripped with people to get information from them.  haha its hilarious


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Re: IT FINALLY HAPPENED..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: pong]
    #8928488 - 09/14/08 01:02 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I had a few guys at work that believed all the nonsense. One of my favorites...

Him:"Hey man, if you do acid it will stay in your spine forever!"
Me:"Really. And where did you hear that from?"
Him:"I learned it in D.A.R.E".


:banghead:


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