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Anonymous #1

Another girl thread.
    #8914893 - 09/11/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Say I wanted to hang out with a girl that I really like, but have only talked to a few times in class.  I'm fairly sure she likes me too, but were both kind of shy, and I don't really know how to go about asking her out without coming off as a creep since I hardly know her.  I was thinking maybe I could offer to show her around town sometime since she not from around here and lives in the dorms.  Any other suggestions?

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Anonymous #2

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8914916 - 09/11/08 08:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

  • Ask her if she wants to go with you to a party
  • Ask her if she wants to get a drink with you
  • Ask her if she wants to get a coffee after class
  • Show her your erect penis
  • Offer her drugs


Any of the above, but I recommend trying the last two first.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8914921 - 09/11/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

women respond very well to butterfly kisses.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8915149 - 09/11/08 09:01 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

What about butterfly knives?

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Anonymous #4

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8915212 - 09/11/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
women respond very well to butterfly kisses.




Thats a sure fire way to get pepper sprayed and or kicked in the nuts.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8915263 - 09/11/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
women respond very well to butterfly kisses.




Thats a sure fire way to get pepper sprayed and or kicked in the nuts.




they love it and you know it. why you being a cock block man?!?!

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Anonymous #5

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8915462 - 09/11/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

wtf is a butterfly kiss

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Anonymous #6

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8915471 - 09/11/08 10:02 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

you take your ballsack and stretch it out so it looks like butterfly wings to your penis and then shove it in her mouth.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8915683 - 09/11/08 10:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
  • Ask her if she wants to go with you to a party
  • Ask her if she wants to get a drink with you
  • Ask her if she wants to get a coffee after class





Woops, I fucked up on that list.  Don't ask her, tell her (example, "Hey, let's grab a coffee after class" instead of "Would you like to grab a coffee after class?"). Being assertive is good.

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Anonymous #7

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8918644 - 09/12/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Tell her that your underpants are infested with chipmunks and that you need help taking them out. It will be a fun team/confidence building exercise which may culminate with her letting you stick it in her kaboose. :awesome::thumbup:

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Anonymous #4

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8918671 - 09/12/08 01:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
wtf is a butterfly kiss




It's when you open and close your eyes quickly against someone's skin so that your eyelashes tickle them and feels like a butterfly.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Another girl thread. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8919189 - 09/12/08 03:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I like to wink on my girls nipples sometime

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